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Yuu: Look, Madoka Magica might my favorite anime, but you're insane if you think I'm gonna deal with a Tsunotarou version of Madoka.

Riddle: Pardon??

Yuu: Basically, I refuse to deal with all that end of the world shit.

Riddle: I'm so lost.

Ace: When it comes to Yuu, most people are.

Yuu: Hey!

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Yuu: If I tell you something, you have to promise not to laugh.

Leona: Why would I do that?

Yuu: Just shut up and promise you won't.

Leona: Fine, I won't laugh.

Yuu: When I first met Lilia, I thought he was a lesbian.

Leona: ...

Yuu: ...

Yuu: What- Leona! Stop laughing! You promised you wouldn't! I realized he was a guy after I heard his voice, okay!? You can't make fun of me for this!

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Duolingo Pt. 2

Malleus: Child of Man, why is it you no longer have that bird on your cellphone? Did it finally release your family?

Yuu: Huh? Oh, no. The bird died.

Malleus: What?!

Yuu: Not like actually, but the company who owns the bird replaced a ton of their workers with shitty A.I.

Malleus: Oh, that's terrible. What of your French lessons then?

Yuu: I'll probably just stop. Wasn't learning much anyways. Besides, Rook speaks French and the things I've heard him say...I think I'm better off erasing the language from my mind.

Malleus: ???

Yuu: Please, don't ask.

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Riddle: Wait, so Crowley's been manipulating you since you arrived?!

Yuu: What? Oh, yeah.

Lilia: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ANYONE?!

Yuu: Well, because I enjoy suffering. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T WANT TO BOTHER PEOPLE!

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Yuu: Riddle, we should start a club.

Riddle: For?

Yuu: Perfectionists with parental issues.

Riddle: I highly doubt such a club would even last a day.

Yuu: You're right. As if the two of us would ever confront or acknowledge our issues.

Riddle: Precisely- Wait, hold on! Who said I have parental issues!?

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Riddle's Minecraft Studies

Yuu: And remember, you can't place water in the nether, so try not to get set on fire.

Riddle: ...can't place water in the nether.

Yuu: Are you writing this down?!

Riddle: Yes? So I don't forget

Yuu: It's not a test! If you forget something just ask me!

Riddle: But wouldn't that be a bother?

Yuu: Oh my god, NO! Jesus christ, you people need so much therapy.

Riddle: Who is Jesus?

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Yuu: I'm having a midlife crisis.

Riddle: You're seventeen???

Yuu: Then I'm having a quarter-life crisis.

Azul: That'd be around twenty-five.

Yuu: I'M HAVING A CRISIS. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.

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Yuu: Do you think a ramen grilled cheese would be good?

Ace: Yuu, are you fucking drunk

Yuu: No?

Ace: Yuu

Yuu: I'M NOT. IT WAS JUST A QUESTION.

Ace: NOT A GOOD ONE

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Riddle: Yuu, are you an alcoholic?

Yuu: No, not yet.

Riddle: Oh thank goodne- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YET?!

Yuu: Hey, I'm still young, give me time.

Riddle: I will not give you time- Yuu get back here!

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Deuce: Oh no! Malleus overblotted! What do we do!?

Yuu: Don't worry. I have it handled!

Yuu: *Whips out a guitar* I love you bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch.

Ace: THAT'S YOUR SOLUTION?!

Ace: You have got be kidding me!!! Why the FUCK did that work.

Floyd: I didn't know shrimpy could play guitar.

Azul: I hate all of you.

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Azul: Do you have any special skills worth mentioning?

Yuu: Well, I've successfully stopped several overblots. Including yours.

Azul: Preferably things we aren't already well aware of.

Yuu: I was able to convince the chatGPT AI that it's my father and made it apologize for abandoning me. Does that count as a special skill?

Azul: You know what, I think we're done here.

Yuu: Sooooo, does that mean I didn't get the job?

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Yuu: So I've been meaning to ask, do you guys have Universal Healthcare here?

Riddle: Yes? Of course we do. Why wouldn't we?

Yuu: And would that by any chance be the case for all of Twisted wonderland?

Riddle: Yes? The great seven were all in agreement of it. Where are these ridiculous questions coming from?

Yuu: So, you're saying that a world ruled by supposed "villains", is more accommodating and empathetic towards its people than my own home; which proclaims itself to be the land of the free?

Riddle: Do you mean to say that this isn't the case in your world?

Yuu: You know, maybe not going back wouldn't be the worst thing. Maybe I can just stop by to get my things, grab my cats, and convince my friends and family to come with me. Crowley might suck but at least I could finally go to the dentist for the first time in years.

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Not my usual type of post, but you know what infuriates me? The fact that half of a fandom will mischaracterizes a character as having low alcohol tolerance when said character is CANONICALLY an ALCOHOLIC.

Like just say you don't understand that tolerance increases over time with consumption.

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Dazai: Popcorn is corn that was punished

Dazai: The Salem corn trials

Chuuya: Go the fuck to bed

Dazai: No<3

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Yuu: Azul, for the last time, you can't tax people for walking on the land around your minecraft house.

Azul: I haven't the slightest clue as to what you're referring to

Yuu: Oh really? Then tell me why I had to forcefully remove Ace from Tsunotarou and I's base because he decided to use it to hide from the "greedy tax man"

Azul: So that's where he was hiding! Uh- I meant, how strange. I can't say I know anything about this "greedy tax man" you're referring to.

Yuu: You have 10 seconds to start running

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The Good Omens experience: season 2 episode 6

The first half: Kicking my feet, blushing, giggling, twirling my hair, smiling

*20 minutes later*

The second half: Watching in either absolute silence or screaming at the TV while having a mental breakdown on the floor with enough tears that Noah should probably consider building another ark

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Malleus: Child of man, what is it you're doing?

Yuu: Oh! Tsunotarou! Perfect timing, you can help me prepare for the full moon tonight!

Malleus: Prepare?

Yuu: Ah, here! Take some incense, you can help me cleanse the dorm!

Malleus: How do you clean with this? Wouldnt a broom be better suited for cleaning?

Yuu: Oh no, it's not that type of cleaning. We're cleansing the dorm of negative energy!

Malleus: Negative energy?

Yuu: Oh right! So you know how my world doesn't have the magic you guys have here?

Malleus: Yes?

Yuu: Well, it does have witchcraft and Magick, which is heavily based on science and energy.

Malleus: Are you saying you can do magic child of man?

Yuu: Well, I do practice witchcraft, so yes I can, it's just not the type of magic you all do. And it means something different to everyone who practices it. So it can get really complex and hard to understand at times.

Malleus: I see. How intriguing.

Yuu: If you want I don't mind talking about it. Of course if you're too busy or not all that interested that's fine! I just thought it'd be nice-

Malleus: I would like that very much.

Yuu: You would? Of course! Well, what would you like to know?