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i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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not my typical kinda post lol but i just want to say- i had a lot of mental health issues in life that really got a lot better when i limited my social media and started looking at and learning about nature. on my own terms and subjects i like, with people who get me and not with shitty family who just fight and argue the whole time.
not cured obviously, but learning how to put down the internet and connect with the physical world around you can do a lot- it just takes time to figure out how.
the world is so vast and so big, with so much to learn about. the internet, discourse, the news, intentional division. it makes it so hard to see beyond what you're shown on a screen, but that is SO LITTLE of what the world is. there's more to it than anything you'll ever find on tumblr, reddit, facebook, youtube.
How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?
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reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies
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if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside
if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier
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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?
would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day
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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!
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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".
You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.
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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.
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