hey you know how Haikara Walker hasn't seen a single sign of an official english localization after all these years?
wouldn't it be crazy if it got fully fan translated and typeset. cover to cover. that sure would be crazy.
anyway don't click this google doc link. and be sure to avoid this internet archive link.
....but if you do click those links, be sure to read the credits! I did a lot of translations and editing, but not all of it, and I had no part in the gargantuan task of typesetting and formatting. @mk_squid (insta link) is especially who made this possible, as well as @wassuppeas!