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Watching the various poll numbers and can't help but wonder if the final round will give us double meat: Meatwolf v. Doug Meat

You know what? Why not. Bonus double meat poll

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Round Five (Final) [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time]

Doug Meat vs Wuvvy

Propaganda under the cut (May contain major spoilers for A Court of Fae and Flowers and Never Stop Blowing Up)

Doug Meat - He/Him

Campaign: Never Stop Blowing Up

Who is he?

Doug Meatskin(previously Doug Meat) is one of Kingskin's goons.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

I’m sure he’s been submitted already but seriously he is the best character. he is the mvp he is the goat he is the second president of the usa in the eighties like how there was two popes one time.

The "party adopts a random background mook so they're a character now" of all time

He loves his mob boss boss. He's co president of these unites states of America. La familia.

That's my fucking president right there <3

It's GOTTA be Doug. The loyalty, the emotion, the love for the people he trusts. And his name is DOUG MEAT

He’s buff, he’s emotional, he has unknown depth and vague feelings for his drug lord boss.

DOUG MEAT!! he is a lover he is a fighter he has ideas for how to improve a criminal gang!! most loveable NPC of NSBU he is gorgeous and wonderful!! he just wants to hold someone's hand :((

It's Doug Meat, man

DOUG MEATTTTTTTTTTTTT

He stapled a mask to his face just to remove it within five minutes of talking

I just love him so much <3 (you do not have to use this I just don’t really know what to say sorry)

Wuvvy - She/Her

Campaign: A Court of Fae and Flowers

Who is she?

Wuvvy is Delloso de la Rue's close friend and former assistant.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

She's a champion who left her court to become an assistant. She regularly exchanges 'I love you's with her crush, who only sees her as a friend. She is hurt by them but challenges their love interest to a duel instead. She ripped up the letter. She's devoted and messy and angry. Love of my life, NPC of all time.

She deserves better. Queen shit.

She's worked so hard. She deserves this

Wuvvy is a loyal freind who will cut a bitch if necessary

Cited by both Brennan and Aabria as one of their favorite NPCs of all time, and the only NPC that Brennan has ever wanted to sideline a campaign to follow. For a good part of the campaign, she provides the emotional depth that isn't present in the rest of the campaign, and creates conflict that matches the theme and genre of the campaign. One of the most intriguing and compelling NPCs of all times, side quest or not, and also a perfect girl who should be allowed to commit crimes because she deserves it.

Have you seen her?? beautiful prey turned predator. part of the most heart wrenching love triangle

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Round Four (Semi-Final) - Bracket Two [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time Sidequest Edition]

Wuvvy vs Stacy Fakename vs Meatwolf

Propaganda under the cut (May contain major spoilers for A Court of Fae and Flowers, Mentopolis and Burrow's End)

Wuvvy - She/Her

Campaign: A Court of Fae and Flowers

Who is she?

Wuvvy is Delloso de la Rue's close friend and former assistant.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

She's a champion who left her court to become an assistant. She regularly exchanges 'I love you's with her crush, who only sees her as a friend. She is hurt by them but challenges their love interest to a duel instead. She ripped up the letter. She's devoted and messy and angry. Love of my life, NPC of all time.

She deserves better. Queen shit.

She's worked so hard. She deserves this

Wuvvy is a loyal freind who will cut a bitch if necessary

Cited by both Brennan and Aabria as one of their favorite NPCs of all time, and the only NPC that Brennan has ever wanted to sideline a campaign to follow. For a good part of the campaign, she provides the emotional depth that isn't present in the rest of the campaign, and creates conflict that matches the theme and genre of the campaign. One of the most intriguing and compelling NPCs of all times, side quest or not, and also a perfect girl who should be allowed to commit crimes because she deserves it.

Have you seen her?? beautiful prey turned predator. part of the most heart wrenching love triangle

Stacy Fakename - She/Her

Campaign: Mentopolis

Who is she?

Stacy Fakename is the personification of flight, one of Elias Hodge's reflexes.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

It’s such a good bit with such a good payoff

Meatwolf - He/Him

Campaign: Burrow's End

Who is he?

Meatwolf, or The Wolf of Theseus is a wolf that was experimented on by the First Stoats to make it a weapon.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

The goodest boy with the goodest name. Was supposed to be a scary but was turned into an adorable ball of totally non-horrific hugs thanks to a bit of kindness from Tula.

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Round Four (Semi-Final) - Bracket One [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time Sidequest Edition]

Lukas vs Doug Meat

Propaganda under the cut (May contain Major spoilers for Burrow's End and Never Stop Blowing Up)

Lukas - He/Him

Campaign: Burrow's End

Who is he?

