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The true King of Games is Joey because he has no magic spirit, nor does he have money for goid cards. He's just gotta work with what he's got 😝

"His best friend runs a card game shop and he had three thousand year old ringer tutoring him! Wheeler deserves respect, much as it makes me wanna to puke to say that, but not King of Games level respect."

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“Does anyone else think about the fact Yugi and company labeled me a cheater while basically having a magic three thousand ringer duel for him. Because I do. Anyway, Kaiba is the true King of Games.”

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[Text]

Dare u to listen to this whole thing

https://youtu.be/-gPuH1yeZ08

-Joey

He got about five minutes in before closing the video, and shooting off a quick

[Text] no [Text] fuk urself [Text] shits 2long

And going back to his playlist. "Friggin jackass."

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// Sorry about the lack of activity lately, work and hitting the devil’s lettuce a little too hard yesterday got me off kilter. Will try to reply to threads when I get off work tonight. 

Also, someone please physically stop me from giving all my characters pokemon and bnha verses, I don’t want to, but god I really want to.  

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In keeping with Red-Eyes being the representation of potential, it has one of the most (if not the most) retrains and upgrades of any monster in the game

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Hey Haga and Ryuzaki, what would you guys do if you suddenly turned into cat boys

"Start an onlyfans or something, I guess. Cats ears and tails are like, big money makers with perverts right? Could quit working vendors and fast food off that kinda cash.

"I'd prefer to be a moth boy."

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jumping on bandwagons like i always do, this time featuring the only ship that matters

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"Atlantis! We were going to set something of Dartz's on fire." ~ Ryou

"Fuck yeah! I'm so in!"

"...Wait, how the fuck do you burn something underwater?"

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“AYO, we setting shit on fire!? Where? Can I join in!?”

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“You know, I think I’ve seen a movie about two ancient Pharaohs trying to kill an American asshole before... and that American is no Brendan Frasier. ” 

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Weak as the kick was, it still hurt," What is it with you fucks and dick kicking," he groaned, only chasing for a few steps before stopping," Oh fuck this, keep your shitty glasses."

Haga sprinted away, his scrawny legs moving for dear life.

"These are high prescription!" Was the last nasally yell the yami heard from the bug nerd as he sprinted into the street of Domino. He'd stay with Ryuzaki for the night, he paid for like half the dino dork's rent anyway.

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Bakura frowned, looking rather unimpressed. It felt a little weird, most people did fear him without the Ring. Guess this guy didn't get the memo.

"You're pathetic."

He reached for Haga's glasses with intent to snap them.

Haga was not about to allow this to happen. His glasses were a high prescription, he was legally blind without them! So for once, he didn't think. He just acted.

"I don't know you!" Was the last thing he shouted before instinctually rocketing an, albeit weak, kick at the Yami's crotch. After hitting its mark, he quickly attempted to flee.

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"You should have stayed hidden, vile insect. You would have lived longer." ~ Atem

The train incident suddenly hit Haga like, well, a train. Haga wasn't usually as cowardly with regular people, but when it came Dark Spirits, and especially the Pharaoh, the etymologist to be, buckled.

Haga felt like he was primary school all over again, but with far more terror for himself than just bullies squishing his bugs, as backed himself into a corner and threw his shaking hands over his head.

"G-get away! I've avoided you! I've left you alone! I didn't do anything this time! Please! Please just leave alone!"

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// AU where everything is the same, but we see Yami Bakura join theater class/an improv class so as better to imitate Ryou, that Malik later joins for his alter ego of Namu

Edit: This has def been said before, but honestly I'm just tryin to activate part of my brain before I clean a grill so I don't burn myself

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Bakura glared," You little- What is this obsession with sex!?" He stood in front of Haga with crossed arms,"I am not omega, or bottom, are bred or whatever you claim. I am Bakura and I have half a mind to slit your throat."

An overreaction? Maybe a little bit.

Haga raised his hands, backing up slowly, "C-come on Dark Spirit, it was just a meme. A joke. Some internet furry joke! L-look at me! I'm not worth violence. I'm just some five foot flat nerd, w-with glasses! You wouldn't hurt a little guy with glasses, again, right? That's below you! You're so much better than that!"

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Will you pop this piss rock? 🟨

"...Wha-"

"Anon, put the piss rock down right now, you know what it does to your blingg."