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And she’s right

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“i had a lot going on this week” – me every single week this entire year

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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

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i identify as a bottle of red wine smashed on the tile floor of a grocery store

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i hate working i hate dating i hate tasks. what about pillow and blanky time

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i'm sorry she's so funny

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When you start opening up to people

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ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed

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“these paper straws are biodegradable 🥰” bestie i know, they are biodegrading in my mouth

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Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

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experiencing horrors beyond my comprehension (at home on sunday evening)

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Choosing the boys over a woman is so gay that even real homosexuals don't do that shit. Straight men are in the true cult of the cock, gay men are just normal men that have sex with men.

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pour one out for all those fic readers who found one author who wrote one really good fic for their fandom then clicked on their profile to find they wrote exactly one fic for that fandom and the rest for, like, csi or something

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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss