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Clint: Foggy is gonna kill you

Matt: I know

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1 like = attention from clint

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x. @starslung

“take your lunch,” clint says while thinking about love languages. kate’s been into them recently, and it feels like a fever sometimes. overwhelming and annoying. which is a little kettle to the pot but first it was astrology and now it was this and clint just... doesn’t have the capacity for it anymore, ok?

he’s tired. coffee doesn’t settle the qualm.

“and socks!” a spatula - perfect for flipping eggs and also getting your point across by being pointed. “don’t do that nasty shit where you wear your shoes naked. i’m sick of the smell.”

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an oxymoron is a funny concept, see, because here’s the thing: clint has always been good about asking for what he wants. not so much with words but with his hands, angling with inclination. and maybe add one more to the tally because the joke stands as... well, clint never asks for what he wants.

maybe it’s just something poetic to think about.

he wants to go through the motions with more intent: 

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE 

would provide weight to the sentence. structure. paint a nice picture of clarity. but he could also go with:

WHY ARE YOU HERE

but huh. maybe that’s too aggressive. very accusative. he knows how people get with text messages ending in periods and starting with capitols. everyone thinks you’re mad. 

the bust of it all is that clint’s already tired enough not to follow up his question with a verbal assistant and so he can only (and poorly so!) meet in the middle with a touch of his forehead and the sprawl of his pinky and thumb outside of tucked fingers, following up with a flop of his bastardizing hands.

WHY WHAT is his best question, and it compliments the stark, ugly strangulation on his neck. he certainly didn’t ask for that of all things. clint, though, has been realizing as of late that maybe it’s less of what he wants and more of what people are sick of in regard to him. 

can’t blame them.

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looking for some lowkey interaction so hit the like button and i’ll throw clint at you

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wow, been awhile!

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I don’t really like to talk about my personal life here but I’ve been Going Through Some Shit. I’m going to try and eject myself from real life and invest myself here. I also roleplay on discord -- probably easier to write with me there!! -- so if you are interested in doing that, I am one hundy percent downy. 

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if you’ve ever wondered what i look like, or how I process things... imagine a fish flopping around on a deck

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gcroinya‌:

He carries in his chest something she doesn’t expect.   Force that sometimes is strong enough to battle even that of her own.

                   A lopsided smirk is all that it provokes;  born at a thought that the two of them were capable of burning the whole world down.

Natasha watches Lucky leave and for the first time his name is fitting to this whole situation.   Lucky indeed.   She would like to run away too,  just like she always does, whenever their conversation circles back to all those unresolved issues she keeps on burying in her backyard.   Shallow those graves are,  pitiful are their crosses. 

“Why can’t it stay,  then?”    He might be biting off more than he can chew;  one can only hope that he doesn’t choke.   She sits there still,  still nibbling on that cracker as if he didn’t just raise his voice,  as if he didn’t just bare his heart.   She can’t accept it,  can’t accept him like this.   Not because she doesn’t want to,  but because she doesn’t feel as if she’s the right person to look upon that heart and protect it.   Maybe she’s that threat for him,  maybe it was never about the dead or the dying. 

“Why can’t it stay between these four walls where it is safe?”    She swallows that last bite and slowly rises to her feet.   Mere inches between them,  but with those words on their lips she never felt further from him.    “What will change if i go?”    What is there left of them,  were they not just living to survive?   Did they have the luxury to HOPE for something more?    “Do you have the answers or are you just willing to risk it in a fool’s hope that they will get answered and nothing else will matter?”

he could be honest.

he could be truthful in a way he only is as a man to one’s dog. and as the race fails in his favor he can see the appeal in it. clint can only meet her eye so long before sense is made and her words overtake him as strong as a violent wave in a calm sea. that previous step forward, in a notion of power, lacks now as he takes a step back. as if that movement of the feet will present her in full glory before him. and, well, it does.

