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the nerd i reblogged this from has a quality blog & i recommend you all follow them.

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Sometimes when doing writing research you find a little factoid that isn’t right for tormenting YOUR blorbos, but it is PERFECT for tormenting a friend’s blorbos so you just drop the fact on their doorstep like a demented little present.

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me to my online friends

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'i asked chatgpt' 'i asked grok' well i asked my good friend sweeney todd the demon barber of fleet street and turns out we all deserve to die. so.

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OH MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL-

First fanart has to be a meme

And the second, and the third...

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i heard its jedtavius june??? 👀

yeet :333

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If you give me absolute power, I promise to throw every transphobe and creep off the train and onto the tracks

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oh ok

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each reblog will be one pat for my cat in your honor

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So after watching the amazing Soggy_nugget TikTok on his life with his various abomination housemates, I’ve developed a complex internal headcanon whereby the human guy recording it is actually secretly an SCP who has forgotten his original life after escaping from the Foundation during an unnatural experiment gone wrong where they disastrously tried to force the demon into a human host.

When the Foundation unwillingly separated him from his fellow demon siblings, the remaining demons descended into complete insanity.

Thirsty Demons & Tallboy Chef spent the next decade trying to escape to reunite with their lost brother, struggling & massacring every test subject & scientist the Foundation threw at them to study their capacities before finally successful completing their daring escape attempt, leaving a trail of catastrophic destruction in their wake.

Drawn helplessly to their brother, they converged on a home where they discovered their brother had no memory of his past or his eldritch connection to Thirsty Demons & Tallboy Chef.

Despite having no memory, the possessed human found himself actually unable to distinguish the demons from ordinary humans. From his perspective, he has three normal housemates who have their quirks but ultimately are his best buds.

He lives in a strange state of denial, no connections or memory of how he came to be here in his home, plodding along in a confused fugue state. This happened because, as the most powerful of the four SCP, his decayed essence was too great to be held within the fleshy confines of a human meat sack.

To cope, his eldritch powers locked themselves away in self defence or risk imploding in on himself. This is why the man recording has no idea how to do basic things, like fry an egg, but feels compelled to function as a person as a result of the residual memories & drives of his original host whose soul was long consumed in its entirety.

Meanwhile the area surrounding the house has become a sort of No Man’s Land. Locals warn travellers to avoid the house & surrounding lands, lest they find themselves hunted & devoured by the demons who store the stolen spiritual energy in the hopes of reawakening the strongest, most horrifying part of their repulsive clan, whose coming will be the herald of the end of humanity when he opens the gates to their netherworld & release the hoards of their people onto a defenceless race.

In the meantime, they wait.

They wait, glad to be close to their sibling, even if right now he is uncharacteristically vulnerable. They play chase, be a general nuisance & make sure big bro stays healthy & strong with a nutritional diet but while the human remains unaware of his true existence until he’s ready to emerge, like a dread moth from a cocoon.

When he remembers & awakens, all shall tremble. All shall kneel. All shall pay for the crimes of The Foundation....

But in the meanwhile, they got pancakes to cook & jugs of milk to enjoy ☺️

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go little chef go

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muppet profiles

the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3

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!!!!!

THIS IS NOT REAL. If you get this comment, they’re just trying to get you to delete your fic.

1) I would have gotten some kind of email from Ao3 if this was true

2) this comment is formatted to be perfect to tack onto any fic they choose

3) ALSO why on earth would Ao3 get rid of entire fandoms off the site? Even if they WERE inactive? Who knows if others will be ‘late’ to the fandom and want some fic to read. Who knows if someone wants to come back to their 6 year old account only to find most of their fics deleted.

I’m lucky to be a reasonable adult who has seen tricks like these who also had a very kind person comment their own doubts.

Please let your Ao3 friends know <3

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yippeee..

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