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Going into this bio exam knowing brown eyes are dominant, blue eyes are submissive, and that punettes are square. Wish me luck!

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I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

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do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

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a lot of bad bitches are following me... thank u for ur service

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your honor i was just furthering the plot

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me burning the candle at both ends: oobh i got plany off wick

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(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

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started playing thunderstorm sounds from YouTube at night. it is frustratingly effective

pros: falling asleep quicker

cons: having nightmares of storms

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Jesus looking over my shoulder at my writing: Where did you even learn to write smut like that

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Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

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Favorite adderall review

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My five year plan is to just see what happens