Lukas is a child stoat that is being educated in The Last Bastion of the Light's daycare.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

A perfect little boy without whom the campaign would have been very different. Started off as comedic relief and added depth to Lila and Jaysohn, but ended up creating an incredibly emotional moment in the final battle of the campaign. Also, I love Aabria's voice for him and he deserves the world.

Showed up, followed the party immediately with no questions, had a funny voice, got addicted to mint, completely useless. THE MOST NPC ENERGY of all time

He brings so much fun to the twins’ side of the story. it’s clear that aabria just like, forgot that they’d cleared his nose with the mint when she started him with the stuffy voice again, and then everyone just went with it.

Doug Meat - He/Him

Campaign: Never Stop Blowing Up

Who is he?

Doug Meatskin(previously Doug Meat) is one of Kingskin's goons.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

I’m sure he’s been submitted already but seriously he is the best character. he is the mvp he is the goat he is the second president of the usa in the eighties like how there was two popes one time.

The "party adopts a random background mook so they're a character now" of all time

He loves his mob boss boss. He's co president of these unites states of America. La familia.

That's my fucking president right there <3

It's GOTTA be Doug. The loyalty, the emotion, the love for the people he trusts. And his name is DOUG MEAT

He’s buff, he’s emotional, he has unknown depth and vague feelings for his drug lord boss.

DOUG MEAT!! he is a lover he is a fighter he has ideas for how to improve a criminal gang!! most loveable NPC of NSBU he is gorgeous and wonderful!! he just wants to hold someone's hand :((

It's Doug Meat, man

DOUG MEATTTTTTTTTTTTT

He stapled a mask to his face just to remove it within five minutes of talking

I just love him so much <3 (you do not have to use this I just don’t really know what to say sorry)

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Round Three Masterpost

I know Round Three is over and I forgot to make a masterpost but I'm making one now for my own organisational purposes

John Feathers vs Lukas

Wuvvy vs Pasha N.

Wolfman Ann vs Stacy Fakename vs Justin Fication

Doug Meat vs Barsimmeon Higgs

Captain Gorebladder vs Meatwolf

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Round Three - Bracket One [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time Sidequest Edition]

John Feathers vs Lukas

Propaganda under the cut (May contain Major spoilers for Burrow's End)

John Feathers - He/Him

Campaign: Escape from the Bloodkeep

Who is he?

John Feathers is a giant sentient eagle that originally fought for the forces of light before being convinced by Markus St. Vincent to fight for the forces of darkness with the Lieutenants in exchange for a golden nest.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

I love this giant eagle that wears a suit. He gives up all his morals for a golden nest

Lukas - He/Him

Campaign: Burrow's End

Who is he?

Lukas is a child stoat that is being educated in The Last Bastion of the Light's daycare.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

A perfect little boy without whom the campaign would have been very different. Started off as comedic relief and added depth to Lila and Jaysohn, but ended up creating an incredibly emotional moment in the final battle of the campaign. Also, I love Aabria's voice for him and he deserves the world.

Showed up, followed the party immediately with no questions, had a funny voice, got addicted to mint, completely useless. THE MOST NPC ENERGY of all time

He brings so much fun to the twins’ side of the story. it’s clear that aabria just like, forgot that they’d cleared his nose with the mint when she started him with the stuffy voice again, and then everyone just went with it.

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Round Three - Bracket Five [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time Sidequest Edition]

Captain Gorebladder vs Meatwolf

Propaganda under the cut (May contain major spoilers for Burrow's End)

Captain Gorebladder - He/Him

Campaign: A Court of Fae and Flowers

Who is he?

Gorebladder is family name of a lineage of salt goblins who work under Captain K. P. Hob. For all their history, they have been known as Lieutenant Gorebladder, but once Hob is promoted to Major, the newest Gorebladder is promoted to Captain.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

He’s a salt goblin. He gets a promotion. His lineage has served K.P. Hobbs for countless generations (so, so many. their life spans are so short).

Meatwolf - He/Him

Campaign: Burrow's End

Who is he?

Meatwolf, or The Wolf of Theseus is a wolf that was experimented on by the First Stoats to make it a weapon.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

The goodest boy with the goodest name. Was supposed to be a scary but was turned into an adorable ball of totally non-horrific hugs thanks to a bit of kindness from Tula.

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Round Three - Bracket Four [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time Sidequest Edition]

Doug Meat vs Barsimmieon Higgs

Propaganda under the cut (May contain major spoilers for Never Stop Blowing Up)

Doug Meat - He/Him

Campaign: Never Stop Blowing Up

Who is he?

Doug Meatskin(previously Doug Meat) is one of Kingskin's goons.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

I’m sure he’s been submitted already but seriously he is the best character. he is the mvp he is the goat he is the second president of the usa in the eighties like how there was two popes one time.

The "party adopts a random background mook so they're a character now" of all time

He loves his mob boss boss. He's co president of these unites states of America. La familia.

