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what if,, people sent in asks,,,,, cuz this blog is dead as heck and I feel bad but I haven't been on Tumblr as much cuz it gets overwhelming and I have yet to do a following purge 😔

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CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR……………I love you but I eat pineapple pizza

Don’t repost without permission or credit

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Hierophant was always interested in old church texts, and through osmosis Kakyoin learned Latin.

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morals to come out of jojo’s bizarre adventure

part 1: your sibling is actually as evil as you think they are. probably worse, even

part 2: if you are fighting opponents that are magnitudes stronger than you are, predict their next line (it works every time)

part 3: every single one of your problems can be solved if you beat them up with your punchy soul ghost except for half your friends dying and the trauma that results

part 4: serial killers can live in the same crazy noisy bizarre town as you do! also aliens and ghosts are real

part 5: be gay, do crime

part 6: escape the metaphorical curse put on your bloodline by sacrificing your life so your friend can kill the guy who’s resetting the universe

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More Alessi crusaders

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I FORGOT TO POST THIS ON TUMBLR

[image description: 

image 1: jotaro, rather drunk and with an unwise number of empty shot glasses scattered around him, angrily telling an amused kakyoin, “i cannot stand that post that calls jellyfish evil bags. a jellyfish is a morally neutral bag. it is man that is evil.” (the quote is from a post made by tumblr user crpl-pnk.) in the background, avdol and polnareff are watching, entertained, and joseph is taking pictures of them. 

image 2: a redraw of the “twink about to pounce” picture, with jotaro speaking very seriously and earnestly in the foreground and kakyoin lying on the ground and looking at jotaro with something like smug knife cat energies except more fruity. jotaro is giving a very long rant about how if any animal had the capacity to be evil it would be octopuses, since octopuses are intelligent enough to learn how to distinguish between good and evil. 

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to any all the bright places fans following me...

I hope y'all enjoy the movie if you have Netflix

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is this all your anger is worth?

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jotaro.. but he's a manatee...

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Jotaro 💫

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YES!!!

Another chibi collection for you <3

This time some Jojo/ JoFoe clothing swap.

ENJOY lol

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what up fellas it is I here with a new meme format if anyone's interested lol

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Jotaro looks like Lisa Lisa I just think about stardust crusaders end 

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What do you mean? This is what happened

!!!!!!!!!

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pls help kak he is afraid

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Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure AU where Speedwagon somehow becomes immortal. It’s important to note that he doesn’t get any special abilities like hamon, stands, or vampiric powers, though.

His involvement in Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency stays pretty much the same, but now he’s alive for parts 3 through 6.

Consider that no force on Earth had stopped Speedwagon from enthusiastically commentating on every fight Jonathan and Joseph are in and that Speedwagon never developed a stand.

Both of these facts are important, because imagine Speedwagon giving color commentary on stand battles, when he himself cannot see stands.

Everyone Else: Speedwagon. We know what’s happening. We can see stands. You can’t.

Speedwagon: If God wanted me to stop, he should’ve struck me done when he had the chance.

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if your mother knew what you did for her what would she say to you