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Someone needs to tell creators that flash warnings in captions don’t work ESPECIALLY WHEN THE VID STARTS WITH FLASHES.

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Laito is so, SO GAY. You cannot convince me that’s a straight man.

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NSFW

Laito wouldn’t be afraid to show off his flaccid d

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SHUUU hey can i be your queen? :3

Shu: “For you to be my queen, I’d have to be a king. Haah… and that’s too much work.”

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Laito definitely has a membership card to at least thirty different love hotels. I’m sure he has enough points on each of them to get a free hour at least.

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Valentine’s Message: Laito

Laito: “Bitch-Chan! I’ve been waiting for this day for so long now! Who knew time would go by this slowly~ I’ve been trying to sneak peeks in the kitchen while you were baking. You looked rather cute hard at work and covered in cream ♪ It gave me many ideas.”

Laito: “Today is the big say, so what did you get for me? What’s this? These scrumptious looks macrons are for me~? Nfu~ You really know how to win me over, don’t you?”

Laito: “Hm? What’s this? Haha~ They look a bit off. Did you make these yourself this time? Ouh~ That’s even better~ With your love poured into them I’m sure they’ll taste even sweeter! They’re perfectly imperfect just like you, Bitch-Chan! Om… om… Mmh!”

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How would Laito react to his s/o grabbing his hand and kissing it at random times and giving no answer to why except "Because."

Laito: “You know this won’t end with just a kiss, right? You’re tempting me, bitch-chan. Do you really want to be ravished that badly?”

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I'm confused by the difference between scenarios and headcanons. Could you clarify?

Headcanons are ideas/thoughts about a prompt. Like this.

Scenarios are short fics (I think they’re also called drabbles)

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『 𝐀𝐬𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐱: open 』

─•~❉᯽❉~•─

𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝

�� 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 (𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐲)

❧ 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 (𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐲)

𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝

❧ 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬

❧ 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 (𝐦𝐚𝐱 𝐨𝐟 𝟔)

─•~❉᯽❉~•─

Master List ❖ Rules

OC Account @death-at-eve

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How the Sakaboys react to their S/O they really care about doing her own stunts for her movies? Like, we're talking John Wick and Mission Impossible stunts.

Reiji: “If you get hurt doing something foolish, I’ll have no choice but to reprimand you. I will ensure your medicine will be tart and unpleasant.”

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how would the characters of Diabolik lovers react to the fact that s/o does not want to take their last name and leave their last name when they get married (sorry for possible mistakes, I am not English)?

Shu: “…I don’t really care. I’ll get away from that house even more if I take your last name instead. I think it’ll look better on me, anyway.”

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How would laito react to walking in on his partner who has ADHD disassociating staring dead at the wall with no expression while eating some food while also making weird random ass noises every 5 seconds between bites. (This is a normal thing for us with ADHD so I wanna know how he would react to someone like us XD)

Laito: “Uhm, fufu… I think… you’ve reached your breaking point? Aha…maybe I’ll partake in those other delicious girls while you’re… busy..”

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Ahh i didn't see your pinned post! :0 My aplogies. Could i instead request how Laito would react to having famous-male-figure-skater s/o?🙏

Laito: “Nfu~ how about I play the sexy stalker who comes to alllll of your performances? Nfu~ with all the fans you have, you’re bound to have at least one crazy stalker~”

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i want to know what Mukami react about​ girl style​ Tomboy

Kou: “You’re really cute, m-Neko Chan~ you can pull off any style and look perfect. Hey, hey. Can I style your next fit? I’m good at this stuff! After all, I’m an idol~!”

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Subaru with a fem s/o who's really patient and understanding with him? (He deserves love)

Subaru: “You’re always so… kind. Why the hell are you so patient? It’s.. it’s weird! If you insist on bein’ with a guy like me I won’t stop you, but don’t cry when you get hurt.”

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How is you thinking you is winner at the way but you is not a real ruki?😑😔💔 why is you not responding to my message??? you is such a hoe bitch😂😂😂

Why am I low key getting bullied I’m so confused.

Someone said something ab there being grammar and spelling mistakes. And then I get this along w other comments and dms. Huh.

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Them giving the DL boys abs is crazy cuz none of them do shit. Besides Subaru. He works out. And bro would def flaunt his abs if asked lol he’s not shy ab it

I have many thoughts that are flooding my head with all this new illustration, and it’s that... is it me or Ayato seems stronger, but also mature❔❔ He doesn’t give me silly boy vibes anymore. 😭