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once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches
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this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
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tag yourself
#reblog#um#multiple#edgy bitch#edgy bastard#depressed bitch#and dumbass thot#literally theyre all me#try and stop me
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when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

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loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet
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now give me a lesbian love simon right now immediately
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tfw you’re in history trying to remember why you already know about the subject you’re learning then the dark realization hits you
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*watches recipe in cookbook*
Okay so I need 3 eggs
*walks over the fridge*
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*opens fridge*
Wait was it 2 eggs
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Your future self is talking shit about you
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Country roads
Take me home
To the place
I belooong~

WEST VIRGINIA
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What the fluff?!
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buncha art for other people!
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psychic: reads my mind
my mind: The Plagues (The Prince of Egypt, 1998) ten hours version
psychic: THUS SAITH THE LORD
me:
THUS SAITH THE LORD

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