#code anon

[dipper-m-pines]

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Frgh Dqrq

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[sevenrs]

inspector eyes have a collect score (trade value?) of 20. Singularity bombs and pearls have it at 10 (outpost value?)

Gooieducks have it at 1, UNLESS they're in farm arrays, in that case it's 2.

one inspector eye can get you through two posts... split it in half

do you think a scav has ever seen an inspector eye. like suddenly you pull up with an overseer eye as big as their head and they just

??? also why farm arrays specifically. do they just taste better there because its like. more fertile or something? would scavs support gmos or are they organic all the way

[imobsessed123]

code anon from earlier :P

1 20 2 1 21 8 3 25 4 5

8 5 8 5 >:3

Why do you hate me anon???

Sr fzq ogu esiqcn plsh zqp fzq LGTN pz nmywgsu pln ozbe >:(

[deadlysilence]

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Access granted.

Welcome user.

@code-anon

[character-profiles]

Ok so I might be overthinking this but it seems to me like real answer only has 2 different digits

Based on the forgot password page and the fact that it says "TWO PROCEED", there's definitely at least one 2.

The third line of the forgot password page implies that the other digit is 10, as a ten on a keypad is "NOT HOW YOU'D THINK" a keypad would work, right?

The RGBRGB pattern in the last line I think can be ignored, simply because of the red fish. That other anon was half-right about the phrase "The red fish lies", since while that isn't a phrase, there is such thing as a red herring, which denotes misdirection.

The pattern in "IT IS EXACTLY/NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING" goes GGRGGR.

Based on all that, I'm thinking it's either 22[10]22[10] or [10][10]2[10][10]2.

- anon who tries to solve every code they see

RED FISH. RED HERRING. DEVS, I AM AN IDIOT!

[mini-games]

(it sounds like a signal you weren't supposed to pick up was accidentally send to you. You swear as if you can recognize the voice. 0000-0000-0000-0001. 0000-0000-0000-0002. 0000-0000-0000-0003. 0000-0000-0000-0004. 0000-0000-0000-0005. 000- there's gotta be an easier way to do this.

Who is this? Hmm... It seems like they've sent some sort of code... I wonder what this means... And what do they mean by "an easier way to do this"?

[i-bite-vocaloids-official]

>I still have the code for that particular one in me somewhere, actually. I just made it a comment rather than outright remove it.

If you want to bring it back, you can always change the implementation so that you can call it on command instead of having to wait for the variable to reach multiples of 5 or 10

Yeah but that'd be way too silly.

…oh who am I kidding. I once wrote a function into myself that'd catapult me away if someone yelled a catchphrase in my presence, this is nothing.

A few seconds pass, then suddenly The Biter's eyes start reflecting light in a rotating pattern as a funky beat plays.

[pintrestgrl]

Okay can you do dealer!theo(who’s kinda mean) with sweetheart!reader-😜 also I loveeee your work

yessss ofc !! also thank you so much, i love writing for all and any of u 🥹

anyways pls keep the theo nott asks coming, i love him. he’s the loml. anyways …

this is also kinda lengthy tbh so be prepared !!

enjoyyyy !!

mean!dealer!theodore nott with sweetheart!reader.

you never really seemed like the type of girl to smoke.

you went to all your classes, got decent grades, and were kind to any and everyone.

you wouldn’t hurt a fly; no one would ever think you would smoke weed.

that’s exactly why, you were very nervous about buying from the very well known dealer of hogwarts, theodore nott.

you knew him. a lot of people did. he was a bit quieter then the rest of his friends, and didn’t seem to have as many girls on his arm either.

you’d been waiting for the opportunity to ask him if he’d consider selling to you.

today seemed like a good day. mostly because you needed weed. desperately.

you got to potions, where slughorn had assigned new seats. coincidentally, you were sat directly next to theodore.

you were nervous, to say the least.

however, halfway into the class, you managed to gain the courage to write him a note.

———————————————————————

theo.

yeah?

u sell, right?

yeah.

can i buy, after school?

you smoke?

yeah.

then yeah. ig.

where can i buy?

my dorm. the one across the boys dormitory bathrooms

okay. thanks.

yw.