That's my fucking president right there <3

It's GOTTA be Doug. The loyalty, the emotion, the love for the people he trusts. And his name is DOUG MEAT

He’s buff, he’s emotional, he has unknown depth and vague feelings for his drug lord boss.

DOUG MEAT!! he is a lover he is a fighter he has ideas for how to improve a criminal gang!! most loveable NPC of NSBU he is gorgeous and wonderful!! he just wants to hold someone's hand :((

It's Doug Meat, man

DOUG MEATTTTTTTTTTTTT

He stapled a mask to his face just to remove it within five minutes of talking

I just love him so much <3 (you do not have to use this I just don’t really know what to say sorry)

Barsimmeon Higgs - He/Him

Campaign: Never Stop Blowing Up

Who is he?

Barsimmeon Higgs is a patron of Dave's Video World.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

Brennan has done it again. Brought his archetypal wizard character into a non fantasy world. Also he is the oldest man in the world.

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Round Three - Bracket Three [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time Sidequest Edition]

Wolfman Ann vs Stacy Fakename vs Justin Fication

Propaganda under the cut (May contain major spoilers for Mentopolis)

Wolfman Ann - She/Her

Campaign: Never Stop Blowing Up

Who is she?

Wolfman Ann is a character in Never Stop Blowing Up being controlled by a person from the real world.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

A kickass old lady who seems to work with aliens

Stacy Fakename - She/Her

Campaign: Mentopolis

Who is she?

Stacy Fakename is the personification of flight, one of Elias Hodge's reflexes.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

It’s such a good bit with such a good payoff

Justin Fication - He/Him

Campaign: Mentopolis

Who is he?

Justin Fication is a dog, and Conrad Schintz's best friend.

His name is a play on the word "Justification", as he often comes up with justifications for the other Mentopolis residents' actions.

He is one of the only non-anthropomorphic residents of Elias Hodge's mind. Another being the organ grinder Jacque Ennui’s pet monkey.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

First of all his relationship with Conrad is extremely sweet and makes me cry every time, a boy and his best friend making it through life all alone (they are just little guys). The idea is justification being paired with conscience is really good, but also he raised a good point that justification can become good OR bad if paired with any concept. His one liners were also pretty good and his dynamic with the whole party was great. (SPOILERS AHEAD!!!) The moment where he was taken over by the Psychometer and looked at everyone and started coming up with reasons about why their life was miserable made me start weeping, but the real kicker was Conrad using his key to save him, vowing that he’ll still love his best friend even when he’s scared and angry and hurting. They make me cry so much.

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Round Three - Bracket Two [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time Sidequest Edition]

Wuvvy vs Pasha N.

Propaganda under the cut (May contain major spoilers for A Court of Fae and Flowers)

Wuvvy - She/Her

Campaign: A Court of Fae and Flowers

Who is she?

Wuvvy is Delloso de la Rue's close friend and former assistant.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

She's a champion who left her court to become an assistant. She regularly exchanges 'I love you's with her crush, who only sees her as a friend. She is hurt by them but challenges their love interest to a duel instead. She ripped up the letter. She's devoted and messy and angry. Love of my life, NPC of all time.

She deserves better. Queen shit.

She's worked so hard. She deserves this

Wuvvy is a loyal freind who will cut a bitch if necessary

Cited by both Brennan and Aabria as one of their favorite NPCs of all time, and the only NPC that Brennan has ever wanted to sideline a campaign to follow. For a good part of the campaign, she provides the emotional depth that isn't present in the rest of the campaign, and creates conflict that matches the theme and genre of the campaign. One of the most intriguing and compelling NPCs of all times, side quest or not, and also a perfect girl who should be allowed to commit crimes because she deserves it.

Have you seen her?? beautiful prey turned predator. part of the most heart wrenching love triangle

Pasha N. - She/Her

Campaign: Mentopolis

Who is she?

Pasha N. is a forensic scientist in the Mentopolis police department. She knows a lot of interesting facts, her name is a play on the word passion for which she is the personification of.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

She is so cute and so passionate. She is so good at flirting with bird facts that she made The Fix, Hank and everyone else who was blessed to witness it horny.

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Hey gang, I may have forgotten that Round Two ended. I will get Round Three up tomorrow.

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Round Two Masterpost

John Feathers vs Galfast Hamhead

Terminator 2 vs Lukas

Kahnh Nguyen vs Wuvvy

Pasha N. vs Lucretia Brockhollow

Wolfman Ann vs Vicki Manhattan

Bennett vs Stacy Fakename

Avanash vs Doug Meat

Barsimmieon Higgs vs Jessa

Mrs Molesly vs Captain Gorebladder

Jeremy Renner vs Meatwolf

Johnny Manhattan vs Justin Fication

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Do you know if anyone is/has done a "favorite d20 battle (set)" tournament?

