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CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING ART!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/3496595
This Fic by @serendipitousdescent is so good and I really love the aesthetic of it all, so i decided to make what I think Uzumaki Rin would look like in sage mode!
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in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category
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if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:
- digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms
- finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess
- launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content
- the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death
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What would it take for someone to sell you three “magic beans” for $10 at a farmer’s market?
Specifically, what kind of person would you buy magic beans from? You have no way of knowing if the beans are actually magical - they probably aren’t. But just how colorful a character would a magic bean salesman have to be before you willingly spent $10 for the experience of buying magic beans from an eccentric stranger?
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Happy Yuuri day everyone! 💕
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if you’re the sort of person who refuses to eat their meal because I forgot to bring you extra lemons, then what the fuck
if you’re also the sort of person who orders something else, then refuses to eat that because you didn’t you wanted bbq sauce with it, then screw you
but if my coworkers overhear you bragging about how much trouble you’re going to get me in, then you shouldn’t even be coming to restaurants. at all. an empty table would be preferable.
#serving#personal rant#sorry not sorry#like#if i see this dude outside of work i will not be responsible for my actions#not to mention this shit does more than cost me one table's tips#it throws me off for the whole night#it takes up my time in the moment#so those drink refills don't happen#and other tables overhear your complaints#its funny how my tips went up exponentially after your round of guests left#isnt it#and i still made a third of what i typically would
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A cat crown instead of a flower crown for Kuroo-san!
Happy Birthday!
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For @dimancheetoile
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a lesbian: idk she just doesnt seem interested :/
someone: did u like, talk to her
a lesbian:
a lesbian: do what
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I would just like to thank the tumblr staff for not developing a memories app like other social media platforms because I really don’t need to remember what specific parts of fandoms I was into on this day in 2010
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Title: Realm of My Love
Author: serendipitousdescent
Relationships: Konan/Nohara Rin
Prompt: 4. Novice Witch
Word Count: 1813
Mission: D Rank
Summary:
If this doesn’t work, then Rin will slowly bring the books stacked ceiling-high in her bedroom back to the library. And she hates even the thought of abandoning her new found magic, but she’ll ask Kushina to tutor her instead of fumbling through these texts alone.
Success is her only option, regardless of how long or difficult the path.
@uzushi0
#uzushi0 rarepair event#naruto#konan#nohara rin#do they have a ship name?#who knows#also#happy halloween#serendipitousdescent
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It’s Lev and Tokoyami’s birthday today!!! They get to celebrate it together every year hahaha~☺️🎉💕 Tokoyami is very weak to Lev.. it’s like staring directly at a sun…he cannot do it! He also can’t reject Lev very well because Lev thinks Tokoyami is the coolest man ever…!! His heart is moved by compliments..! What an unlikely friendship!😭👏 [Do not repost / edit / redistribute / etc]
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Well, damn, when you put it that way…
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