———————————————————————

you were silently freaking out inside. but, you managed to stay silent the rest of the class period.

the rest of the day went by very, very slowly. every lesson dragged on for what felt like hours.

however, as you sat and thought, a part of you felt like you were excited for more then just the weed.

maybe, just maybe, you were excited to talk to theo. get a glimpse into the mind that he kept so closed off.

finally, the day ended. you wasted absolutely no time, going straight to theos dorm.

you followed his instructions, before stopping outside the door. you took a deep breath, before knocking.

it took a few seconds, but he answered soon after.

he looked like he had just woken up, likely skipping the class periods after your shared one.

his hair was a bit disheveled, and his eyes looked tired. he had on a black t-shirt, and some grey sweats.

he spoke.

“you here for the weed?”

you nodded, a bit too nervous to speak directly to him.

he waved you in with his head, and you slowly walked into the room as he shut the door behind you.

you stood quietly in the room, the scent of cigarettes and booze filling your nose.

he dug into a drawer, pulling out about a quarter ounce of weed in a plastic baggy.

he turned back to you, before handing you the weed-filled bag.

you took it, about to dig in to your bag to give him his money, before you heard his voice.

“don’t worry about the money. it’s fine.”

you furrowed your brows, speaking.

“are you sure?”

he nodded, looking at your eyes as he spoke.

“yeah. just— stay here, and smoke with me. to pay it back.”

you slowly nodded, a million thoughts going through your mind.

why would he want you to stay?

he barely knew you.

a part of you felt a bit prideful, that he had invited you in though.

you spoke.

“yeah, okay. thank you, theo.”

he nodded, giving you a small half smile before beckoning you to sit down on his bed.

you listened to him, sitting down as you watched him roll 2 blunts on his desk.

he sat down next to you not too long after, suddenly shoving the pre-roll between your lips.

he brought a lighter up to the blunt, letting it burn the tip and watching you inhale. he put his in his mouth, lighting his as well.

he leaned back, letting the white smoke release from his mouth. you didn’t miss the way he watched how your lips wrapped around the pre-roll.

he spoke.

“i didn’t know you smoked.”

you awkwardly nodded at his sudden words, a polite, fake soft smile coming to your face.

“oh. um— yeah. i do.”

“you don’t look like you do.”

you felt embarrassed at his realization, knowing his words were facts.

“i know.”

it went silent after that, as you both smoked.

the weed finally cleared all your thoughts, giving you what you had been desperately craving the last few weeks.

you glanced over at theo, realizing how good he looked in your fuzzy state of mind. the way his arms looked in that shirt, the way his eyes glistened, god.

you were fucked.

you were staring at him, without realizing. his words snapped you out of your dream-like trance.

“quit starin’ at me.”

you quickly nodded, averting your gaze elsewhere.

“right. yeah. sorry.”

it went silent. yet again. for like, 10 more minutes. it felt awkward in the room, but you were too high to notice much.

he spoke.

“can i kiss you?”

you froze. did he just say that? like, in real life. it felt like a dream.

you spoke.

“what?”

he rolled his eyes, before repeating himself.

“can i kiss you?”

you furrowed your brows, so very confused. why the hell did he want to kiss you? of all girls.

you spoke.

“um— can i ask why you want to do that?”

“i want to kiss you because i want to kiss you. if you don’t want too, that’s fine. but if you do, tell me.”

you nodded, taking in his words. of course you wanted to kiss him. he was cute. and even if he wasn’t, you didn’t know if your fuzzy mind would let you not kiss him.

you spoke.

“yeah. um— you can.”

he didn’t waste any time, before leaning forward and taking your jaw in hand, turning your head and pressing an open-mouthed kiss against his lips.

he tasted like weed, and cigarettes. but his mouth felt addicting. almost as addicting as the cigarettes he was constantly smoking.

the kiss continued, only getting more heated. he took your hips, guiding you onto his lap to straddle his waist.

you whimpered into his mouth at the feeling of him under you, feeling his clothed bulge press against your panties, under your skirt.

he broke the kiss, but still kept his mouth right next to yours, breathing into your mouth as he spoke.

