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Lucifer: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Asmodeus: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.

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Mammon, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: get the FUCK out of my car

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Luke: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it

Luke: And I started thinking

Luke: Like it was just trying to get food

Luke: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

Luke: How would I feel

Simeon: Are you okay???

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Mammon: You should always say "please" and "thank you".

Baby! Satan, deadpanned: Please shut the fuck up, thank you.

Mammon: Not what I meant, but still progress!

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Mammon: *flirts with MC*

MC: *flirts back*

Mammon, internally: i did not plan up to this point. what the fuck do i do now…?

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Belphegor: *washing the dishes* Who the fuck used this pan??

Belphegor: Wait. I the fuck used this pan...

MC: It was you the fuck

Satan: Who cooks rice in a pan?

Beelzebub: He the fuck

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MC: If I blended Red Bull, five hour energy, monster, coffee, and hot Cheetos into an Energy Smoothie would it kill me?

Solomon: *shrugs* Only if you die young

MC, getting out the blender: You're so smart

Mammon, running into the room: MC STOP-

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Satan: I'm gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors. Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is me with a gun.

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Beelzebub: *is carrying all the groceries*

M: *holds out hand to help*

Beelzebub: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold MC’s hand*

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Asmo: And once again, Asmo and Solomon save the day.

Barbatos: You didn't do anything. It was all Solomon.

Asmodeus: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.

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Diavolo: Would you kiss me for 1k grimm?

Lucifer: Why?

Diavolo: Just curious

Lucifer, playing along: ..I suppose

Diavolo: [Slams 1k onto the table] would you look at that-

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MC: That's not how this works!

Mammon: But if ya could! If ya could choose.

Asmodeus: You're missing the whole point of the question, Mammon.

MC: Thank you Asmodeus!

Asmodeus: And for the record, I would choose the bear too!

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“Don’t,” you warned Lucifer. You saw that self-assured grin on his face. You knew what he was planning.

“What? I just came to see what you were doing.” He leaned on your shoulder with enough weight to tilt you several inches sideways, no matter how much you pushed back. “Don’t mind me, carry on.”

“Don’t you have more important things to do?” you retorted, but it was too late. The others were catching on.

“Hey, hey! What’s going on?” Mammon came over and pushed against your other shoulder, tilting you back upright. “What are two of my favorite people doin’?”

You tried to shrug them both off, to no avail. “We’re not doing anything. We can stop this.”

You couldn’t stop it. Asmodeus was on his way and wasted no time crossing his arms over your back, happily leaning into you from behind. You tilted forward. “Hey! What’s happening here?”

You sighed, “we’re not doing this again.”

Asmodeus teased you with honeyed innocence, “doing what, hon? Something on your mind?”

These three demons thought they were so funny.

A passing Satan made eye contact with you. In that exact moment, you used every bit of imaginary telepathy you could muster. Surely Satan would understand. He could save you. He could free you before it really was too late.

He observed what his brothers were doing, nodded, and approached with a congenial grin. Mission failed.

“Traitor!” You regretted ever agreeing to join this exchange program as Satan slowly fell back into you. You didn’t even try to catch him, you were too busy trying to remain upright under the combined weight of four demons. They were hardly even holding back.

You couldn’t see who was running up, being too busy blowing Satan’s blonde hair out of your face, but at this point it didn’t matter. They were all coming for you.

“Let me in on this!” Leviathan said cheerily.

“Yeah!” “Come on!” Asmodeus and Mammon gladly made some room for Leviathan, which was difficult because you were sinking lower and lower, and you felt another weight pile onto your back as Levi cozied up to your torso. This scenario had played out enough times now that the brothers could somehow keep you from falling over like a Jenga tower, but it was still only a matter of time.

Belphegor squeezed his way in between Satan and Lucifer and wordlessly collapsed onto you as if overcome with narcolepsy. He sure looked cozy. He smirked while you lamented, “I’m never forgiving any of you, ever.”

“Beel? Are you coming?” Lucifer summoned the cherry on top of this ridiculous parfait. You braced as Beelzebub licked the crumbs off his fingers in preparation. He knew what had to be done.