Oooooh good question. Not that I know of? The only D20 tournaments I am aware of are this one and the PCs one. A battle/battle set tournament sounds like fun though!

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Round Two - Bracket Eleven [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time Sidequest Edition]

Johnny Manhattan vs Justin Fication

Propaganda under the cut (May contain major spoilers for Mentopolis)

Johnny Manhattan - He/Him

Campaign: Never Stop Blowing Up

Who is he?

The Skulker, real name Johnny Manhattan (though he prefers Johnny Santangelo), is a thief.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

He stapled a mask to his face just to remove it within five minutes of talking

Justin Fication - He/Him

Campaign: Mentopolis

Who is he?

Justin Fication is a dog, and Conrad Schintz's best friend.

His name is a play on the word "Justification", as he often comes up with justifications for the other Mentopolis residents' actions.

He is one of the only non-anthropomorphic residents of Elias Hodge's mind. Another being the organ grinder Jacque Ennui’s pet monkey.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

First of all his relationship with Conrad is extremely sweet and makes me cry every time, a boy and his best friend making it through life all alone (they are just little guys). The idea is justification being paired with conscience is really good, but also he raised a good point that justification can become good OR bad if paired with any concept. His one liners were also pretty good and his dynamic with the whole party was great. (SPOILERS AHEAD!!!) The moment where he was taken over by the Psychometer and looked at everyone and started coming up with reasons about why their life was miserable made me start weeping, but the real kicker was Conrad using his key to save him, vowing that he’ll still love his best friend even when he’s scared and angry and hurting. They make me cry so much.

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Round Two - Bracket Ten [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time Sidequest Edition]

Jeremy Renner vs Meatwolf

Propaganda under the cut (May contain major spoilers for A Court of Fae and Flowers and Burrow's End)

Jeremy Renner - He/Him

Campaign: A Court of Fae and Flowers

Who is he?

Jeremy Renner is the actual Jeremy Renner as known from Marvel Movies. He is one of the actors that Lord Squak Airavis was auditioning to play the lead role in the film adaptation of The Green Hunter. Hob thinks he is right for the part. He is, after all, already good at using a bow.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

He has to be the green hunter

Bland white man

The most nothing man of all time. knock off imagine dragons. best actor of the fey world. would and should kiss Lou Wilsons character

Real life Jeremy Renner. His friends call him Jer-bear. Starred in the world premiere of the stage adaptation of the green hunter

He plays the titular green hunter in the stage production of the green hunter and is also slated to reprise his role in the movie adaptation. His friends call him Jer-bear. The hunter Biden of ACoFaF.

Meatwolf - He/Him

Campaign: Burrow's End

Who is he?

Meatwolf, or The Wolf of Theseus is a wolf that was experimented on by the First Stoats to make it a weapon.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

The goodest boy with the goodest name. Was supposed to be a scary but was turned into an adorable ball of totally non-horrific hugs thanks to a bit of kindness from Tula.

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Round Two - Bracket Nine [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time Sidequest Edition]

Mrs Molesly vs Captain Gorebladder

Propaganda under the cut

Matilda Molesly - She/Her

Campaign: Mice and Murder

Who is she?

Matilda Molesly is a housekeeper and the head of maid staff at Loam Hall. She used to be a nanny for William Thornwall Brockhollow.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

she’s so cute <3 !!

SHES GANGIE'S MUM. ISNT THAT SO DAMN CUTE THIS OLD LADY ADOPTED THIS CAREER CRIMINAL AND THEYRE A FAMILY

She's so old and adopts a middle aged man as her son and it's one of the most beautiful family relationships I've ever seen.

Captain Gorebladder - He/Him

Campaign: A Court of Fae and Flowers

Who is he?

Gorebladder is family name of a lineage of salt goblins who work under Captain K. P. Hob. For all their history, they have been known as Lieutenant Gorebladder, but once Hob is promoted to Major, the newest Gorebladder is promoted to Captain.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

He’s a salt goblin. He gets a promotion. His lineage has served K.P. Hobbs for countless generations (so, so many. their life spans are so short).

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Round Two - Bracket Eight [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time]

Barsimmieon Higgs vs Jessa

Propaganda under the cut

Barsimmeon Higgs - He/Him

Campaign: Never Stop Blowing Up

Who is he?

Barsimmeon Higgs is a patron of Dave's Video World.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

Brennan has done it again. Brought his archetypal wizard character into a non fantasy world. Also he is the oldest man in the world.

Jessa - She/Her

Campaign: Escape from the Bloodkeep

Who is she?

Jessa is one of Lilith's many spider children. She is notable for being a design major and making John Feathers his suit. Jessa also contributed to the final battle of the campaign with her mother and her brother, Jason. At the end of the campaign, Jessa starts her own design firm.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

You go queen!! design your own clothing line!!