“because i want you.” oof. said in a heavy breath as if punched from the inside. solidarity lines his shoulders. “i want you to come with me. i always have.” a lonely life is to be lead beyond her walls, where it’s dark and never nice. but wouldn’t it be different with her? he’s of course thought of it! knows that she must’ve as well with his prattling of it. a dead horse is beat once more. “i don’t have answers, no,” he shakes his head to punctuate, “and I can pretty much only guess that everything will change. it’s wild out there,” a glance towards the window stays, wistful in nature. the world moves in constance just beyond the pane and she hasn’t seen it; doesn’t know what it’s like.

lonely. cold. it’s of something selfish that he wants her there. “but am i not enough for it?” he implores her, an idle hand extending, reaching, sourcing -- “am i enough to entice you?” they could be great. they would be. safer. sure, she’s safe here and god he should want her here. he should! he’s a fucking idiot for wanting her to follow his path in a hungry abyss but.

always a but.

“we can do it together.”

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Clint Barton in Freefall #01 (2020)

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(   *   &.   –   MORE POPULAR TEXT POSTS.

‘  i’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)  ’ ‘  let me just flirt with you and be a brat and send you cute half nudes.  ’ ‘  blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we are literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.  ’ ‘  touch id is pissing me off. ‘try again’ the fuck? it’s me with a lil chicken grease.  ’ ‘  call me in the middle of the night and tell me you can’t sleep without me.  ’ ‘  healthy relationships with fathers? sounds fake.  ’ ‘  me to my alarm in the morning: i was literally sleeping but go off i guess.  ’ ‘  do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both  ’ ‘  *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* i cannot believe this asshole didn’t use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable.  ’ ‘  my specialty: the accidental 12 hour nap in broad daylight  ’ ‘  quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever  ’ ‘  date somebody who will go on a road trip with you to see america’s 10 most haunted places  ’ ‘  any vampires who need permission to enter my house…. you have my permission… you wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog and wind?  you can do that… wanna drink my blood and take me away to your big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it  ’ ‘  i’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them  ’ ‘  *nervously calls crush bro*  ’ ‘  i don’t have trust issues. i have ‘seen that shit happen before my own eyes’ issues.  ’ ‘  fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october.  ’ ‘  concept: we are holding each other in bed, we look at each other and know that all that waiting all that distance was worth it to be close now  ’ ‘  i’m so lucky to have gotten to watch you grow so much this past year. i’m so proud of you.  ’ ‘  i’m so protective of me now, i’ll cut somebody off for simply having the wrong energy  ’ ‘  why are you trying to make me horny. bitch, you know i’m making macaroni.  ’ ‘  date a boy who curls up on your lap, even though he is 6’2" because he loves cuddles  ’ ‘  going out on a date is cool and all; but what about simply sharing a bed with someone, listening to music and discovering everything about one another, together.  ’ ‘  we are drunk and i ended up sitting on the bathroom counter with my legs wrapped around you, but when i wrote ‘marry me’ on your hand with a sharpie, i wasn’t joking.  ’ ‘  you’re equivalent to my favorite color. you’re the human version of what is safe.  ’ ‘  one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them.  ’ ‘  you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when i’m not talking  ’ ‘  why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had your back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.  ’ ‘  i like wearing your clothes. they smell like you and your scent is home to me.  ’ ‘  *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay.  ’ ‘  i like to blame myself for everything just in case.  ’ ‘  the realist thing you can do for me is keep your word.  ’ ‘  love yourself enough to set boundaries. your time and energy are precious.  ’ ‘  i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone.  ’ ‘  who needs april fools. my entire life is a joke.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you.  ’ ‘  i’m not trying my hardest but i’m very tired which i think should be taken into consideration.  ’ ‘  me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  so what’s next? you heal. you grow. and you help others.  ’ ‘  my kink is not setting an alarm for the next morning.  ’ ‘  if you think i’m cute send me money.  ’ ‘  one day i will take a good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry.  ’ ‘  not a day passes where i don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because i’m on the path to destroy my ego so i won’t be embarrassed anymore.  ’ ‘  there is no reason not to love with you whole heart.  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text.  ’ ‘  ‘i can see your nipples through that shirt’ first of all stop being ungrateful.  ’ ‘  so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ’ ‘  i heard you like bad girls. well i’m bad….. at everything.  ’ ‘  yes, i am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but i still wanna be like……. loved and stuff.  ’ ‘  i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  let me show you just how good i can be.  ’ ‘  i’m just tryna chill on a beach somewhere at 3 am.  ’ ‘  i have a serious weakness for thigh grabbing and hickeys.  ’ ‘  i’m a snail and god is salting me.  ’ ‘  i hate texting people who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say you hate me and want me to die.  ’ ‘  being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and they thought of me.  ’ ‘  i have hella heart eyes for you.  ’ ‘  you’re cute. i wanna kiss you for a whole hour.  ’ ‘  it’s pretty iconic to like yourself.  ’ ‘  i am so jealous of animals that get to hibernate, like what the fuck, why can’t i just sleep for four months and then return to real life.  ’ ‘  stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)  ’ ‘  i’m still obsessed with you like it’s day one.  ’ ‘  to quote hamlet act iii scene iii line 92, ‘no’.  ’ ‘  i would have a cuter room if i wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor.  ’ ‘  on two hours of sleep i’m either way too happy or violently homicidal.  ’ ‘  let’s go on a date and by date i mean lay in bed and make out for three hours.  ’ ‘  alphabet soup. more like times new ramen am i right.  ’ ‘  tbh it’s okay if no one else thinks i’m funny because i think i’m a riot.  ’ ‘  catching feelings is bullshit. i’m just eating french fries, why i gotta think about kissing you? fuck you.  ’ ‘  smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness.  ’ ‘  self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta.  ’ ‘  you didn’t go through all of that for nothing.  ’ ‘  get you a girl who loses her shit every time you send a selfie.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be there to take care of you right now.  ’ ‘  home is where the heart is and my heart has always belonged to you.  ’ ‘  i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash, and no responsibilities.  ’ ‘  ok but platonic forehead kisses.  ’ ‘  my heart is guarded but like… very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r-rated movie.  ’ ‘  what doesn’t kill me doesn’t kill me (unfortunately).  ’ ‘  do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks.  ’ ‘  life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep.  ’ ‘  by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12?  ’ ‘  cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part.  ’ ‘  don’t depend on anyone. handle your own shit.  ’ ‘  there isn’t one alternate reality where i didn’t fall in love with you.  ’ ‘  being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me?  ’ ‘  if i say ‘backstreet’s back’ and you do not say ‘ALRIGHT!’ we’re not friends. burn in hell, you sick fuck.  ’ ‘  i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too.  ’ ‘  my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr.  ’ ‘  you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on.  ’ ‘  don’t look at my fucking boner when we fight.  ’ ‘  not all heroes wear capes. a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs.  ’ ‘  it’s you. it will always be you.  ’ ‘  why do tattoos cost so much? i’m paying you to injure me.  ’ ‘  thank you for being the biggest light in my life and saving me from the darkness.  ’