“Are you ready?” At least he had the decency to ask, unlike six other degenerates. The six lumps of dead weight each grabbed a part of your body, shifting from leans to awkward hugs. There was no way to run.

With an exaggerated “hah!”, Beelzebub’s weight and outstretched arms were enough to send everyone crashing down. You were protected from any real damage by the shell of demon brothers, but they soon had you pinned down against someone’s chest in the world’s most embarrassing cuddle pile.

“Aren’t you guys too old for this?” you asked. “By like, ten thousand years?”

“We were just checking up on you,” Lucifer said.

“Yeah, how did this happen? Hmm..!” Asmodeus’s voice dripped with sarcasm.

Satan draped his leg over yours and not-so-accidentally kicked Lucifer. “You should have told us what you were doing.”

“I think it’s fun.” Belphegor was the only one to admit the truth.

Hands were running through your hair and over your stomach. Somebody was pushing the edge of your mouth up into a smile with their finger. If these guy were so touch-starved, they could have just said so, like sane people.

“My! What do we have here?”

You groaned, partially because everybody was really heavy and partially because you really didn’t need Diavolo to arrive just then.

“My lord, it appears we have walked in on something quite interesting.” Et tu, Barbatos?

”Indeed! Is there room for two more?”

Your “no!” was drowned out by seven resounding yeses.

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The gaps between the sunlight haunts me with your absence .

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some of the best writing advice I’ve ever received: always put the punch line at the end of the sentence.

it doesn’t have to be a “punch line” as in the end of a joke. It could be the part that punches you in the gut. The most exciting, juicy, shocking info goes at the end of the sentence. Two different examples that show the difference it makes:

doing it wrong:

She saw her brother’s dead body when she caught the smell of something rotting, thought it was coming from the fridge, and followed it into the kitchen.

doing it right:

Catching the smell of something rotten wafting from the kitchen—probably from the fridge, she thought—she followed the smell into the kitchen, and saw her brother’s dead body.

Periods are where you stop to process the sentence. Put the dead body at the start of the sentence and by the time you reach the end of the sentence, you’ve piled a whole kitchen and a weird fridge smell on top of it, and THEN you have to process the body, and it’s buried so much it barely has an impact. Put the dead body at the end, and it’s like an emotional exclamation point. Everything’s normal and then BAM, her brother’s dead.

This rule doesn’t just apply to sentences: structuring lists or paragraphs like this, by putting the important info at the end, increases their punch too. It’s why in tropes like Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking or Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, the odd item out comes at the end of the list.

Subverting this rule can also be used to manipulate reader’s emotional reactions or tell them how shocking they SHOULD find a piece of information in the context of a story. For example, a more conventional sentence that follows this rule:

She opened the pantry door, looking for a jar of grape jelly, but the view of the shelves was blocked by a ghost.

Oh! There’s a ghost! That’s shocking! Probably the character in our sentence doesn’t even care about the jelly anymore because the spirit of a dead person has suddenly appeared inside her pantry, and that’s obviously a much higher priority. But, subvert the rule:

She opened the pantry door, found a ghost blocking her view of the shelves, and couldn’t see past it to where the grape jelly was supposed to be.

Because the ghost is in the middle of the sentence, it’s presented like it’s a mere shelf-blocking pest, and thus less important than the REAL goal of this sentence: the grape jelly. The ghost is diminished, and now you get the impression that the character is probably not too surprised by ghosts in her pantry. Maybe it lives there. Maybe she sees a dozen ghosts a day. In any case, it’s not a big deal. Even though both sentences convey the exact same information, they set up the reader to regard the presence of ghosts very differently in this story.

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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ive seen crk ocs of pirate crews and god thats right up my alley now i need to make one

I already have two crk ocs who just so happen to be sea themed ill add them mayhaps..

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Asmodeus: How has life been treating you lately?

Mammon: 𝙃𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙮.

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Ghost and reader who aren't dating, but they aren't exactly not dating, either.

Youve intentionally left it unnamed, whatever is happening between you and simon. There's no words that could really capture it without somehow altering whats there. Partners? Roommates? Friends? Something tender, anyways.

Even when hes gone from the flat for months at a time, that spark and energy is always right there when he returns. Simon loops his arms around ur waist and noses at ur neck, mutters about how hes missed good body wash. You both know he really means he missed your body wash.

