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Dear friends and connections, I humbly urge you to contribute whatever you can to help me and my family start a new life. Our safety, like that of countless others, hangs in the balance.

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Time.

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when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c

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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

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Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) spills a love potion all over a policeman (Ted Henning) in front of her talking cat Reinfield (voiced by John Paragon) in the pilot episode of The Elvira Show in 1993. Directed by Peter Bonerz and co-starring Katherine Helmond as Elvira's Aunt Minerva, the series was initially picked up for a full season by CBS and then dropped before it aired after Peterson's double entendre brand of humor was deemed "too racy". The entire pilot can be found on YouTube by searching the show's title.

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SLIME BENEATH ME

SLIME UP ABOVE

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*covered in blood* i will.... *trembling* CHOOSE TO BE KIND... *in pain* i will be... NICE to others... *wanting to kill* i will see good in EVERYONE *yelding a knife* i will NOT be like those who hurt me... *screaming* i will be BETTER than who i was...

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dunken.mp4

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St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, November 1, 1896

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Come and See Him

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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having to remind myself i can be a true/big fan of smth without engaging in ALL the material that exists (like extras, or translations of things, or games i cant access :c)

→ ☆ like, i want to engage with it, obviously, but its a matter of finding time and resources to engage with a lot of it.

→ ☆ no ones said anything to me lolol i just get severe FOMO www

→ ☆ anyways reminder to people that just cuz someones a new fan/doesnt know or engaged in as much stuff as you - doesnt make them a poser or less of a fan than u !! i see this a lot with music artists and also some smaller fandoms/recently blown up fandoms and its very sad :c

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Transfem vampire trying to reach Girlconda