“you’re— really pretty. okay? i like— genuinely like you. i’m not just fucking you because i’m horny. i like you, okay? i’m not that much of an asshole.”

you ran his words through your mind multiple times, unable to find any untruthfulness in them. did he really, genuinely like you?

you mumbled, against his lips.

“i know you aren’t. just— god, can we please just— please.”

you rolled your hips against his a bit, trying to hint at what you wanted from him without saying it out loud.

he heard your pleas and began to reach towards the buttons of your shirt, before stopping and speaking.

“can i? please?”

you nodded, giving him full consent. all you wanted was for him to do whatever he pleased with you.

it didn’t help that all your senses were basically heightened, due to the weed in your system.

he unbuttoned your blouse, enough to pull it off you and swiftly unclasp your bra with the action.

he cupped your pretty tits, leaning you back with his hands to attach his lips to the soft skin of your nipple.

he pressed multiple kisses against your boobs, breaking heavily against the wet skin.

he moved his hand to pull your lace panties to the side, running a finger through your sopping folds.

he groaned against the skin of your tits, feeling the wetness coat his fingertips.

he quickly lowered his pants, freeing his hard cock out. he looked up to meet your eyes, silently asking for permission.

you nodded, breathless as he finally pushed inside of you, filling you up as you sank down on to his length.

it was shocking how much chivalry he had compared to his friends.

you felt his hands go to your hips, guiding your movements, you felt the mushroom head of his cock kissing your cervix.

you felt everything. way too much.

he helped you bounce on his dick, as he leaned down and planted kisses down your neck.

it wasn’t long before you felt the knot in your tummy get a bit too tight.

and you spoke. rather whiny, as well.

“theo, theo— god, ‘m gonna— please.”

“c’mon. let go for me, bellissima.”

you quickly nodded, a string of moans left your mouth as he moved his hand to your puffy clit.

you came. harder then you ever had before, a white ring forming around the base of his cock.

he followed right behind you, cumming a few moments later.

he came right against your cervix, filling you up to the absolute brim.

he held you close to him, his breathing hot against the skin of your neck.

he stayed inside you for a few minutes, before reluctantly pulling out of your welcoming hole.

you gained your breath back, before speaking to him.

“um— do you, want me to leave? it’s okay if you do—“

he interrupted you, shutting that idea down very quickly.

“no. stay— just, yeah. stay. please.”

you nodded, reluctant to agree with his words. he took his shirt off, throwing it on the ground somewhere before lifting you off his lap, and setting you down next to his body.

you hesitantly laid down against his bare chest, as his hand snaked up against your back, slightly rubbing the skin.

you both fell asleep almost immediately after, the weed relaxing both your bodies.

the last thought that kept playing in your mind, was if he was serious about his ramble of words from before.

did he really like you, or did he say that just to get in your pants?

you couldn’t tell,

and you weren’t sure if you wanted to ask, and find out the answer.

[yourfaveisintersex]

Ganondorf from the Legend of Zelda series is intersex!

[rad-roche]

off is a fantastic game with a rich pool of symbolism and analysis to draw from. here's dedan oiled up in a bunny costume

the full picture is a too nsfw for tumblr's guidelines. you can find the uncropped picture here

bluesky (x) pillowfort (x)

[theorphicangel]

Sukuna told you to stop pinching his cheeks.

But you ignored him.

So Sukuna did what all King of Curses would do...

...he killed you.

joking...

in a blink, Sukuna has you pinned beneath him. Two of his arms lock your wrists above your head whilst his remaining arms are secured by your waist.

His grip is light, fingers barely digging into you yet it's enough to keep you from moving and most importantly...from pinching his cheeks.

"will you quit it!" his tone is rough, filled with frustration yet there are obvious gaps which keep it lighthearted to play along with you.

"or what?" you tease, not shying away from looking the king of curses in the eyes.

"I'll get Uraume to cook you next." he warns.

"bluff." you scoff. "plus they like me too much to get rid of me."

"I never bluff and Uraume is under my orders so they will do as I see fit."

"you like me too much."

"you're a pain in my ass."