You miss him too, of course. Sleeping in his bed and wearing his clothes while hes out. Usually just his hoodie, but sometimes you toss on one of his balaclavas when the ache is too much. The first time simon saw it he told you you look like a knock-off version of him, then promptly tackled u into the sofa for cuddles.

Whatever resemblance is there from the stolen clothes seems to be enough, though. Because in the middle of the night while your making tea in the dark—simons favourite because you really miss him— a fucking hand presses a cloth to ur mouth. You cant even think to fight off whoever it is before ur passing out.

When i come to, ur being hauled down a concrete hallway that smells honestly disgusting. You jerk and stumble from the way ur ankles and hands are chained together, before large hands bodily shove you into a cell.

When you muster the courage to look up, across the hall from your bars you see a familiar man in a mohawk. Johnny, who visited last year on Christmas. In the cells directly next to both of yours, is an older guy youve seen in simons phone background, and the pretty guy who brought a drunk simon home to you one night.

"Holy shit—" johnny gasps, then lowers his voice to a whisper "they fuckin' grabbed his spouse."

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hrrmmm.... no tots hed empti.

only TOP omega kuya and BOTTOM alpha rei

- the way kuya will be so embarrassed that he goes into heat and he has the need to NEST. he tries to hide it as much as possible but it hurts. it hurts so bad to fight off natural instincts.

- thats why he despises it when rei, who was born in rich and influence, was so easily presented as alpha when he doesnt even wanna be one. he doesnt every try to act like one.

- its annoying him. he hates him. he wants to destroy him. render him useless. show rei who really deserves that power and get on top him—

- (kuya was in heat)(and jokes on him rei prefers to bottom actually)

- (kuya hated that the bitemark/mate mark he placed on rei's nape is fading in time. rei is annoyed with the constant fox-like staring and he just sighed and go "just bite me again if it disturbs u so much)

- (kuya had a feast)

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solomon pointing out his pacts be like: ok so here's asmo's pact *points to his hand*, barbatos' pact is on my back, here's mc's pact hehe *points to the wedding ring on his finger*, oh and here's-

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ཀཀ🏰 Well, THAT was unexpected! 🏰ཀཀ

(Evernight Castle - Retrospective Thoughts)

Damn. Damn. That was a lot scarier than I expected!

( ⊙ _ ⊙ )

I mean, I know this game dips into the DARK dark subjects from time to time, but it's been a while since we've had a scene that violent, ya know? I think the last time was in Mirage of Scales, with the Mermaid Genocide scene.

And I sorta expected this Spook'ums event to be more light-hearted, Ooogly-Boogly Energy.....

But instead?

BAM! ☠️ EIDEN-MURDER TIME! ☠️

And I think what makes it worse is, out of all people, Yakumo and Blade were the ones that had to witness it. From an emotional standpoint, they'e for sure the ones who would be the most traumatized by that.

Shoutout to that moment at the end of Prison · Riot · Revolt when they're clinging onto Eiden right after he gets out of prison!

"But what about Garu???" I hear the Wolfboy Mains scream. Idk, man. I'm just following my heart. Also, Garu has experienced the death of a loved one before, so I like to think that he'd know how to deal with his fear and grief better than those two would. Not that it would be any less painful for him. I define trauma as a sort of manic-distress, which Snek and Robit would for sure get the worst of.

Anyway. All this just to say, poor Yakumo and Blade!!!

And Eiden too, I guess. 🤣🤣🤣

But that husband tho. BRUH. I did not see that one coming! 😱

Homeboy zombified his wife!

Though it was, like 50% accidental.... He did technically set out to make a zombie, but not a demonically-possessed zombie.....

I'm just annoyed at myself for not expecting that twist.

Yes, there was obvious experimental equipment in the bedroom. (Shout Yakumo for name-dropping Rei when they see it.)

In the Event PV, I suspected it could have been used in human-experimentation. (Which was, like, Diet-Correct.) Then, when the event started, I thought it was used just to find a cure for the wife. (Also Diet-Correct.)

