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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They鈥檙e everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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#one of the things that i liked about my job is that i felt that i could do my role well and not necessarily have to take on more work#just to earn a raise#but lately it's started to feel like that's not an option anymore#and with the changes in upper management i think i might have to go job hunting soon
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You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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#these guys suck so fucking hard#as a kid i didn't care for the show for stupid 'fighting your pokemon' reasons (i.e. i liked the simpsons)#there but for the grace of god go i i guess
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Anti public defender sentiment NOW of all times has GOT to be a psyop and I鈥檓 not being hyperbolic
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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)
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Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?
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reading about cinderella. in the 17th century there was a different word in italian for "story". it's something else now
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being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?
#three separate coworkers have come to me with shit about the third-party program i'm in charge of#and every time i looked into the thing they sent me it was contradicted either by the documentation or the actual behaviour of the program#and when i asked them the source of this information they go 'chatgpt/gemini/some other llm'#i am going to fucking scream
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Look, I don't post much, but this song has completely invaded my brain for the past two days. I love it so much my brain refuses to give it up.
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Not what I usually post but look at that wawa go!
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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
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an underrated part of the Flash Game era was the sheer amount of copyright infringement going on. you could straight up have mario murder koopas with a shotgun and nobody would stop you. nowadays if you make a fangame perfectly in compliance with their brand standards Nintendo will send a deep web hitman after you
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