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[dipper-m-pines]

Nnnot really what I was talking about.

[The video opens with Dipper setting up a camera outside of the Mystery Shack. Next to him is a cardboard box, with a question mark drawn on the side facing the camera, being held shut by a decently sized rock. He steps back and addresses the viewer.]

Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! Today, we'll be investigating an anomaly that I've, bravely, hunted down myself. I haven't told my co-host what it is yet, but I know she'll be very excited to see what's inside.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

[dipper-m-pines]

Probably something like that! I'm not even sure if it'd be warm blooded or cold blooded.

[The video opens with Dipper setting up a camera outside of the Mystery Shack. Next to him is a cardboard box, with a question mark drawn on the side facing the camera, being held shut by a decently sized rock. He steps back and addresses the viewer.]

Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! Today, we'll be investigating an anomaly that I've, bravely, hunted down myself. I haven't told my co-host what it is yet, but I know she'll be very excited to see what's inside.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

[dipper-m-pines]

It's code. And I don't believe that for a second >:(

Bvh, lu XLFIHV lgsvi kvlkov xzm qlrm rm! Gsrh rh hgvk lmv gl hgzirmt z hvxivg hlxrvgb, blf pmld.

Sldwb, -Xlwv Zmlm

R wlm'g gsrmp dv hslfow tl hgzigrmt zmb hvxivg hlxrvgrvh- gslhv wlm'g gvmw gl tl dvoo.

[dipper-m-pines]

Bvh, lu XLFIHV lgsvi kvlkov xzm qlrm rm! Gsrh rh hgvk lmv gl hgzirmt z hvxivg hlxrvgb, blf pmld.

Sldwb, -Xlwv Zmlm

R wlm'g gsrmp dv hslfow tl hgzigrmt zmb hvxivg hlxrvgrvh- gslhv wlm'g gvmw gl tl dvoo.

[dipper-m-pines]

...I don't know. Probably something... sciencey and professional. Maybe we could "run some tests" or something.

[The video opens with Dipper setting up a camera outside of the Mystery Shack. Next to him is a cardboard box, with a question mark drawn on the side facing the camera, being held shut by a decently sized rock. He steps back and addresses the viewer.]

Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! Today, we'll be investigating an anomaly that I've, bravely, hunted down myself. I haven't told my co-host what it is yet, but I know she'll be very excited to see what's inside.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

[dipper-m-pines]

Not at all! You're helping!

[He turns back to the camera.]

We're the Mystery Twins, so we're going to do what we do best: get to the bottom of this mystery!

[The video opens with Dipper setting up a camera outside of the Mystery Shack. Next to him is a cardboard box, with a question mark drawn on the side facing the camera, being held shut by a decently sized rock. He steps back and addresses the viewer.]

Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! Today, we'll be investigating an anomaly that I've, bravely, hunted down myself. I haven't told my co-host what it is yet, but I know she'll be very excited to see what's inside.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

[dipper-m-pines]

Yeah!!! Its a biological miracle, if anything! And considering the love potion would have worn off, they did this of their own free will. Which is crazy.

[The video opens with Dipper setting up a camera outside of the Mystery Shack. Next to him is a cardboard box, with a question mark drawn on the side facing the camera, being held shut by a decently sized rock. He steps back and addresses the viewer.]

Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! Today, we'll be investigating an anomaly that I've, bravely, hunted down myself. I haven't told my co-host what it is yet, but I know she'll be very excited to see what's inside.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

[dipper-m-pines]

No one has given you any proper persuasion to curse. They seem to not realize that money isn't an influential motivation of yours. What I'm willing to offer you is a camera that captures all kinds of supernatural creatures (vampires included), a magic eight ball that actually answers questions based on what's actually true, and a date with Pacifica (I can get her agree to one). I'm always willing to add more if none of this is enough to get you to agree, but even then it still has to be more tempting than all of the other offers.

-Woodchuck Ask Anon

...that is pretty tempting.

Uh, eeeexcept the date thing, don't be weird.

[dipper-m-pines]

So, uh, this ask is OOC. I don't know if this is the blog for that, but I don't know of any other blogs run by mod to ask this to.