But here's the thing: I saw some spoilers of the enemy design before I even got to the scene revealing her design. I saw her in the bridal-looking gown. That should've been a dead giveaway (get it, dead) that she'd been FUCKING DECEASED for a while, not "sick!"

What kind of sick person chills out at home in a VEIL???? NO ONE!!!!! That would be so damn uncomfortable!!!!🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Speaking of demonically-possessed zombies; I am extremely interesting in Klein's interpretation of demons/evil spirits.

How did it get into that necklace to begin with? Where did that necklace come from?

Hell, where do demons come from??? They've never come up in the lore of this game before. We have an explanation for ghost and elemental spirits, but no evil spirits.

Judging by how the Klein religion is closely inspired by Catholicism, I guess they must operate similarly to Catholic Demonology... But again, where did they come from? Maybe they're "offspring" of higher beings like normal spirits, except the higher beings are evil? The Evil/Reject Twins of Huey's Sons?????

I'M CONFUSED, DAMMIT!!!!!

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WHY WASN'T OLIVINE IN THIS EVENT??? SURELY, HE COULD'VE EXPLAINED ALL OF THIS!!!!

Ugh.....

....I guess, their confusing-ass religion makes up for it with their slutty outfits.

First Oli's ceremonial robes, now these. Why is this church so horny??? 😅😅😅😅😅

Shoutout to Blade's Preist-Sona (forgot his actual name) for serving extra cunt. (Were the chastity panties a personal choice, or part of the "uniform"??? Either way---good for you, boo. )

(....also, Rei would 100% wear those..... So much Rei DNA in this event, but alas, he could only attend the exorcism in spirit.....)

(...get it? "in spirit"? Please laugh.)

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Hobbies

Requested By: @olivia-willo-w

Headcannons

Summary: The brothers' reactions to an MC who has the same hobbies as Levi, Satan, and Belphie (i.e., they like to play games, watch anime, read manga and regular books, and they like to nap). The Seven Demon Brothers x Reader Word Count: 2,733

Lucifer was a big fan of you reading books, especially if they were books about the Devildom.

He thought that reading was an excellent way to supplement your studies and he believed it would help you do well in RAD.

So he didn’t have any objections to that hobby of yours. In fact, he even encouraged it and invited you to read in his personal study where he had rare books. 

He was less of a fan of your other hobbies though.

It’s not that Lucifer was completely against manga or anime, it’s just he didn’t understand the affinity for always wanting to read or watch it.

And he understood the appeal of playing video games, just not spending so much time doing so.

And of all your hobbies, he was the least understanding of you napping.

Lucifer was someone who believed that the hours in a day should be used to their fullest and napping just simply did not qualify.

But, as the two of you started to grow closer, Lucifer found himself starting to become more and more interested in the things you liked to do, just because he knew they made you happy.

After weeks of begging Lucifer to watch an anime with you, he finally caved and agreed.

Of course, he locked you in his bedroom and made sure that none of his brothers would find out about it.

And although he made you swear to keep it a secret, he genuinely enjoyed the story the anime portrayed and when you told him the manga had even more content, he went out to buy it for the both of you.

After that night, Lucifer was more willing to watch different animes with you and read different manga, because he loved the smile that it brought to your face when he did so.

He asked you to spend your time reading in his study instead of the library and whenever you fell asleep in his big chair after reading, he covered you with a blanket and gently stroked your cheek with his gloved hand before returning to work.

Even though you were asleep, he found comfort in you being there with him. 

Mammon’s hobbies didn’t really align with yours. First of all, he almost always had energy, so he didn’t like taking naps a lot unlike you.

Also, he didn’t have time to read books or watch anime - not when he could be making money!

But, when he realized that it was the only way he was going to get a chance to hang out with you, Mammon decided to bite the bullet and give it a chance - for you.

You chose the most action-packed anime you could think of and Mammon was totally invested after the first episode. He had to admit that he didn’t give anime the respect it deserved.

He swore off reading manga, but you found a few different ones hidden in his room while the two of you were hanging out.

Playing games was something that Mammon genuinely enjoyed doing with you, but he tended to get very competitive and he would be a bit pouty when you inevitably destroy him in the games. 

