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Obey me brothers' horror movie tolerance levels

Lucifer: Annoyingly, 10/10, he doesn't seek horror out but he is pretty unflappable.

Mammon: 1/10, this is canon, he's a big baby. He'll try to put on a brave face and if you're more scared than HIM he'll "protect" you.

Leviathan: 5/10, I don't know if it's ever referenced in game but I think he handles himself ok. If nothing else video games have rendered him immune to jumpscares. Psychological horror gets to him more.

Satan: 9/10, only loses to Lucifer in that hell get very worried about any animal on screen. He needed to be told Jonsey would be ok in order to finish Alien.

Asmodeous: 6/10, I think he hams up when he's scared for attention, but manages ok. I feel like slasher movies in particular amuse him.

Beelzebub: 9/10 Beel is also pretty unshakable, and great to watch scary movies with because he'll always offer protection. He'll get nervous if it involves family though. Something like the Babadook would stress him out.

Belphegor: 10/10, This man is a freak who doesn't get spooked or grossed out by anything. Also just loves all horror. Edgy little bastard.

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I like this new ASMR cover teaser a normal amount............

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EVERYONE WAITING KISS IS OUT!!

@ask-belphegor @lucifer-morningst4r HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE UR SONGS OUT

Also to my friends:

@obey-me-hoe @fandoms-x-reader @magnificentobeymeplayer

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the scream i scrumpt.

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Married Life

SUPPORT THE PROJECT

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just thinking about how Ford would take any chance to tell Stan thank you :,)

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Manga Mammon appreciation post bc he's literally so fucking gorgeous and everyone deserves to see him in all his glory 😍😍😍

Reposting bc Tumblr didn't appreciate some of the pics 😬

Idk how they managed to make him even more beautiful than he already is but I'm so thankful for it 🙏🏻

(OM! Manga V.1)

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Outfits for the Summer bonding montage! ☀️

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A very cold day

Mc: Dia, can you please transform to your demonic form?

Diavolo: Sure Mc *transforming* Why?

Mc: *rushing up to hug him* Ah, much better, so warm….

Diavolo: Ha, ha *happy* I see *covering them with his wings and hugging them* It's really cold today.

A very hot day

Mc: Barbatos could you-

Barbatos: *already transformed* Fu, fu, fu *opening his arms*

Mc: *rushing up to hug him* Ah~ how cool you are!

Barbatos: *rubbing his cheek with theirs* And you're warm, it's nice.

Lucifer: …

Mephisto: ...

Mephisto: Do you really think it is tolerable that a human is using our future king as a stove and the royal butler as a refrigerator?

Lucifer: I prefer not to answer… But Diavolo and Barbatos seem more than happy.

Mephisto: ... I have so many questions.

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I am one of those who believe that demons have their internal body temperature depending on the type of demon they are, in this case Diavolo has a high body temperature and Barbatos has a low body temperature.

Thanks for reading 🩷

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I have a growing God damn need for a Bridgerton inspired fanfic for MC x Mephistopheles

His line of "the devildom is dangerous, you can hold you own pretty well but even still.....stay where I can see you." Is echoing in my head and I can absolutely see him being calm and collected all day until it's night and he's trying to sleep but cant get MC out of his head.

The way they smile, the touch of their hand, the way they bow/curtsey and smirk at him drive him insane in private. But his walls are up too good for MC to catch on quickly in person.

Not until his request to stay in his line of sight. At first they scoff, of course he wants me to stay where he can see me. Can't embarrass Lord Diavolo or cause trouble. But as they think about it. The relax of his eyes, the softening of his tone, the way he watched them turn away first and lingered. Perhaps it wasn't because of embarrassment he wanted them to stay visible to him, not just visible. But near?

I could ABSOLUTELY see him in a period drama ah la Mr.Darcy or a Bridgerton leading man stand in and pinning for MC but it's forbidden because Demon Lordship bullshitery

I don't have time to write RN with stupid ass IRL work and I'm so exhausted everyday 😭 does anyone have recommendations???

Help a girl out

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in one of mephistos devilgrams he has MC help him pick a present for a party, then invites them to join the party with him

when MC helps him gets tickets for a play he wanted to see he invites them to see it with him

new headcanon: mephisto asks for mcs help with things just so he can spend time with them

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Oh my god, he's so cute, so precious.

Why are you assuming I'm inviting you Mephisto? Could it be because you were waiting to go on a date?

I like to think that Mephisto is looking forward to spending time with Mc but he's too dignified and too prejudiced because of his upbringing. So all the time they spend together is going to depend on Mc.

And he doesn't like horror, imagine going to see a scary movie with him and Mammon, it's something that would be worth seeing. Totally.

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When’s he the type to confess when you’re sleeping ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི₊ Mephisto x Reader

It’s was a slow afternoon, the time seemingly dragging on. Mephistopheles was in the newspapers room working on a new piece at his desk, while Mc were sitting at one of the many desks in the room. The both was sitting in silence, the only sounds filling the room was Mephistopheles’s pen on paper and their breathing.

Mc head resting on the desk as their eyes started to get drowsy, they yawned here and there signaling that they’re getting tired. Mephistopheles gaze kept falling on Mc. A soft smile rested on his face, his eyes slightly unfocus as lost himself in thoughts with them going on dates, feeding his horses, having a picnic, even their future together. When he notices what he was doing, he looks away with a flustered expression. Besides, what demon who has respect for themselves would look at a lowly-human, especially dreaming about…those things?

After a while, Mephistopheles spare a glance at Mc, seeing that their eyes were close, he came to the conclusion that Mc was sleeping. They look so…delightful to look at. Mephistopheles stand up from his seat, walking to Mc. He took off his jacket and put it over Mc’s shoulders, “You’re a beautiful creature, it’s a shame you’re a human” Mephistopheles murmur to himself, “I can’t believe I’m starting to like a human, no-less someone like you”

He huffs in disbelief in his own feeling, before walking back to his desk and going back to his paper. Unknowingly to him, Mc was still awake. A light blush settles on their face, and a grin on their face as they fought the urge to laugh. They just have to teases off-brand twilight sparkle about this later. Right now, they will just go to sleep, after a moment, Mc succumb to their sleepiness and went to sleep with a smile on their face.

Notes: motivation just came and kick me, so I wrote this. Hope y’all enjoy this and let me know if y’all want me to write anything else, and have a good day :D

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finally made a english translation of mephistos official interview from b’s-logs april 4th 2024 edition! (ammonas is supposed to be demonus, I got a friend who doesn’t know obey me to help with this)

THE LAST PART… ooooh mephisto I love you so much 💗💗

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please lemme breathe I need space

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I needed more of him. I love a tan man.

Hate how some people in the obey me fandom hate on Mephistopheles for the dumbest reasons