I’m a dehydrated guy with José brain rot (also in a big work period but I’ll undust the asks soon trust…)
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hi oomf

Hello!
#you’re often appearing in my notifications but I’ve always been too nervous to reach out#thank you and thank you for noticing my humble scribbling!#despite my inactivity I’m also honoured when I encounter your amazing work on my feed!#the tags are my ramble area for when I reappear every month or 5#also the picture is random I get stressed out when I post without anything to accompany it
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i just want the devoted fan label
#he’s definitely going to win deduction star 2034#I couldn’t just not make nothing for deduction star despite my lack of time and motivation#idv#identity v#jose baden#idv first officer#idv jose baden
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5 big booms and Orpheus lets him out
#basement christùas#pretend we're not pretty much in april#he's just been trapped for that long#maybe sam will free him#idv#jose baden
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Jose nation is being fed (very real)
#poor starving Joseph mains#I say this with my photographer performer title#I lost my evil reptilian one after being too French#imagine being French#idv#idv first officer#jose baden
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Does a split in front of you
👏👏👏
#William split emote when#I wanted to draw this but my brain is burning from hours of homework and Infinity Nikki#Netease gave me too much power with these models#idv
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WIP of what was supposed to be AOM Jose
#my hands made this unconsciously I didn’t choose to make it#his jawline cuts cheese I know#I’m too busy to texture him because it would require unwrapping him by hand#(auto unwrap was catastrophic)#so expect polishing; a body; and colours once I do homework…#and learn more about this software#I definitely don’t have a pile of work waiting for me#don’t worry guys asks will be back on the menu soon (I said the same about homework)#ignore the neck anatomy 😍#idv#identity v#jose baden#idv first officer#idv jose baden
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another person with the josé brainrot!!!! awesome!!!!!

Aaauughhaaghugh the Jose brain eating amoeba is spreading we’re taking over the platform 😦
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Olive Manor, Europe
A crazy long time ago…
(Slow Ominous Music)


I got a dirty mind, filthy ways. I’m so far gone I don’t give a fuh uh oh




You watch? It’s so hypnotizing


you touch so magnetizing -inset Norton cameo-
could you be the devil? Could you be an angel?




You’re from a whole ‘nother world.

A different dimension. You opened my eye, and led me into the light!

It’s supernatural. . .
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The idea of 3D modelling a 3rd dinosaur foetus is what keeps my spirit alive.
This was supposed to be inspired by the Sorry we're closed artstyle but the Disco Elysium worm in my brain made me fuse both
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Recycling an old drawing I made with my friend (Kevin aka makonlu on tt)
Reference jumpscare

#I'm going to jail#even on hiatus I can't go one month without making at least one cursed Jose#idv#identity v#jose baden#idv first officer#kevin ayuso#idv cowboy
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This was supposed to be inspired by the Sorry we're closed artstyle but the Disco Elysium worm in my brain made me fuse both
#sometimes I feel like Jose is kind of Harry Dubois coded#alcoholism - mental breakdowns - regret - and being a pathetic cop in events#he just doesn’t have a Kim to guide him#DE crossover maybe#Diegusting actually making things again? it's just a hallucination#nope this is just something that has been rotting in my drafts#the WiFi was out that day so I locked in on this but let it sit in my drafts because I want to reply to asks before making random stuff#I was supposed to answer asks but I’m dying on my bed and can’t make anything right now#my death number… I lost count#I can’t die again that’s why I’m posting old things to stay consistent#one day I'll go back to daily Jose posting consistently again... maybe#one day I’ll stop blabbering this much in tags (lie)#I need to go to therapy#idv#identity v#jose baden#idv first officer#idv jose baden
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Old art for my friend
#posting old art with this because NO way the previous post is the last thing on my page if I disappear#guys can you tell i love backgrounds#i made this before the coa essences came back#my friend got Eli instead of Kevin#idv#identity v#idv cowboy#kevin ayuso
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Puts Jose in a jar and shakes it aggressively 😈
I have had this ask in my drafts for I don’t even know how long now, thinking of how I could reply to it, I even considered asking if I could give him a boat but then I realised it may give him trauma. So what better way to do so than to make Jose in a jar a reality (terrible idea)
And so, after weeks, dare I say, months of pondering, I reunited all the ingredients I needed to make my very own shakable Jose jar.
I sacrificed one of the dozen of little skulls hidden around my room to create this horror. (Squidward in a boat was supposed to go inside but skull Baden is too big)
WARNING: it goes downhill from here (genuinely, advance at your own risk nothing ever ends up well after trying to jar something)

(I may throw up he looks so ugly I can’t believe I made this he deserves to be shaken aggressively) BUT why stop here when I found this food colouring that says blue despite having a shady colour from 4 years ago!

Uhh… So after all this, it is with great shame that I bring you the Jose Baden idv dehydrated piss jar…

I’m shedding real tears over this.
Anyways feel free to shake I guess 😍
#I don’t even know what to put here#I’m just sitting next to my jar thinking about life before I made it#never use expired food colouring guys especially if it has a yellow hue#now the piss jar is going to haunt me everyday because it’ll be just sitting on my desk judging me#as I type this his eyeball fell in the piss jar#I think I’ll go lay in my bed and stare at the ceiling for the next 24 hours#im not tagging Jose for this he doesn’t deserve to have the piss jar in his tags#Diegusting execution time#I took pictures of my dead body holding the piss jar but I stopped mid way#because I realised I’d be giving the internet too much power if I gave it these pictures#also I put my fingers in it for this because the cranium started floating#my scabs started aching after that imagine if I die irl from the piss jar#it’s funny because the piss jar water is disintegrating all the details of the skull’s face
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jose oomf has died again rest in peace
I'm back! (for an undefined amount of time)
#probably a week because I am due for guillotine in 10 days#back to homework and listening to my brain#happy christentine's day but late
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Jose mutual... we have to go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu. that's right. we are going BACK in time to the FIRST THANKSGIVING to get turkey OFF THE MENU
Oh woaw Andrewtual this sounds really serious! I don't know what the plan is but I'm following you- I even have meals to replace the Turkey so they don't suspect a thing, you can trust me I'm a real chef!
#somehow i feel like there's hidden lore behind this- did you get attacked by a thanksgiving turkey...#no matter the reasons you can count on me Turkey is officially off the menu now#I can cook a killer ant bouillon (it literally kills)#i volunteer as sacrifice instead of the turkey#if i go on hiatus again you know what happened#idv
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My wish from 2024… there’s always another year I guess
#at least we’re starting 2025 with a pretty neat (blonde) Jose skin#idv#luchino diruse#idv luchino#I’ve been saving up
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Merry christmas, Christmas Jose! I'm glad you liked the mood board :D
I’m so extremely late I’m sorry- but Merry Christmas to you too! I hope you had nice celebrations! (It’s Chrismas everyday on this account)
Also thank you for blessing the Jose tag! Seeing content like this makes it feel like Josesmas everyday-
#even if I’m not as active lately my Jose addiction stays strong#I should make a New Year’s resolution to answer my asks before a month has passed but I’m approaching a busy time of year work wise-#merry chrimsas
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