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Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"
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shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time
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It spoke your name on the stairs that night.
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I love how Tumblr works. Someone recently came across some old ass fanart I posted in 2016 and reblogged it and now it's doing the rounds again like I posted it this week. Timestamps mean nothing on this website. Fan content expiration date who?
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Hey dude. I noticed that you seem to be having a lot of symbolic association with the ouroboros icon and I just wanted to know if you were like. ok. or like, that you're experiencing time linearly and not stuck in an eternal loop of the same events.
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You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
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"died and came back wrong" nah, died and came back an entirely different guy. like actually, that's just some random other dude. where did you get him
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liking an unpopular ship is like being dehydrated in a desert and liking a popular ship is like being dehydrated in the middle of the pacific ocean. you understand
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they should make a saluting emoji that looks tired. exhausted even. one that got to the airport at 3:30 AM perhaps. dare I say a saluting emoji that's about to stuck in an overnight layover in dallas. hypothetically!
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