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THIS IS PORN

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Someone: Are you okay?

Me, sighing dramatically, holding a hand to my forehead, staring into the distance with suffering eyes, clearly trying to get attention: Why would you assume that I'm not okay?

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Haru’s daily routine - The Cat Returns - dir. Hiroyuki Morita (2002)

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everyone please look at how much my baby has grown

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But what if… Jasper was tiny

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what your favorite classic rock band says about you

the doors: "i really enjoy carnivals and leather pants"

led zeppelin: "i spend a lot of time keeping my long hair from getting split ends and i like to yell"

the who: "i either own, or desire to own, a pinball machine"

the velvet underground: "i'm gay and love pain"

heart: "i am either someone's mom or just wear mom jeans"

journey: "i don't believe in love but i want it anyway"

the rolling stones: "i would probably fuck a heated up bagel and i love sin"

the beatles: "i would eat sandpaper if i could say it was better than listening to the radio"

eagles: "i enjoy pretending i am a retired man in a hammock"

fleetwood mac: "i own two tambourines and would wear a silk robe in public"

pink floyd: "i'm dead inside"

the beach boys: "i can't stop buying hawaiian shirts and wearing sandals to work"

queen: "i manifest emotions as opera music"

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when you’re mad as hell and no one is taking you seriously

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Plants on Pink

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top picture is a cloudy day at 1:30 and the bottom is a sunny day at 1:30 in the same week 

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What she says: I'm fine.

What she means: I hope Cr1tikal isn't being harassed on snapchat and that he was 100% comfortable when he gave out his snapchat and showed us his face, plus I hope he's having a good day...

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better standards who dis