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Tarkin's scrotum got stuck in his zipper. Palpatine recommends a cybernetic scrotum but a last chance surgery saves him. Doctor: My pleasure, sir. I'd recommend not wearing pants with zippers for a good...month. Come back if any new pain begins.

Palp: Grand Moff Tarkin, I'd advise you to inform at least Captain Piett and General Veers of your situation. Just that you are dealing with a temporary...malfunction in your trousers.

Tark: Should I wear skirts?

Palp: I...suppose if it is comfortable for you, yes. Just make sure to wear boxers underneath. you wouldn't want the entire Imperial Navy to see a glimpse of your...undercarriage.

Tark: I wouldn't mind so much

Palp: You do you, my dearest moff!

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ChatGPT said: Yes, there are some fan theories about Director Krennic's parents and origins, even though nothing is official. Here are the most widespread and interesting ones:

1. Modest parents and opponents of the regime Some fans imagine that Krennic's parents were local resistors or rebels on Lexrul, which would explain his obsession with proving his loyalty to the Empire and climbing the social ladder.

This theory explains his insatiable ambition as a revenge against a modest or even humiliating past.

She fits the image of a man ready to do anything to escape the family shadow.

2. Origins related to the industry Others believe that his parents worked in the industrial or scientific sector of the Mid Rim, perhaps in laboratories or mining facilities.

This would justify his technical skills and his interest in scientific projects like the Death Star.

He would be a "son of the working class" with early access to imperial technology.

3. Hidden noble ancestry A more romantic theory suggests that Krennic descends from an ancient fallen noble family or an forgotten clan from the Mid Rim.

This origin would have been concealed or degraded by political turmoil, hence his desire to restore his glory by his own means.

This would explain his arrogance and resentment towards the "true nobles" of the Empire.

4. Secret imperial parent Another more far-fetched hypothesis:

One of his parents could have been an influential Imperial officer or a spy, who kept Krennic away for security or political reasons.

Krennic would then seek to make a name for himself to step out of this family shadow.

✍️ Summary Krennic is primarily seen as a character shaped by his modest socio-economic environment, his fierce determination to succeed, and his personal ambition.

Fan theories reflect this image by proposing origins where he had to struggle against his family legacy — whether it be modest, opposed to the Empire, or forgotten.

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What's the rarest SW pairing you enjoy?

Mine might be Gideon/Ronan.

Like, lieutenant Brierly Ronan, Director Krennic's assistant, after... looking for another hot, powerful, dominant, cape-clad boss. And he meets (or goes for) Moff Gideon.

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Like if you've recovered from post-andor depression

share if you haven't yet

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Agent Heert, have you by any chance… ahem R*mmed anyone within the last five weeks?

Doctor Gorst

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You know, you ISB folks sure are close.

Doctor Gorst

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Orson Krennic

I’m not talking about touching my own cape. I’m talking about the touching of someone else’s cape. Don’t. Touch. A. Man’s. Cape.

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Why do you think Percy and Penelope didn't work out?

I read an explanation that Penny is half blood (and he would want either pure blood and/or prestigious)

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Syril: Oh uh that’s my sphynx lothcat. It’s a hairless species from the planet Rishi.

*pets primordial pouch*

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I think I'm in post andor depression