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Amber Skies Index:

This post will be updated with every update the story gets.  CW for body horror and death.  Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16 Part 17 Part 18 Part 19 Part 20 Part 21 Part 22 Part 23 Part 24 Part 25 Part 26

More to come, stay tuned. 

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Asian people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. If you see a plastic bag around a turtle's neck. Don't look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink.

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if someone is very likeable and friendly to you, you probably shouldn't be friends with them.

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Google exists and some of these bitches just choose to stay dumb.

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Why do we close our eyes when we pray?

Why do we close our eyes when we kiss?

Why do we dream with our eyes closed?

Simply because we cannot see the most beautiful things with our eyes, we can only feel them with our hearts

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using big words really doesn't make you look smarter, pretty boi

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cold showers are AMAZING

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever spent an hour looking for a song that you only remember one lyric from and then finally finding it?

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My kind of goose is the one who won't leave me in a goose chase.

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i like girls is probably the closest I'll ever get my crush to say i like you to me.

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You can be right and still be dubbed crazy

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fictional bois are s u p e r i o r

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some people tease me for not having a boyfriend, instead being obsessed with a band or two which is like leave me and my love for people who doesn't know i exist alone. at least they won't dump me like your ex did with you.

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The Perfect Coffee Guy Recipe

#1 sachet of coffee, probably black, so that he would be bitter but still give u energy and adventure

#2 tablespoonfull of honey, to make his smiles sweet. DON'T USE SUGAR. IT'S ARTIFICIAL. His smiles would be plastic if you use sugar.

#3 tablespoonfull of hot water, he can hug you with his warmth when it's cold.

#4 drops of heavenly fire, so that the heat between you two would never fade.

Add #5 guys to your coffee. Preferably young Leonardo DiCaprio.To make him look like an angel.Noah Centinoe. To make him look like an innocent boy. Tom Hiddleston. To be chivalrous. Chris Hemsworth. To have a big and kind heart. Ryan Reynolds. To make him funny.

#6 strands of Jason Momoa's hair to spice it up.

#7 big chunks of Michelangelo to give him a hot body.

The RECIPE is almost complete!!!!

Add an #uncountable amount of love to make him love you unconditionally for the rest of your life.

Remember, it is important to stir to let it blend.

#8 times counter clockwise

#9 times clockwise

Now your coffee guy is ready.

Just don't dump him. That would be a waste of coffee.

#coffeerecipe #random #perfect #coffee #hot #servedwithlove #yourstokeep

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Are they the real monster or am I the real monster?