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How to Make Friends and Freak Out Giants

Beeko: -uses a giant camp fire as a landmark because he prefers off-road navigation- "Ooh, nirnroot." -beelines to the nirnroot- Giant: "Uh, hey. Woah, excuse me? That's a little close to Bessie." Beeko: "I'm just grabbing this nirnroot, don't mind me." Giant: "Okay, but the last guy who said that tried to kill me and steal all my mammoth buddies, so now we have kind of a policy." Beeko: "Well… I'm not gonna kill your mammoth. They are majestic creatures." Giant: "Woah, buddy, too close. Just wait until Bessie's done grazing and come back." Beeko: "But… It's RIGHT there. I just gotta..." Giant: -brandishes club- "I am not fucking around, small lizard man." Beeko: "Actually, it's Beeko, and I'm an average size argonian, but I guess everyone is small to you." Giant: "Hi. I'm Phil. Fuck off, though, seriously." Beeko: "Fair, fair."

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Alchemist or...?

Ralof: "I see you eating every plant you find. Are you an alchemist, or is that just an Argonian thing?" Beeko: "Your Nord belly would be sour right now if you did this. But yes, I eat almost all plants. And then make pricy potions out of them to sell." Ralof: "Really? Hey, we could use a medic in the Stormcloaks. You should come to Windhelm to join up." Beeko: "I don't think I meet your... Criteria." Ralof: "You don't have to be a Nord to be a true son of Skyrim." Beeko: "Oh, I'm sure the natives that used to dwell here would agree." Ralof: "..." Beeko: "I will travel to Windhelm... To see my cousin."

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Beeko, An Argonian

Ralof: "Seriously? You don't know Ulfric?" Beeko: "I'm from Black Marsh. I've been living in the middle of the sea. All I know's the gossip I get from trade posts."

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Time to Escape

Ralof: "We're escaping!" Hadvar: "The hell you are! Come on, man. I'll get you out of here." Beeko: "To arrest me... Again." Hadvar: "Well... I mean..." Beeko: "No, thanks. I got a cousin works the docks in Windhelm. I'll take my chances with the fringe racists instead of the mainstream racists."

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Beeko Many-Scales (Totally Deserved to Be in That Cart)

Hadvar: "What should we do? He's not on the list." Beeko: "Oh, yeah, I'm not with the Stormcloaks." Imperial: "To the block!" Beeko: "Eh, fair enough."

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Caves...

Jenassa: "Hmm. Caves. Wonder what's below." Arnell: "The last cave you wanted to check out was a vampire dinner party." Jenassa: "I still say we could've taken them." Arnell: "Not the point."

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Nope, Not Me

Jenassa: "Look, a cave." Arnell: "I guess we can see what's in here." -enter Bloodchill Cavern- Jenassa: "Hmm. Those don't look like bandits." Arnell: "No, they're very fancy. Are they cool, do you think?" Jenassa: -aims bow- "If they'r not, I've got your back." Arnell: "Are you here for the dinner party?" Jenassa: "There's a dinner party?" Arnell: "Ohhh yeah, I did get a random invite to one of these. I just ignored it and figured it got delivered by mistake." Jenassa: "Also, it's a trap." Arnell: "Oh, clearly a trap. I mean, the bard's a vampire."

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Nope, Not Today

Arnell: "I thought you said you could kill these Saints and Seducers people!" Jenassa: "So didn't you, Dragonborn." Arnell: "Alright, I'll come back with a tank. We can't keep dying like this. Wanna check out the College of Winterhold? It's apparently around here somewhere." Jenassa: "You're still paying me, right?" Arnell: "Knew I could count on you, Jen."

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Those Are My Neighbors!

Frost Dragon: -spawns outside Arnell's house- Arnell: "You're coming to my HOME?! My HOME?!" Frost Dragon: -eats a farmer- Arnell: "Those are my neighbors!!! Literally! I live there, they live right there. That's their cow you just froze to death! THIS WILL NOT STAND!"

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Odd Pets

Arnell: -Enters Breezehome, which she considers Lydia's house, trips over Thistle- "Ahh! What's that?!" Lydia: "That rabbit you found?" Arnell: "You kept him?" Lydia: "Of course I did." Arnell: "In the house?" Lydia: "You have two giant insects in your house and you're surprised I have a rabbit?"

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Two Nymphs in the Living Room

Arnell: "Scarylegs, meet Spindlylegs. Your new... actually I don't know how you nymphs gender. Sibling." Lydia: "Are you sure this is a good idea? What if they kill each other?" Arnell: "They seem cool. Scarylegs just hangs out in the house. I think it eats the pies I make while I'm gone." Lydia: "It eats pies?" Arnell: "Well, and bugs. Do you see any mosquitos around here?"

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Collect 'em All

Arnell: -finds another Elytra Nymph- "Aww, hey little guy." Lydia: "Ahh! What's that thing??" Arnell: "I don't know, but I have another one at home. Hey, Spindlylegs, wanna meet your brother?" Lydia: "You're going to house TWO of these?" Arnell: "I guess Spindlylegs could stay at your house..." Lydia: "No thank you."

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driving is fucked up who invented this shit. sit in the metal death box and go one million miles an hour down this road. dont hit the other metal death boxes also going a million m/h or youll die. they all have free will as well btw.

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In the tags, share your preferences.

Summer or winter?

Mountains or seashore?

Lake or ocean?

Hotel or camping?

Pizza or pasta?

Cake or pie?

Print or cursive?

Dogs or cats?

Odd numbers or even numbers?

Soup or salad?

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Season 4 definitely had a weird stagnant vibe. They were sort of untethered, having lost their close-knit Sunnydale High setting, and lost the character of Angel. We lost Cordelia, Oz, and Faith as regulars. We gained Riley, Anya, and Tara, but they were all new characters without the history the others had. And they clearly had no idea what to do with Xander or Giles. Everyone's kind of in a weird awkward phase. It makes sense that it's the show's awkward phase too. It also had a hard time transitioning from "teen" to "adult" in my opinion.

Been rewatching season 4 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And I feel like the Initiative plot and Riley Finn kind of…hindered the growth of Buffy and crew in season 4 in a way that effects the rest of the seasons. 

I don’t know how to explain it other than that there feels like no progression in S4? And with the characters in general. Like, s4 seems like it should’ve been a transitory season about growth and all that. But I don’t really feel it. IDK. 

Anyone else sort of get that feeling?? 

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ok bud this one seems accurate

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Lestat and Louis in the early '00s:

Lestat: I don't get it. Why doesn't Angel just turn Buffy into a vampire if he really loves her so much?

Louis: I dunno, Lestat. Maybe he didn't want to condemn the love of his life to an eternity of murder and bloodshed.

Lestat: ...

Lestat: ... Nope still don't get it.