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I meaaaaaan

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A/N: this is just a funny little concept (also add me on snapchat bc I’m v lonely lmao and I like to post snaps about my fat cat: sammy-campbell) (plzzzzzzzz I’m v lonely and I want friends lmao)

Genre: fluff I guess idk shits pretty funny

Pairing: Dan x reader

Summary: let’s just say there’s a pretty awkward confession of some sorts

Warnings: swears but that’s to be expected (it’s also gonna be really short and most of it will probs be written in a texting format)

Word Count: 871 words

Your P.O.V

I was on the couch eating a bag of crisps while the tv was blaring in the background when my phone vibrates beside me, and then again, and then again….. and then again

‘Stupid group chat’ I muttered to myself in annoyance. It wasn’t much of a group chat, just some of my closest friends. There was my ultimate best friend, and then there were Dan and Phil.

I really liked talking to Dan and Phil on this particular group chat in all honesty, because the banter is always top notch that leaves me in laughing fits, especially over Dan (no I don’t like him pffffftttt what are you talking about you’re crazy???!?!??!!?!?!!!!??!?)

Internet Sluts 👅🍆💦 (an actual group chat name I’ve been in)

Danyul: okay, who the hecky was in charge of naming this group chat?

Best Fraaaannnnd: that would be me 💁👑

Danyul: why am i not surprised?

(Y/N): I mean, the original idea for the name was gonna be way worse

Philly: Do I want to know?

Best Fraaaannnnd: Probs not tbh

Danyul: ive imagined it and now I have regrets

Best Fraaaannnnd: Oh please it’s probably not as bad as you’re thinking get a grip dan omg

Danyul: whAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN 'internet sluts 👅🍆💦’

(Y/N): Okay that’s enough you two, break it up yeeeeaaaaa

These were the kinds of moments I lived for in the group chat, there was never a dull moment

'You need to tell your boyfriend to get a grip’

I get a text from my best friend. I roll my eyes at how salty they’re being. And yeah, okay so maybe I like Dan, but it’s not big of a deal…. right?

'He’s not my boyfriend lmao I wish tho’

I reply back and then lock my phone. And then I started thinking and contemplating things, I unlock my phone and start typing a message to my best friend

(Y/N): Sometimes I wonder if Dan will ever like me back

Well, the way I like him anyways

Philly: I suppose you don’t have the wrong chat, do you, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): HOLY SHIT

OH FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

WRONG CHAT SHIT

HOW THE FUCK

UGH

HOW DO I DELETE MESSAGES

FUCKING FUCK

Best Fraaaannnnd: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING OMG

(Y/N): sTOP LAUGHING AT ME YOU JACKASS

IM CRYING

HOW DID I FUCK UP THIS BADLY

Best Fraaaannnnd: IM SORRY BUT THIS IS GOOD SHIT LMAO I CANT BELIEVE YOU FUCKED UP LIKE THIS

THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN ALL WEEK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Danyul: Wtf did I just walk in on?

Philly: A lot ngl

Best Fraaaannnnd: OH DANIEL HOW NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Y/N): How the fuck do you leave group chats?

Best Fraaaannnnd: HAHAHAHA YOURE NOT LEAVING YOURE GONNA MAN THE FUCK UP AND FACE WHAT HAPPENED

(Y/N): I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A PRIVATE CONVERSATION OMG

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

I BLAME YOU ENTIRELY

YOU BROUGHT UP THE SUBJECT THIS IS NOW YOUR FAULT

Danyul: wait, you like me?

(Y/N): NO

Best Fraaaannnnd: FUCKING YES LMAO

Philly: Ngl this is the single best thing to happen all week lmao

I might need some popcorn this is like a modern day soap opera

(Y/N): PHIL NOT HELPING

Danyul: (Y/n), you like me?

(Y/N): maybe?

Danyul: its okay bc i like you too

like the way you like me

ive had a massive crush on you for years

(Y/N): Wait….

You do?

Best Fraaaannnnd: You do?

Philly: Yeah, you do?

I’m so confused

I thought you would’ve told me

Danyul: The reason I didn’t tell you Phil, is because you can’t keep secrets to save your life

Philly: I mean, you’re right,

But still,

I’m offended.

Best Fraaaannnnd: OKAY ENOUGH ABOUT WHO TOLD WHO AND WHY NOBODY TOLD PHIL,

DAN AND (Y/N) LIKE EACH OTHER

ROMANTICALLY

WHAT ARE YOU TWO GOING TO DO NOW

BC IM NOT GONNA LIE, I REALKY WANT DAN AND (Y/N) BABIES LIKE ASAP

(Y/N): Okay first of all, (best friends name) get real,

Second of all,

We literally just found out and in all honesty I’m still trying to process what happened

And honestly

I never thought it would happen in this god forsaken group chat

Danyul: I guess all there is left to do is this:

(Y/N),

Would you be willing to go on a date with me this weekend?

�� (Y/N): of course I would dan

Best Fraaaannnnd: YAAAASSSSS FUCKING FINALLY

MY OTP

(Y/N): i thought phan was your otp

Best Fraaaannnnd: SHHHHHHHH THEY DONT NEED TO KNOW