So like does Hobo Heart have a name cause I feel bad calling him Hobo Heart
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SCP object concept: book which the Foundation believes contains a lethal, communicable infohazard, but the truth is that if you learn specific facts which are contained in the book, a squad of gnomes comes and kills you, then makes it look like an accident. The gnomes possess some anomalous means of being alerted that someone has learned the proscribed facts, but are otherwise mundane in their capabilities; they're simply very sneaky.
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The UNGOC(Global Occult Coalition) consists of 108 and possibly more anomalous and occult groups including but not limited to:
The Bavarian Illuminati, The International Center for the Study of Unified Thaumatology, The Holy Order of Knights Templar, Servants of the Silicon Nornir, The United Church of Satan, The World Parahealth Organization, The Universalist Order of the Æsir, Walt Disney company, Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.
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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them
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hot artists don't gatekeep
I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard
Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.
Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.
SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.
SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.
Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.
Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.
Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.
Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.
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My sister also mentioned Santa Clause Indiana so I’m adding that to the list of towns The Foundation hates.
The Foundation don’t fuck with Gravity Falls because Gravity Falls is just chill like that.
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The Foundation don’t fuck with Gravity Falls because Gravity Falls is just chill like that.
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Also Nightvale they hate that to
The Foundation don’t fuck with Gravity Falls because Gravity Falls is just chill like that.
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I’m a loyal citizen of the Woke Gaytes of America. I go work on the HRT farm by day and by night have epic sex with your mom and five partners.
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Knowledge is empowering
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No matter what tho. This is his favorite shirt
I’m out here struggling with Dr. Glasses design because every combo of shit ends up with the potential to be really funny.
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The foundation actually hates Elmore in general
The Foundation don’t fuck with Gravity Falls because Gravity Falls is just chill like that.
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Even worse. Deep sea metro.
2 insurgents die in combat and are both reincarnated into DJ Octavios army
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I’m out here struggling with Dr. Glasses design because every combo of shit ends up with the potential to be really funny.
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