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kpop demon hunters from the perspective of the fans is so fucking funny because what do you mean the biggest kpop girl group in korea is beefing with and wrote a devastating diss track about a brand new boy band that debuted like 4 weeks ago and only has one song out

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viktor vs cait innit

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man of progress

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made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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"Your business is unimportant" is Mizu's very eloquent way of saying "that's crazy, I don't give a shit"

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that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live

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Sometimes your baby girl is a vengeful demon samurai from the 17th century

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nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

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the nature of humanity is that friend groups in public being very loud is obnoxious and annoying and need to be more mindful of others but my friend group in public being loud is joyful and lively and everyone giving us looks is a miserable friendless Grinch that needs to appreciate life

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I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

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when i say i hate the concept of soulmates i am NOT talking about pacific rim (2013) those robots were powered by LOVE BABY

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raine whispers my love

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"I think we should see other people", I think Dana should pay for my therapy, wtf