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reading 50 Shades of Grey again, to roast it, but this time with way too much knowledge of Elon Musk, and now Christian Grey sounds exactly like Elon to me.

I can't turn it off.

It makes this book at least ten times funnier. Help.

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There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.

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justice for dominants tbfh

maybe if you arent into kink at all thats a you problem and other people being into kink as a concept and bdsm as a concept isnt a personal attack on you just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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anyway I had a child leash as a child. I also used one of those ropes you held onto for daycare field trips.

Those always made me feel safe. Because I was an extremely anxious child whose worst fear in the world was getting lost from my trusted adults.

At no point was it "I need to hold onto you to make you love me" it was "I need to be safe and guided in the middle of this big-ass crowd, because children are small and the city is not"

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but awka don't u know.

don't u know.

that because one person refused to talk to their partner or ask anyone any questions about the fact that they weren't experiencing the good feelings from all of the kinks, that means Gentle Dom needs to be a completely separate concept from the umbrella term of BDSM?

that because one person did not do research or ask anyone any questions or even REMOTELY SET LIMITS BEFOREHAND that makes all kinky people bad and only interested in pleasure?

maybe if you arent into kink at all thats a you problem and other people being into kink as a concept and bdsm as a concept isnt a personal attack on you just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone

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Yes, Jordan Peterson's reading of Genesis makes me irrationally angry why do you ask

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Number of bible facts I kept in my head prior to coming out as an atheist: 0

Number of bible facts that will not let me REST after having been an out atheist for over a decade: at least 100

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[prev. tags: #oh this #I've actually seen video of a white church guy claiming that the mark was uh. BLACK PEOPLE... #racism mention]

That's the Mormon belief, and there's no textual evidence for it outside of LDS. The only reason for this belief is Joseph Smith's personal brand of racism.

Never mind how it fully contradicts the original text in that the mark is only Cain's. Why would it ever be passed on? It's not a mark of wickedness or evil, it is a protective charm. It is the one thing that keeps the rest of his family from exacting revenge, and it is for him alone.

As a non-believer who just happens to be hyperfixated on the bible, using this as an excuse for racism infuriates me on several levels, majority of which is the excuse for racism part.

Things that needed to be described in the books they appeared in and were not:

The fruit of the tree of life

The mark of Cain

The taste of Ezekiel's homemade bread

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trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

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I can't trust that to be original recipe

Things that needed to be described in the books they appeared in and were not:

The fruit of the tree of life

The mark of Cain

The taste of Ezekiel's homemade bread

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Things that needed to be described in the books they appeared in and were not:

The fruit of the tree of life

The mark of Cain

The taste of Ezekiel's homemade bread

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Sometimes I do ship something and it's not unpopular its just that fanon harbors enough popular misconceptions to make the content frequently unreadable. So I will be like "can I have my ship please" and the internet will go "sure! here are a thousand results!" and I will go "is it actually my ship or is it some guys who are basically totally different characters in all meaningful ways that someone is having masquerade as my blorbos?" and the answer is yes often enough that I give up

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I, as someone who is able to look outside of myself, can understand that there are people out there who argue for fun. And, because I do have empathy, I understand that is not anger.

Right now, what you have displayed is an inability to understand the emotions of another human being. Basically: That was a moment of low empathy.

Good job. You played yourself.

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✨ Pan Pachies! ✨

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the original meme had the cadence of a futurama joke that's my only defense for this

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Richard insisted we watch The Room because everyone needs to see it at least once and I’ve never seen it.

It’s. Like I knew it was gonna be bad, and it is, but just Tommy Wiseau is telling on himself more and more with every line of dialogue. This is 1000% I got cheated on even though I’m the best conceivable human because the girl was a stupid heartless bitch.

Like. Buddy I’m sorry you got cheated on but this is the worst coping mechanism I’ve ever seen. Therapy would have been been cheaper than making this movie, bud.

We’re 30 minutes in and I will be unsurprised if Lisa dies.