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dinosaur-nuggets · 4 hours
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I can be a functional human being of a crisp two hours of sleep
.....yeah
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dinosaur-nuggets · 4 hours
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I'm sorry, but I cannot scratch off they idea of Leo being a naturally gifted make-up artist-
(Short video edited by a friend of mine btw)
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dinosaur-nuggets · 4 hours
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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dinosaur-nuggets · 4 hours
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what the actual fuck
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we did it everyone. we’re no longer allowed to talk about the CISGENDER MALE CHEST because it’s sexually explicit
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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?
Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:
“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”
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dinosaur-nuggets · 7 hours
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sometimes people dont really understand that having schizophrenia doesn’t permalock me as an angsty 13 year old evanescence fan
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dinosaur-nuggets · 7 hours
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FanFic Ask Game
A: How did you come up with the title to [insert fic]?
B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?
C: What member do you identify with most?
D: Is there a song or a playlist to associate with [insert fic]?
E: If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would it be about?
F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.
G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?
H: How would you describe your style?
I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?
J: Write or describe an alternative ending to [insert fic].
K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?
L: How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?
M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?
N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?
O: How do you begin a story–with the plot, or the characters?
P: Are you what George R. R. Martin would call an “architect” or a “gardener”? (How much do you plan in advance, versus letting the story unfold as you go?)
Q: How do you feel about collaborations?
R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?
S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?
T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?
U: Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.
V: If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?
W: Do you like more general prompts, or more specific ones?
X: A character you enjoy making suffer.
Y: A character you want to protect.
Z: Major character death–do you ever write/read it? Is there a character whose death you can’t tolerate?
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dinosaur-nuggets · 7 hours
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i think there's something up w my computer O_O ...
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dinosaur-nuggets · 7 hours
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Many people wrote about my banner on my profile, so let me show you this a little closer?
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Here I imagined that Mikey rottmmt became the last ronin
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This is an old series of art lol
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Thank you for your attention! 🙇‍♀️
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Donnie with colored eyes is my new favorite thing 💙❤️
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dinosaur-nuggets · 8 hours
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This scene is one of my favorites from the series. The fact that it’s in a library. Donnie’s wink. Donnie mimicking the librarian. Him calling his brothers “illiterate colleagues”. The wack ass fucking smile at the end. Chefs kiss
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dinosaur-nuggets · 8 hours
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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"
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dinosaur-nuggets · 8 hours
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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?
Take a 2 minute break and read this:
Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.
You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.
Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..
Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.
How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.
1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.
2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment
3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.
4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.
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dinosaur-nuggets · 8 hours
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Borfday boy
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dinosaur-nuggets · 8 hours
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ROTTMNT: Pet
Mikey: But how can you say no?!
Donnie: Angelo, we're not buying a pet.
Mikey: Pleaaaseee, D~? Raph and Leo are not here! You can say yes~
Donnie: They will take my science privileges, so, no.
Mikey: But I already named the cute lil' pup Twinkle..
Donnie: Still no.
Mikey: And I bought him this collar with his name on it.. With a sparkle above the ''i''..
Donnie: . . .
*Later, the two walk into the lair*
Mikey: We went for a nice walk! Right, Twinkle?
Leo: *Wheezes* Ok, ok, explain that to me! *Points at the collar*
Donnie: *Wearing the collar* Don't start.
Leo: Whatever you say *Twinkletello*.
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dinosaur-nuggets · 8 hours
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Heavily agree w u on this
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auuughghghgh
I love the bay turtles.
especially don hes my boy.
that is all <3
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