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This is too accurate.

Texts from Last War #2

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Ok so I was helping an older lady get her groceries out to her car (because that's my job)

When she opened her SUV's trunk it had a small handful of plants, 3 in total. I only noticed 2 of them at first glance, an orange potted flower and a white potted flower, both of which were off to the side so I wasn't too concerned about any plants,

UNTIL she said "Be careful for the little tree I'm trying to grow that I got back here". Upon mentioning that I noticed a long, spindly twig, a little thicker than a pencil, planted in a pot *all the way to very left and reaching like 3 1/2 feet diagonally to the fucking window in the right corner. On the opposite side of the car.*

IT WASN'T EVEN THE BIG WINDOW, IT WAS REACHING FOR THE TINY WINDOW MEANT TO LOOK GOOD

It reminds me of that of that one person ranting on here about their plant just smashing its one leaf against the window then trying to make a fruit.

Damn plants man, weird ass mother fuckers.

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I deem those forces worthy of my worship

unknown forces compelled me to draw this

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unemployed

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I have always been chronically maidenless but I'm certain that the Fuckers wouldn't like him at their lunch table either.

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- Some shit can just randomly explode if stored improperly or in extraordinarily large quantities. Stocking up enough enough wheat to feed a large server? Digging up coal for a super smelter? Running a creeper farm? Silo, Coal Dust, and Powder Plant explosions respectively.

- Hostile mobs are no longer dumbasses and will utilize the full range of any projectile weapons. You will now have to be a good marksman with a quick draw to earn the 'Sniper Duel' achievement.

- Rain turns every dirt, coarse dirt, sand, and dirt path block into mud. The part where dries back out to their original forms is yet to be ported to bedrock after 13 years.

- Eating any raw meat or unwashed fruit/veg makes you sick, like chicken.

- All C418 music is removed

- Elytra users now have to contend with the same issues faced by actual aviation, such as turbulence, extreme cold, severe windchill, difficulty breathing in the thin air, increased background radiation, worse sunburns, the Coreallis Effect, airport security, and it's just really fucking cold up there.

- You can have guns now! However, with the discovery of muskets comes the lowering of the minimum standards of a troop to maintain combat effectiveness. This means that the Arch Illager can pull a Napoleon and will train more pillagers in less time for the same cost. This results in a rather fucking large army of conscripted peasants with boomsticks that can individually one-shot you if you're wearing anything less than diamond, and that's not even mentioning a volley of 20 musket shots all at once. Pillagers spawn with muskets and in 17× larger groups at twice their prior frequency.

bad minecraft ideas thread

-ability to file lawsuits on villagers -villagers can file lawsuits on You  -landslides in mountain biomes -being able to throw your arrows like darts except you cant control how far they go or how hard they hit.  -creepers that can pick up tnt and have double explosion power -creepers that spawn with the tnt double explosion power -giving zombies an inventory so they can pick up multiple items and not just armor and shit -trap beds - like trap chests, but beds -flies -allergies that are randomly generated when you load up the game. you arent told what they are until you die of your allergies

feel free to add on

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I ' m s o r r y w h a t ?

Sorry about the lack of updates on the mod, I just killed Poseidon and I now have the legal rights to every fish. This was a tough step in the creation of the project, which is why I only announced it after it was finished.

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Good question.

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Is it just me or does everyone else feel a deep guttural RAGE when someone has the AUDACITY to be in the kitchen at the same time as you?

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Everyone else during the last few weeks of HS:

"We can finally get outta here!"

"We can go to college!"

"We can go out and prove ourselves!"

"We can earn and spend our own money!"

"We can go out and meet new people!"

"I'm excited to move forward!"

Me:

"It is me, with a weakened network, against the a vast, immense, world, unwavering at potential of crushing me."

"Must I toy with that which isn't my own for any real opportunity?"

"What is there within myself worthy of proving apart from that there isn't? I see no discipline or resolve within me."

"I can now only behold in fear the insurmountable weight of a crippled economy and the scarce, and the fleeting resources I have to hold it up."

"My closest friends were those I knew for several years, and now I must reestablish that network of connections with nothing to build off of? The second I leave, I will have no history or known identity, I'll become a number in a census, a statistic in a poll, a means to someone else's end."

"I feel no joy or excitement in this, only terror of what I do know, and dread for what I don't."

The sheer, neigh ineffable, fuck mothering terror I feel at the thought of it all..

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Trouble with Low-tier aircraft in WarThunder, how do I solve skill issue?

So here I am in my SB2U-2 or SBD-3 or (insert other rank I-II American 1 or 2 seater propeller planes with bombs), and then boom, some random ass biplane (like a Nimrod or what have you) makes me look like Sponge Bob before I get a good hit in. How do they shoot me down EVERY. SINGLE. TIME? I'm at my wit's end trying to figure out how to beat them.

"Why not use tail gunners?" They hide behind my tail fins and out of my firing range.

"Turn around and face them?" They turn faster than me, so it's just free potshots

"Just outrun them once you see them." Turns out that anyone who says faster is better is A: a moron, B: hasn't played WT, or C: spreads misinformation gleefully because speeding up is an open invitation for others to give you problem 1

"Have you tried other planes?" Yes and the ones that I do have seem to have a distinct lack of bombs.

"Skill issue." I see that, how do I fix it?

Is this just the natural order of things? Am I simply too preoccupied with the effect the problem has to see the obvious solution? I'm not sure if this is a list of shortcomings, grievances, or actual issues that people run into and typically need help solving anymore and at this point I can't be bothered to try and discern what it is. To any who bothered to read this far, thank you for taking time to hear my rants/inquiries.

TLDR:

How do you deal with smaller and slower aircraft in American light bombers?

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I made a jet, the C. A. F.'s F-105 Caliburn! It isn't really survival friendly and it's modded but it's a great visual and alright operational analog for my ideas :)