Mammon still wasn’t one for taking naps, but he couldn’t hide the blush on his cheeks when you would fall asleep next to him, your head resting on his shoulder or in his lap.

He would try and make sure that he was always nearby when you were starting to feel sleepy and he would always offer himself up as a pillow for you to use.

He just loved watching how peaceful you looked when you were sleeping and how your eyebrows would gently twitch whenever you were having an intense dream.

And, he couldn’t imagine his brothers getting the chance to see you so vulnerable. That would be completely unacceptable.

When it came to reading books, Mammon didn’t take as much of an interest in that hobby.

But, if he was having a particularly rough day and just wanted to be around his human, he would lay his head in your lap and ask you to read to him.

It didn’t matter what book you were reading, he just wanted to hear your voice. It always made him feel better.

Levi was a bit skeptical when you first told him that you liked to play games, read manga, and watch anime.

He had never met someone who was into all of those things the same way he was, so he thought that you were for sure playing a trick on him or trying to make fun of him in some way.

In fact, he went as far as shutting down and not talking to you for a couple of days, trying to figure out exactly what you were up to.

It wasn’t until he caught you playing one of his favorite videogames in your bedroom that he started talking to you again.

And during that conversation, you managed to prove yourself as an otaku with your extensive knowledge of manga and anime.

Levi was completely surprised at how passionately you talked about it, it was like listening to himself talk.

He both hated and loved how excited he was to have another person in his life who had the same hobbies as he did.

And he both hated and loved the nervous feeling he got around you when he found out that information. Not to mention the new feeling of wanting to spend time with you.

It was all brand new things that he was feeling and wasn’t sure how to process these emotions properly.

He invited you over to his room to hang out and the two of you stayed up all night, talking about your favorite manga, watching your favorite anime, and playing video games.

You ended up going to sleep pretty late. You wanted to stay up even longer to hang out with Levi, but you also loved your sleep, and your eyelids had grown too heavy to keep them open any longer.

When you passed out, Levi took a moment to notice how adorable you looked. Then, after blushing profusely at his own thought, he began to panic about his brothers finding you in his room - asleep.

He didn’t even want to imagine what his brothers would say or what conclusions they would jump to.

He immediately tried to wake you up, but it was like you went into a coma. No matter what he did, you just continued to sleep peacefully.

Moments later, just as Levi feared, his brothers came in to check on their little brother only to find their favorite human asleep.

Levi suffered through an endless amount of humiliation and swore to himself that he couldn’t let you fall asleep there ever again.

But, that wasn’t going to stop him from inviting you over to hang out again. 

Satan was completely enamored with you since the moment he found out you were an avid reader.

There were so many books that he wanted to share with you and you had your own list of books you wanted to share with him.

The two of you spent a lot of time in the library. You were reading silently next to each other, yet it felt so comfortable.

Satan never really paid much attention to manga when Levi was talking about it, but when you were talking about it, it seemed so much more interesting.

You showed Satan some of your favorite manga and it expanded his world of reading so much more.

He had a whole new library of unexplored stories and it excited him beyond imagination.

And when you told him that a lot of the manga had an animated series based on it, he begged you to watch it with him.

He loved playing detective while watching anime with you. He would analyze all of the scenes and try and point out any similarities or differences between the manga and the anime.

Satan also didn’t typically play video games, but when you explained to him that there were tons of games that had a story to them, he was once again intrigued.

How had he never heard of these games? He had - Levi had told him about them many times, Satan just wasn’t paying attention.

You played any story game that Satan wanted to play with him and you tried to hold back your laughter at his reactions.

He was blown away by the emotions that a video game could draw out - how they could make you love one character and make you despise another even though they were all fictitious.

He never thought a video game could do the same thing a novel could do, but you proved him completely wrong.

There had been a couple of times when the two of you were hanging out that you had fallen asleep on Satan.

He didn’t mind at all because he knew that you enjoyed taking naps.

If the two of you were in the library, he would adjust you so that you were lying comfortably on his lap, and then he would pull a blanket over you.

He continued to read his book with one hand and gently ran his fingers through your hair with his other hand.

He’ll occasionally look down at you and make sure that you weren’t having a nightmare and when it didn’t look like you were, he would continue to read.

