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*lightheaded with lust* yeah he's like a father to me

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😈😈😈

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why are so many bots following me im so confused

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Need to fuck a dad. It's an emergency.

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I just can't help myself *shrugs*

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feelz (iii)

find part ii, part i

[dealer!eddie]

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eddies pov

“i could never leave you alone, my little mama is mad at me at the moment know she’s such a primadonna”

hell.

that's the only thing eddie can think to describe where he’s at mentality.

its been 2 days 4 hours and 54 minutes since you kissed him and then ran out (you had walked to the door), but who’s counting? (he is)

you didn’t text him at all on sunday and it was the same radio silence monday. perhaps he was being a little but unreasonable considering it was summer and you most likely had plans but still.

eddie couldn’t help but feel like you had instantly regretted the action and now he feels like he’s worthless and hates life.

amd yeah, a world where you dont speak to him is hell in his eyes.

he was seconds from texting you when all of a sudden, you texted him first.

y/n<3

hey

your pov

“wherever you are is my home, you know i mean it they say home is where the heart is you’re the reason mine is beatin” 

you had feelings for eddie munson. you know you liked him from the moment you had first seen him. 

it scared you because you didn’t think it was possible for anyone to like someone as much as you liked him. 

you knew he had something for you simply because of the way he acted around you, which was precisely the reason you didn’t expect him to kiss you saturday night.

he was awkward and didnt act impulsively, yes he was high but you still didnt think he had the balls.

but you kissed him back despite your brain yelling at you not to.

its not like you didnt want to be with him, because yes the fuck you did, its just you didn’t want to get attached to hawkins in any shape or form.

you wanted to get as far away from this place as humanly possible the second you got that diploma in your hands, which is kinda hard if you have another person along with you.

and yeah, maybe eddie was the most aesthetically pleasing person you had ever had the pleasure of being able to lay your eyes on. and maybe he was a bit weird, but what’s life without a little weird? he was funny and sweet and you wanted nothing to do with him and his  little club. 

so when you found out eddie was the town’s dealer during sophomore year you didn’t know if it was a blessing or a curse because on one hand you had a chance! but on the other, you didnt want to be around him in fear of just asking him to spend the rest of his life with you.

so the second he said you smoke for free at the start of this summer going into senior year, it was the start of your spiral into all that is eddie munson.

and kissing eddie had only further accelerated that decent.

after not talking to eddie for 2 days you were kinda restless. you two never talked outside of a deal and nothing memorable at school either and even then it wasn’t everyday, but something was different. you two were closer now. and fuck, you had never felt this close to someone in a long, long time.

so why pass up the opportunity?

hey

sent 2:43 am

i know you’re probably asleep rn but i just wanted to know if that was a one time thing or not?

sent 2:45 am

smoking with you was really fun :)

sent 2:45 am

was this a good idea? it wouldn’t hurt to let yourself be happy? right?

eds<3

i had fun as well haha

received 2:46 am

eds<3

i think i had a stomach bug or smth so sorry i didnt get the chance to text you :(

received  2:46 am

liar..

no need to apologize!

sent 2:47 am 

i hope you feel better soon :)

sent 2:47am

 eds<3

thank you <3

received 2:48 am

you deserve happiness.

do you wanna hangout tmr? no weed unless you want to, but i was thinking just you and me?

sent 2:50am

eds<3

perfect. i have back to the future and an amazing cook (me ofc) calling our names lol

sent 2:52am

he’s making it sound like a date.. 

but.. isnt it?

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dont ask me what time period this is set in. i have no idea. 

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kinda wanna post part three of feelz rn ngl

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feelz (ii)

find part i

next part

[dealer!eddie]

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eddies pov

“I would never put a knife in your back, the love i give her is kinda creepy but fuck it she orders and i deliver”

Eddie was absolutely positively living right now. here you were in all you gorgeous, gorgeous, glory. Sitting criss-crossed in his room. on his fucking bed. 

And he was just standing front of you like an idiot.

“You just gonna stand there? I can leave if you want..” no, no, no ,no

“no no i'm fine, i’ve just,” never had a girl in my room? thats pathetic eddie. “had a lot of caffeine? i’m just a bit wired..” real fuckin smooth eddie. You idiot.

“oh.” you stare at him “so.. you gonna stand there or start rolling?”

“right! I'll start, uh, doing that.” Eddie fumbles around his room for a bit before finding the box he keeps his stash in and gets out the necessities. 

Meanwhile, you uncross your legs and lean back on his bed and start looking at your surroundings. Eddie can't stand the silence but would rather die than speak in fear of him accidentally making a fool out of himself. 

so, of course, you’re the one to break the silence. “I wanted to smoke with you to get to know you better.. If you were uh, wondering.” eddie stills. He wants to cry. Or die. Both sound like a solid option at the moment. “Me?”

“uh, yeah. You deal to me yet I know nothing about you, other than what other people have to say. But if you ask me, they seem a bit biased.” you take a breath. “I wanna know eddie. Not Eddie “the freak” just good ‘ol Eddie munson” Eddie looks up at his ceiling.

God? is that you?