"just one more," you pleaded attempting to wriggle out of Sukuna's grip yet it was to no avail." just one more pinch and I'll leave you alone forever."

"Now who's bluffing?" his eyes stared into you, a dead set of black pupils.

"please, I'll stay away from you forever" you whine, "so far you won't even see me."

Sukuna scoffs again, gritting his teeth. "even if we were parted by whole universes I think you would find some way to get to me and be a pain, a true nuisance in my life."

you tilt your head in consideration. That's probably the nicest thing he's said all year. "that's pretty romantic don't you think, 'kuna?"

"I do not. It is an inconvenience to me."

"I reckon you'll keep me around just like you do in this universe."

"I wouldn't count on it."

With the subject change, you don't fail to notice Sukuna's loosened grip. With all you can muster you attempt to wriggle against his body but as soon as you move you're pinned down again.

A small grin (most would have missed) appeared at Sukuna's lips whilst witnessing you stuggle.

"please, please, please, please, please-"

"no. Do you not know the definition of no?"

"just once, I swear. You won't see me for the rest of the day."

A deafening silence fills the room and Sukuna's eyes never leaves your own. There's pleading and desperation written in your eyes, so much so it makes him sick.

annoying brat.

"fine. but only once, you hear me?"

his tone is thick with warning and you nod obediently. "loud and clear."

Sukuna removes his restraint on your wrists before allowing you to reach up and cup his cheeks. You coo to yourself as your index finger and thumb pinch the fat of his cheek.

"so cute, 'kuna."

Sukuna growls and you feel his chest vibrate, almost like the purring of a cat. You'd never say it aloud (as you value your life) but you truly like to compare Sukuna to a cat. he loves the affection deep down, that's why he always comes back to you.

"s'enough."

Sukuna swats your hand away but before doing so, your free hand comes up to his other cheek and repeats the action. "one more."

a loud gruff comes from Sukuna in frustration as you pinch his cheeks again, yet it's only for a mere second before your wrists are caught in his large rough hands.

"you said one more, you insolent brat." his dark eyes pierce into you. For a normal person that glare would be enough to stop their heart but you merely glance back with a cheeky smile across your lips.

"You should know by now that I don't stick to my words, 'kuna"

"get out of my sight."

[snail-day]

this will be so cringe im sorry.

i love the idea of corny couple talk . with toru.

like babyish overly cutesy super cheesy.

any cute drables? :p

Ahhhh!! I think Satoru definitely does this when he accidentally snaps at you. He can get a little moody sometimes, especially when he's overstimulated or coming down from a long mission, but you're his smoosh. His baby. So the moment he sees that pout or catches on that you're giving him the silent treatment. Oh, it's over for him. He didn't mean to hurt you :(

He has to baby talk you out of it.

Rubbing his cheek against your shoulder, voice all soft and high-pitched like, “Babyyyyy~ don’t be mad at meee~ I didn’t mean to be a grumpus.”

Now, If you don’t respond in the same tone. If you try to stay all serious and giving him the flat, “Okay,”.

Satoru just blinks at you. Frowns. Bottom lip jutted out. “No. Use the voice. The baby voice. Otherwise it doesn’t count.”

So now you’re both laying there, whispering in absolutely ridiculous baby talk like, “I fworgive you, but you were bein’ really mean pookie bear.” And he’s nodding very seriously. “I know, honey pie. I was bein’ a big stinky.”

You try not to laugh as he’s already crawling into your lap, pressing noisy kisses to your cheeks while mumbling, “Lemme smooch the grumpies away. C’mere my lil’ sugarplum muffin baby.”

Your friends do vomit by the way.

I think even in a yandere context he would do it as well. More often though.

[sevenrs]

[imobsessed123]

i did the code wrong :(

it's actually:

1 20 2 1 19 8 3 15 4 5

8 5 8 5 >:3

~ code anon

Doesn’t matter you’re still rude 😤

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[character-profiles]

oh hey a code

i think i can solve it

- anon who tries to solve every code they see

Oh. Feel free to try, I guess?

[daily-basil]

Sunny kissing Basil's shoulder(s)

hi im of shoulder duty today