me getting pulled over: uh this is medicinal its uh legal here in michigan-
cop: ma'am this is a belt fed machine gun
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#me interacting with my coworkers
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This is fabulous. It is? You're in the dark period. Before light and wisdom come to you. You must forge through it, and once on the other side... you will be grateful to this moment. But you must keep going.
POOR THINGS (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
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wait i can abuse substances instead of feeling things
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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake
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