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Drama Queen

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and  the   𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋   is  here.

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DO NOT REBLOG.

a concept by phillip pullman, in which your soul represents itself as an animal manifestation that has the ability to converse and exist beside you. They are your living conscious, gives names the same way you would name a child - meant to love you in return as you love them. uatchit settles as a caracal, known for being independent. A symbol of making something purposeful of your life. A deadly hunter.

                      anyone can interact with clint and u in this verse, and liking this gives me blanket permission to reply to any sent memes with clint and u if the fancy strikes me.

                    verse has playground status: interactable with everyone.

further reading can be found beneath the cut, the laws of which i abide by within this borrowed universe:

Afficher davantage

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I’m looking to figure out some plots. I’d like to explore some really cool aspects: long-term missions, espionage, maybe alternate universe where Clint is still solo after the carnie and so on, so forth. I also have some alternate universes is anyone is interested in touching down on that and expanding or we can make up one of our own! 

So I guess give this a like if you’re interested in starting a weird journey with me.

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Nikita Gill, from “Great Goddesses: Life Lessons from Myths & Monsters,”

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☆ –– ❝ my job is to make tomorrow’s world better. always has been. once, long ago, i asked bucky what purpose captain america served outside of combat. it was a foolish question. there’ll always be something to fight for. and i’ll always be a SOLDIER. ❞

616 & mcu based steve rogers ind. priv. & highly selective loved by kc //  ©