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Last year I was bitter because I failed to edit down my full summary down to 500 words in time for the Wattys. This year I can't be bothered. The difference a year makes.

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Oh Elmwood Trail episode 3 is out at the end of the month... what was happening again? 😅

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Simon: No, please! Not another raw, unwashed salted turnip!

Me shoving the silver spoon into his mouth: Ignore the dog crap on it and eat it!!!

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Me: OK, the door's open. I'm going to leave you to do today's run. Get me as many steps as possible!

30 minutes later...

Rejected: Is 240 steps enough? Did I do good?

Me: Excellent! 😈

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Make sure the animals are fed too! I don't want to have to buy new fish again.

hi I'm the one guy still employed at Mount Holly who resets the security settings and the circuit breaker and shit every day. it's a hard and thankless job to draft those specific rooms just to change those settings back but someone has to do it

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Good luck finding the ONLY toilet! 🤣

oh did you have to piss? well thats TOO BAD

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And yet this game will have you re-reading the box 3 times and questioning life itself before you dare try opening it. 🤣

Puzzles are easy man

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Rejected: All right, let's go!

R: What are you doing?

D: I have these car keys...

R: Don’t do it!

D: I have to!

R: Resist!

D: Arrrrgh!

Digi jumps out of the car, runs around, and checks the boot (read: trunk), then returns to the car defeated.

R: It was empty, wasn't it?

D: Not even an upgrade disk!

R: Can we go now?

D: Yes...

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Do laundry today? No, I only have 3 steps left today left and I doubt I'll find food on the way. So rather than risk running out of steps and falling asleep for the rest of day, I'll spend endless hours searching my den for secrets. 🧐

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An average morning after playing Blue Prince:

Digi sits down at the computer and writes, "Whenever I eat apples today, I will increase my allowance by $1!"

Then she proceeds to not come across a single apple.

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Blue Prince is cool because you get to watch yourself develop a psychosis and turn into a real life version of this meme

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And then you walk into your own garage and shout "Shovel!" 🤣

Sorry everyone I've fallen into a Blue Prince shaped rabbit hole, it went from "oh that's fun but nothing to write home about" to "it's consuming my every thought and I dream about it" real fast

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We've been playing a lot of Blue Prince in our house. Not sure I can recommend it as a team building activity, but it is a great puzzle roguelite game. Be prepared and accept shit runs. Be prepared for shit runs to somehow reach the antechamber anyway even if it wasn't your goal for the day. RNG is not your friend nor will it ever be, but that's what keeps you coming back for more. "Maybe this run will be better!"

Ok yeah, Blue Prince is a toxic relationship. Remember, you can walk away at any time!

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You mean how MC removed Richy from the chat in Haunted? That's just common sense. 😆 I don't think there's enough of a pattern just yet. Though if Jake becomes an absolute mental mess because of the fire in the mines, then gets angry that you've been messing around with Eric (or Charlie) that he becomes a manipulative shithead and sabotages your relationship... I take no responsibility! 🤣

So like if I can whip this up in half of a day in Photoshop, surely Everbyte can use this concept for the sequel, right? Maybe if I spam these all over the internet someone will make it happen...🤔

Uhhh, I don't own the background, but I couldn't find the original source. 😅 Jake icon modified from Duskwood icon.

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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

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I wrote a one shot about a costume party years ago?

I need Duskwood "old" fandom to help me.

I'm looking for a one shot in which MC goes to a costume party (maybe Halloween? Not sure) and there she finds Jake, wearing his Guy Fawkes mask, hiding in the crowd to get to meet her.

I don't know if who wrote it is still here but I'd really like read it again 🥺🥺🥺

Tagging for help and fingers crossed

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I have always believed they could do Nox style puzzles in a Duskwood universe and tie it together with a visual novel. Let MC visit Duskwood or now Redlog Pines. Have them pick motel room doors with a mini game, shuffle scrap pieces of paper back together to form a clue, etc. etc. Sticking to match 3 games is so boring. The People want to go Duskwood so let us!

Unfortunately it took them 2 years to present us with Episode 1 and what, 9 months for Episode 2? Can you imagine them trying to produce that much media? Even if it is mostly stills or loops, they'd need a bigger team.

Last fake screenshots in the series! What all the Jake simps have been waiting for! 😏

I don't own either image. Sources unknown. And no, they're not even the same model... 🤫