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Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs

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Please meet Rube Goldberg.

While collecting eggs a couple of weeks ago, this egg slipped out of my hands from 5 feet up above wood, wire, and cement. Quail eggs are VERY fragile when it comes to impacts, so this egg's life flash before my eyes and time slowed down as I watched the world's most ridiculous accidental cartoon egg drop.

It somehow missed every obstacle on the way down (3 shelves) in order to land upon the side of a milk jug I had dropped the day before. It bounced off of that to a couple feet away, and hit the side of a hay bale. It bounced off of that, and somehow landed on the open lip of an empty feed back laying on the floor that I had put down under the towers to prevent the cement from sinking heat from the space. The bag gently collapsed, and rolled the pristine egg to a stop back at my feet.

I stared at it in disbelief. I took it inside and candled it- not a crack in it. So I noted the pen I got it from (CER) and scribbled "dropped?" on it. I figured SURELY it would not develop after that kind of nonsense, but when I candled at lockdown, the little thing was ready to go.

So, I stuck the egg into its own hatching bag, and sure as shit, the little fucker hatched!

And as if the rest of the story is not weird enough, this is possibly the first coturnix chick in the world who didn't immediately faceplant off of a human hand in the pursuit of the cold embrace of death. It just sat there, posing with the egg. Looking around like Hm so this is what being alive is... it's alright I guess.

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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welcome to the wiktionary list of old english surnames we got

● sound of shooting a boba pearl through a straw

● bird noises

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● audio of a flogging

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My father was never very good with plurals and I fear I've followed in his feetsteep.

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I've been digitrev online longer than Tumblr's existed and I'll continue using it until the day I die.

If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

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you get to cut one basic need out of your life. you can still CHOOSE to partake in them and they will feel as good and refreshing as normal, but going without will no longer affect you negatively.

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on the bright side, regardless of everything else, this remaster finally gives a crowdpleasing answer to which TES game has the worst argonian design

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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RFK Jr.

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I have been hit with the very funny mental image of samus and chell being out and about in the winter time and samus having like 7 jackets on because she can’t handle the cold and chell is there with just a sweater, Mabey earmuffs at most

Sorry it took me so long to respond to this I had to draw it.

Girlfriend who’s always hot x Girlfriend who’s always cold.

They definitely fight over the thermostat.

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kind of a vaguely toon-styled Lanie, for fun