He wouldn’t move until you woke up on your own, wanting you to have a good rest.

Asmo is another one whose hobbies were very different from yours. 

Where he liked to go out a lot and do things, you preferred to stay in.

It wasn’t that you minded going out with Asmo, it’s just playing some games or reading was more up your alley.

Asmo had an entire list of things that he wanted to do with you in the Devildom, but he respected your hobbies and what you liked to do with your time.

So, he tried not to pressure you into going out with him, no matter how much he wanted to go.

And, if there was ever a night where you told him you would rather stay in, then he’ll be right there with you.

He’ll find any way he can to combine your hobbies so that you can both enjoy your time together. 

If you’re watching anime, he’ll paint your nails with a design related to whatever anime you’re watching. 

If you’re playing games, he’ll gently do your hair as he watches you, praising you whenever you do good and encouraging you whenever you lose.

And whenever he’s doing one of his longer skincare routines, he’ll ask you to read to him.

It didn’t matter if you chose to read manga or something else, he’ll listen to you and pay attention to every word you say.

And when you fall asleep around him, Asmo will let out a small squeal of excitement and then do everything he can to make you as comfortable as possible.

He’ll also take hundreds of pictures of your adorable sleeping face and resist the urge to post them all over his social media without asking you.

He just wants the world to see how cute you are.

All in all, even though Asmo doesn’t really have the same hobbies as you, he’ll do everything he can to make sure the two of you still get to spend plenty of time together.

He never wants to sacrifice his time with you or have either one of you not enjoy your time together.

So, no matter what you want to do, he’ll find a creative way to make things work! 

Beel didn’t typically care about one's hobbies, as long as they weren’t something bad or dangerous.

Of course, he cared about what you liked to do and he loved the way they would make you happy, he just didn’t make a big deal out of them.

Because it didn’t matter what you wanted to do - he would do it with you if it made you happy.

Beel especially didn’t mind your hobbies because he could always do what he liked while you did what you liked.

If you were watching an anime, it would be the perfect excuse for a snack.

If you were reading a book or manga to him, it would be the perfect excuse for a snack.

And, if you were playing video games, it would be the perfect excuse for a snack!

Long story short, as long as Beel could have some sort of snack while doing what you liked with you, then he was happy.

There were times when Beel wanted to go out and do other things, like workouts, but he always invited you to go along with him.

He would always argue that you could continue to read while he lifted you like his own personal weight - then you would both be happy.

Beel will even have you read to him sometimes. The stories were a good distraction from his burning muscles.

He also loved sitting close to you and playing video games with you, constantly almost losing so he could take a bite of his food.

His favorite though is when the two of you watch anime together. He’ll pull you close, loving the feeling of you cuddled up against him, while the two of you watch.

And if you fall asleep, then that’s completely fine! He’s had tons of practice thanks to his twin brother.

He’ll make sure you’re as comfortable as can be and if he gets hungry while you're napping, he’ll carry you to the kitchen and grab a snack with one hand, while holding you tight with the other, making sure to not wake you up.

Like Beel, Belphie is pretty laid back when it comes to your hobbies.

Belphie’s hobby is just lounging around, so he’s completely fine with your hobbies keeping you inside most of the time. 

Belphie will never pass up on the opportunity to spend time with you. 

So, no matter what you’re doing, you can count on him being next to you, even if he is asleep.

He’ll try and stay awake while the two of you are watching anime together. But, your bed is so comfortable, and your light is usually off to contribute to the cinematic atmosphere. 

And having you next to him is the cherry on top that usually puts him to sleep despite his best efforts.

He’ll try and read your favorite books or manga with you, but it eventually leads to you reading them out loud.

And that just reminds him of bedtime stories, so they inevitably end up with him falling asleep on your lap, your fingers resting in his hair as you continue to read to yourself.

The closest Belphie has come to staying awake the whole night with you is when the two of you were playing video games.

It was a very intense game full of action and twists that grasped Belphie’s attention completely.

He knew how badly you wanted to finish the game, so he did everything he could to try and stay awake.

But sooner rather than later, his sin caught up to him and it wasn’t until his character died that you looked over and saw him sitting up, completely passed out, the controller still in his hands.