He looks back at you, “ well uh. What do you wanna know? I'm weird and do drugs.” he shrugs.

you look at him for a second, eyebrows furrowed in a way that eddie cant help but think is absolutely adorable “What’s your favorite color?” he looks at you to see what color shirt you have on. “Green.” he grabs the two neatly rolled joints and grabs his lighter then hands you one.

you put the joint in your mouth and eddie is completely transfixed onthe way you hold it between your fingers and place it between those perfectly kissable lips. you grab the lighter from his hand, and eddie cant help but notice had soft your hand is even if he only felt the pads of your fingertips, and light the joint between your lips.

eddie feels like he cant breath. 

you take a puff and resume talking. “good to know. but you and i both not thats not what i meant. ask me something, to start?” you take another drag and give him the lighter.

he grabs the light from your (significantly) smaller hands and subtly tries to flex just how much bigger his hands are. girls like that right? she probably didnt even notice. (you did)

he lights his own joint while thinking of what to ask but the space between you was kind of suffocating. he doesn't know when but you were sitting against his head board with one leg hanging off the side while he sits just a little bit above the middle of the bed with his legs criss crossed. 

he takes a long drag to stall some more.

“tell me about your first friend?” god eddie. would it kill you to be somewhat original?

“well, her name was jaden and we were friends from 1st grade up until i moved here” you shrug and take another hit. “we were pretty close but when i moved she practically ghosted me and i found out from a mutual friend she started dating my ex.” you say it with such a casuality that eddie can’t tell if your hurt or just dont care anymore.

well now i feel like an asshole.. “oh wow. that sucks. sorry.” he looks down at his hands feeling bad for asking you such a question, as if he could have could have known.

“im over it. she was a kind of a bitch” you chuckled and finished your joint. “so eddie, why do you let me smoke for free?” you look at him with your lips curling into a coy smile.

“well uh. you see, i just uh, your new. and well, new people should uh. well- you’re nice and pretty. so you should smoke for free.” eddie stops speaking and feels like his brain just exploded. why did i think smoking with the person i would like to have my children would be a good idea?

the room feels like its getting warmer with each minute (second) eddie waits for you to say something.

you laugh. “thanks eds. i think you’re pretty too.”

what.

eddie is staring wide eyed, mouth slightly agape. you stare at him in return, though it feels like you’re staring through him rather than at him. 

“oh.”

“oh?” you question.

“oh.” he confirms.

you eye him skeptically, then lean your head back against his headboard, exposing the unmarked column of your throat.

eddie’s mouth gets dry and its not because of cotton mouth.

“hey y/n”

“hm?” you hum

“can i.. try something?” this is such a stupid idea.

“yeah go ‘head” you tilt your head to look at him

now or fucking never

eddie leans forward and places his lips against yours.

it’s nothing but inexperience on eddie’s part. but he couldn’t have imagined anything even close enough to the euphoria he’s feeling right now.

and he’s done shrooms before.

you both kind of just, sit there. lips placed on each others. unmoving. 

eddie pulls back fearing that he fucked everything up because his stupid brain thought maybe, maybe, you could have wanted something more.

“was that your first kiss?” 

ouch.

“that obvious? im sorry. i shouldnt have- you can just- you can uh, you can leave im really sorry-” .” he starts to get up just before you grab him by the the collar of his infamous hellfire shirt and place your lips against his, moving them with such experience that eddie cant even be bothered to feel jealous when it feels so damn good.

but just like that. you pull your lips off his stand, stand up, grab your bag, and say “its getting late, see ya later.” and walk out leaving eddie with one thought only.

what the fuck.

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hope you liked? this is gonna be a mini series so stick around if you’re interested :)

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i want to sit on his lap and examine his face.

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feelz

eddie munson x reader

(based off feelz by lil peep)

[dealer!eddie]

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eddies pov

“i love you to the summer and back, its not the winter but you’ve frozen my heart and got warmin up my liver”

to put it short. eddie “the freak” munson, was absolutely smitten with you. just head over heels, could not get enough. he would never dream of telling you this, though. he was nothing but a fly on your wall. while you.. well you were his world.

eddie knew he loved you when he started letting you smoke for free. which was a shock even for him. you were just a complete enigma to him. so beautiful and full of grace. he would do anything to be able to have a conversation that didn’t consist of “2gs?” “yeah i’ll meet you”

he loved to fantasize about what it would be like to be yours. to feel your soft hands in his rougher ones, think about how soft your lips were, to feel your hair tickling the base his neck when you hug him, to feel how warm- no. bad eddie.

currently, eddie was sitting in his room alone on saturday night awaiting you bi weekly request of a couple grams.

and like clockwork, eddie heard a pinging from his phone

y/n.

hey eds. 4gs?

yeah yeah, usually spot?

y/n.

actually no lol. was wondering if you wanted to smoke w me?

oh god. oh lord. jesus. fucking fuck. holy shit.

eddie dropped his phone.

what the fuck?

he couldn’t believe what he was hearing- er seeing.

his phone pinged again.

y/n.

is that a no?

sorry

its a yes

lol

i had to do

something

lol

hes a fucking mess.

y/n.

ur good lol.

i can come over to ur place if you want

yeah thats fine

i’ll be waiting :)

was the smiley too much? i feel like a creep…

its not like it was date. we’re just gonna smoke and she’ll be on her way… no more.

but god. does he hope it’s more.

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idk if i should continue this lol

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I would let them tag team me. That's it. That's the post.