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severe case of the PDS when you see someone wearing that D.A.R.E. shirt and want your own... but I love drugs and violence

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severe case of the PDS when you see someone wearing that D.A.R.E. shirt and want your own... but I love drugs and violence

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oil paintings by peter ravn

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I'm gonna make a supercut of all of Nigel's entrances, measure the length the entrances (specifically how long he lies down and makes eyes at the crowd beforehand, for how long he presents his arse, how much he arches his back) and compare this data to his estimated position on the heel to babyface axis, to confirm my theory that evil = slutty.

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What do you mean you can skip this one? No, you can't. You absolutely can't.

We really need sex pervert match reviews. If you listen to normal people they will tell you that the match Nigel and Bryan had in Japan was nothing special and the crowd was too quiet. If you listen to me I'll tell you that it's a must-see because you could hear every groan and moan and plead for mercy and you could see all the body hair and each individual testicles in Bryan's trunks.

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Love Nigel lots but I think he was really hindered by his contrived moveset with the extra bells and whistles.

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It's the year 2045. Jack "Jungleman" "The River" "Real" "The Glasser" "Triple Phil" "The Fearer of Lifer" "The Throat Goat"* Perry takes a bump on a car, shattering the windshield in the process. He turns to the camera, winks and says "real glass, cry me a river."

*reference to being choked across the throat and being the goat

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We really need sex pervert match reviews. If you listen to normal people they will tell you that the match Nigel and Bryan had in Japan was nothing special and the crowd was too quiet. If you listen to me I'll tell you that it's a must-see because you could hear every groan and moan and plead for mercy and you could see all the body hair and each individual testicle in Bryan's trunks.

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I want my men feminine and toxic, actually.

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Being an enthusiastic fan of a really mid wrestler is so funny. The gif set? Yep, that's a man and he's looking. That fan cam? Bunch of fucking nothing and some Lady Gaga. Slay.

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punk winning the roh title ( i think correct me if im wrong ) edit: okay his final match thanks for all the answers i love the internet 

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just saw someone on twitter use omega and pac as examples of guys in great shape who AREN'T on steroids. be real.

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Source:@wwe/instagram.com

I want that too! 😌

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Is he... you know.