You tried your best not to laugh as you carefully removed the controller and set it down elsewhere.

You helped Belphie get comfortable in the bed and then laid down next to him, thankful for the attempt he made to stay awake just for you.

When it came to napping, obviously you and Belphie got along very well.

But, this was his hobby, which meant if you were going to do it, you had to do it the right way.

And the right way meant that it was you and him lying in bed together in the attic where the two of you couldn’t be disturbed instead of in your bedroom.

There would be a ridiculous amount of the most comfortable pillows and blankets around you to ensure maximum comfort.

And, of course, there had to be a sufficient amount of cuddling.

How else were the two of you supposed to enjoy his favorite hobby if cuddling wasn’t involved?

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Devildom TV is not the greatest.

You changed the channel. A succubus was running across the screen in slow motion. The camera was panning in towards her bust. You changed the channel. A screaming human was being lowered into a boiling cauldron. Tiny demons around him danced and laughed and clapped. You changed the channel.

"Wait, go back. I haven't seen that episode yet," Satan noted.

"It sucks," Belphegor sighed. "The one at Knife Mountain is a lot better but they hardly ever air it."

"The one where they race to see which human falls down the mountain fastest?"

"No, it's a newer one. They throw people at the mountain and try to see who can throw the highest without their human falling off."

You changed the channel. It was a nature documentary. Hellfire was spreading across a barren plain. A basilisk slid into a hole in the ground to escape the flames.

"666 channels and nothing to watch," you remarked. Belphegor and Satan nodded in agreement. You could feel them shifting in boredom on either side of you. The next channel was just black and white static with incomprehensible screeching. You changed it.

"Want to go put tacks on Lucifer's office chair?" Satan recommended.

"Ok," you agreed. Anything sounded better than this. It was as if the act of just watching Devildom TV was a form of torture. Plus, if the two of them got up, the couch wouldn't feel as cozy anymore.

Belphegor stared at the screen. A demon in too much makeup was making a choice between two bachelors. One received a black rose and the other started fake sobbing. He was a really bad actor.

"Sure, why not."

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This is the true essence of Lucifer. His dilf energy. How he needs a glass of demonus, a nap, and a babysitter for his brothers.

Real Lucifer enjoyers know that his appeal lies not in how cool he is but how LAME he is

He's an old overworked dad who gets excited about gifted socks

No matter how much he acts like a scary top that's his essence at the end of the day

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Timothy Timepiece/Timmy nsfw hc’s cause I’d be lying if I said the second I get my hands on a computer of my own I wouldn’t fuck the shit out of him

Starting with Timothy

- needs to have a shhhedule for when you guys are gonna do the do. needs an exact time and place, and has a designated area of time for foreplay before the actual thing

- turned on by punctuality. REALLY turned on by punctuality

-he will jackhammer the FUCK out of you, like he will be going so hard that he slips out a few times and Betty like lowkey accidentally gets the tip when that happens but she’s okay with it we ball

- wraps his tail around you and bites HARD. like hard enough to draw blood hard. he laps it up afterwards and purrs to make you feel better if your pain tolerance is low (cause yk cats purring frequencies have like healing properties or something like that I don’t exactly remember)

- the more vanilla one of the two. Timothy can be a freak but he chooses not to be most of the time. just wants to make you feel good, so he tries to keeps it slow and sensual until he literally just can’t

Okay Timmy’s turn now

- he’s a subby FREAK. willing to do next to anything really, as long as you’re okay with it, and as long as he gets to be under you

- bites and scratches with the intention to mark you. He’ll purposefully rip through your shirts and leave scars on your back, bite marks wherever any of the other objects in the other house can see. if you got a dick you best believe he’s biting that too he don’t give a gaf

- into pulling of any sorts. hair pulling, clothes pulling, tail pulling. he loves it all

okay I think that’s enough out of me. maybe I’ll do chance next or maybe skips

ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝

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it's crucial that you untie "special interest" from "expertise". "it's true just trust me bro" doesn't have any extra weight when you add "I know because it's my special interest". you are not immune from falling for misinformation, and you are not immune from sharing misinformation. not to mention the fact that "amount of knowledge" isn't even a requirement for something being classified as a special interest lol!