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Hey, everybody. Sort of a serious OOC message today.

Jenny's writer @skipperdamned 's cat has been diagnosed with FIP, and is in need of help transitioning to palliative care. To help, I wanted to run a little fundraiser.

For the next week, if you donate at least 5 USD to Penny's ko-fi, I will send you either a free art card or a small handful of the black and white mini stickers. Send an email to normatopn@gmail.com with a screenshot of proof of donation, your choice (and choice of art card), and your address if you feel comfortable with it. I'll probably wait a few days so I'm making as few trips as possible. Remember that you can find the galleries of all my designs (and thus the art card designs) in these two posts.

I will include the free art card in any upcoming orders for the next week if I also get proof of donation. If you have ALREADY donated to Penny's ko-fi, this offer is retroactive - send me an email and I'll put you on the list.

Take care of your furry friends, everyone. Thanks for reading.

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having worked in the seasonal wildlife field I can tell u the most realistic thing about BG3 is when you put a group of absolute strangers together in the woods for six months you can indeed wander from tent to tent at night and be told absolutely the most unhinged facts about their lives and tragic backstories they wouldn’t even share with their closest friends and family back home and then everyone just goes to bed

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evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself

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i like not knowing how many ace attorney games there actually are because whenever i think i have it right fans suddenly rejoice that capcom finally announced an english release for a years-old spinoff no one else has ever heard of about a guy called some shit like Geoff deKiller

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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No, Princess Zelda does not have "girl power".

Princess Zelda has girl wisdom.

Ganon has girl power.

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fell for the oldest trick in the book

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I don’t really know how to do this or phrase this, but hello, I’m a disabled man in pretty desperate need of help. I just lost my job with no warning; my food delivery account was suddenly suspended out of nowhere despite a 5 star rating and a clean record. While I scramble to find something new to fill in the gap, literally any amount of money that anyone could spare would help me to get some food and make sure I don’t overdraw.

My Venmo is @direhuman.

That’s all I can say for now. Thank you for at least reading this. Here are my parent’s dog and cat being friends.

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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No I’m not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know I’m your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when you’ve got me tied up like this.

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is this your first time getting prepositioned online?

no people say all kinds of prepositions at me online