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Seems like a perfect diet for you.

IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE?? CUZ IT’S NOT FUCKIN’ FUNNY, ASSHOLE

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why u so protective over daiya... hes an adult.... he can do it himself....

Shit, man. It’s not that he can’t do what he wants…

But I know my bro, and he sure as hell don’t wanna fuck some rando on this godforsaken app

And I don’t wanna hear about the shit you sick fucks what to do to my BROTHER!! That’s fuckin’ weird, man!!

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Here, this'll scare them off.

Hands you a heavy scythe

Thanks, man

HRRRRUUUUUGGGHHH—

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Objects That I’ve Shoved Up My Ass—Mondo Edition

Bike handle

Butter

Corn on the cob

Kiyotaka’s willy 👅

Monopad

Dumbbell

Blue tracksuit

/ref to https://youtu.be/6LvlG2dTQKg?si=Nz3Ko0nFw8gGnE_g

I’LL SHOVE A BIKE HANDLE UP YOUR ASS IF YOU FREAKS DON’T LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!

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I’m a certified Daiya freaker 👅

L E A V E . N O W .

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can i get daiya pregnant

LEAVE MY BROTHER OUT OF THIS, ASSHOLE!!

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im not like the people trying to get u pregnant.. but... can i get u pregnant

YOU GUYS ARE LIKE A FUCKING RASH THAT WON’T GO AWAY

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Hallo!! ^-^ Hello!! >_< Hawo!! >^<

Yoooooo

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mondo i love you /p

Uhhhh… I don’t even know you?? But thanks, I guess??

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I can :3 rather :3 at :3

Uhhhhh… okay??

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What would you do. If I asked. For $20.

I would keep the cash and tell you to fuck off

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Your anons are too freaky!! BEGONE, THOTS!!

@c0lor3dan0nz

I’M SO SICK OF THESE FUCKS LEAVE ME ALONE

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What’s your type?

@c0lor3dan0nz

Uhhhh, probably someone who’s passionate and hardworking (mod: hmmmm I wonder who he is talking about…)

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

I’M FUCKING DONE

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(ooc)

RATE THIS DIVA

ps im gonna touch you

hes so submissive and breedable like you

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!

Ehhh 4/10 he looks like a fuckin’ twat

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CAN I GET U PREGNANT👅👅👅👅

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ASKING THIS?! NO!!

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gives you a smooch

can i bang your brother

Wha— fuck no!! Stay away from my brother, you freak!!