Hi. I'm FeFe. I run a roleplay blog for my Gravity Falls OC, Elizabeth. She's married to Ford. If you want me to send an ask from her or you want to send her an ask, her blog's url is @ask-elizabeth-cortland. If you don't do OC x Canon or you're just generally not in the mood for that, totally fine and I'm sorry for bothering you. /gen

Okay, thanks for perceiving this, byeee!

ooc: I haven't interacted as Dipper because, gonna be real, I have no idea what to say lol. I also don't know if I should take it as part of Dipper's universe or like part of one of the many alternate universes on here if that makes sense.

[dipper-m-pines]

[Dipper looked... perplexed, to say the least. He looked in the box again.]

Mabel... that's crazy. This is one creature- you can try to pick it up if you want. It's not that I don't believe you, I definitely do, but... I think they made a baby?

[He points to the snadger in the box.]

[The video opens with Dipper setting up a camera outside of the Mystery Shack. Next to him is a cardboard box, with a question mark drawn on the side facing the camera, being held shut by a decently sized rock. He steps back and addresses the viewer.]

Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! Today, we'll be investigating an anomaly that I've, bravely, hunted down myself. I haven't told my co-host what it is yet, but I know she'll be very excited to see what's inside.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

[dipper-m-pines]

... Isn't actually what?

[The video opens with Dipper setting up a camera outside of the Mystery Shack. Next to him is a cardboard box, with a question mark drawn on the side facing the camera, being held shut by a decently sized rock. He steps back and addresses the viewer.]

Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! Today, we'll be investigating an anomaly that I've, bravely, hunted down myself. I haven't told my co-host what it is yet, but I know she'll be very excited to see what's inside.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

[dipper-m-pines]

And impossible! Like, is it a mammal or a reptile? Do we think it hatched out of an egg? How does this work???

[He turns towards the camera.]

That's exactly what I intend to find out today! I'm sure Grunkle Ford wouldn't mind us using the lab for this, right?

[The video opens with Dipper setting up a camera outside of the Mystery Shack. Next to him is a cardboard box, with a question mark drawn on the side facing the camera, being held shut by a decently sized rock. He steps back and addresses the viewer.]

Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! Today, we'll be investigating an anomaly that I've, bravely, hunted down myself. I haven't told my co-host what it is yet, but I know she'll be very excited to see what's inside.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

[dipper-m-pines]

Well, I........

[He stammers for a moment.]

...I guess it was less hunted down and more, like... I found it outside the shack half an hour ago. You know, technicalities. It's still cool!

[The video opens with Dipper setting up a camera outside of the Mystery Shack. Next to him is a cardboard box, with a question mark drawn on the side facing the camera, being held shut by a decently sized rock. He steps back and addresses the viewer.]

Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! Today, we'll be investigating an anomaly that I've, bravely, hunted down myself. I haven't told my co-host what it is yet, but I know she'll be very excited to see what's inside.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

[dipper-m-pines]

Uhhh, I don't know if I would say it's cute, but you might. It definitely fits the theme of the show. I have so many questions.

[He goes over to the box and carefully removes the rock. He opens the flaps of the box, and if Mabel peers inside, she will see a small, strange creature: both furry and scaly, with a tail and legs, sharp fangs and slitted pupils on the face of a mammal. It is, of course, a snadger.]

[The video opens with Dipper setting up a camera outside of the Mystery Shack. Next to him is a cardboard box, with a question mark drawn on the side facing the camera, being held shut by a decently sized rock. He steps back and addresses the viewer.]

Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! Today, we'll be investigating an anomaly that I've, bravely, hunted down myself. I haven't told my co-host what it is yet, but I know she'll be very excited to see what's inside.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

[dipper-m-pines]

[The video opens with Dipper setting up a camera outside of the Mystery Shack. Next to him is a cardboard box, with a question mark drawn on the side facing the camera, being held shut by a decently sized rock. He steps back and addresses the viewer.]

Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! Today, we'll be investigating an anomaly that I've, bravely, hunted down myself. I haven't told my co-host what it is yet, but I know she'll be very excited to see what's inside.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

[dipper-m-pines]

What? No, the Steve thing just grabbed it. While we were inside. Luckily nobody was hurt aside from minor cuts and bruises (Mabel's colorful bandaids to the rescue)

Sorry for the time offline, had a run in with the creature that Grunkle Ford calls "Steve." It was... something.

[dipper-m-pines]

Long story short, Stan's car needs a LOT of repairs.

Sorry for the time offline, had a run in with the creature that Grunkle Ford calls "Steve." It was... something.