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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It���s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

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Their facial expression says it all.

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Dick Grayson

Grayson #8 - art by Mikel Janín

Tales of the Teen Titans #50 - art by George Pérez

Nightwing vol. 3, #18 - art by Juan José Ryp

Grayson #6 - art by Mikel Janín

Nightwing vol. 4, #88 - art by Jamal Campbell

Supergirl vol. 5, #11 - art by Joe Benitez

Secret Six vol. 3, #9 - art by Nicola Scott

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The Batkids doing that "Suspect" tiktok trend where they take turns filming each other running and say increasingly personal and deranged shit to make each other laugh.

Spoiler, recording Red Robin: *in a confused voice* Suspect listens to Green Day and Enya, like my guy pick a struggle

Nightwing, recording Red Hood: Suspect died once and made it his entire personality

Red Hood, recording Robin: Suspect has a superiority complex that is way too big for someone his size

Robin, recording Nightwing: Suspect has been engaged at least twice and married never

Red Robin, recording Spoiler: Suspect thinks assaulting people with bricks is a legitimate flirting strategy (Spoiler: It worked on you!)

Signal, who came out at night solely for this, recording Red Robin: Suspect can't come up with an original name and keeps stealing everyone else's

Red Hood, recording Nightwing: Suspect is actually a huge asshole but hides it behind that cheerful demeanor so everyone thinks I'm lying about it

Robin, recording Red Hood: I'm going to let the Suspect keep running because he needs the exercise

Signal, recording Red Hood: Suspect acts tough but has read every Jane Austen novel at least six times

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Inspired by this week's WFA:

Bruce, emailing: Dear Clark, I need you to report to Wayne Manor at your earliest convenience. Signed, Bruce Wayne.

Clark, emailing back: Dear Bruce, I will be there within the next hour. Signed, Clark Kent.

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Dick, texting: Meet me and Babs in 30.

Kara, texting back: K.

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Jason, shouting out the window: YO BIZ!

Bizarro, five minutes later: Not here!

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Damian, at a normal volume: Kent.

Jon: *zooms across the country in three seconds*

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Tim:

Kon: *breaks the sound barrier*

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Yknow how lions will sometimes pretend that their cubs' biting hurts and stuff as a form of encouragement

Imagine that but like

Robin!Dick: *bap*

Bruce: *dramatically throws himself into a shelf*

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fuck babe you’re so hot when you’re just ink on paper

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They're brothers, your honour.

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“Geniuses don’t need great hand-eye coordination.”

— Kim Namjoon, probably (via incorrect-bts-quotes)

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“I work alone” says Batman with 50 different teenage and ex teenage vigilantes shoved up his cape

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birdification beam!!

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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

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Something’s wrong with them

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good morning all. id offer you a glass of orange juice but it looks like we fresh ran out of OJ this morning