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Great on top of everything else now we gotta deal with The Giant Sphere
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Check out the bonus panel on the site!
SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE
Buy this comic as a print!
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"we're at war with the middle east now" you never stopped being at war with the middle east you idiots.
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hi welcome to LA! come with me i wanna show you all the oil drilling sites that are disguised as office/government buildings ^_^
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americans see their government bombing other nations and all they can talk about is me me me oh my god the world war is here what'll happen to me? unfunny jokes about world war genz dark humour with no regard whatsoever for people losing their lives, in constant state of danger because what about me? me? me???
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under communism the only tv show that will be allowed to air is how it's made
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Aliens arent gonna visit us til we get all the fucking dirt off our planet its gross
#ok but fr tho think about how many different ways aliens have been depicted in media#if they look like bugs theyre NOT visiting the pesticide planet#many such cases
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Aliens arent gonna visit us til we get all the fucking dirt off our planet its gross
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everyone trying to minimise their intake of microplastics is going to be so mad when we invent the blood filter that can extract it and everyone who was plasticmaxxing gets a cool toy made from their poison blood as a souvenir
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