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anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do

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Heavy cares about you. Heavy gives you a hug.

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sometimes you need someone to be rude but in a nice way. this is what having a rival is.

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ur in her dms im tied to her ritualistic altar we are not the same

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Being a teenager is just like * doesnt do homework* *doodles in margins* *wander around house watching youtube* *goes to bed* *plays an instrument badly* *daydreams about going feral and running away to live in the woods* *falls asleep in class*

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the first people to ever use terms of endearment for each other must have been so in love i'm in tears just thinking about it

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I was watching wallace and gromit videos at 11 pm and this comment made me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit

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Merasmus this…Tom Jones that…I think we as a society don’t talk enough about how tf2 Medic canonically discovered a way to surgically remove souls and then immediately used it to scam Hell into making him immortal

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had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

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the “i don’t have enough energy to be a person” starter pack

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Tallsbian saga(so far!) in order! 

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oh shit I took a wrong turn at Michaels and wandered directly into the dragon aisle send help

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hey so apparently popular pokeblogger @bulbasaur-propaganda is an incredibly horrific racist and homophobe. here is the callout, im only making this post w the links instead of rbing it directly bc i wanna give tws b4 ppl see it. tw for intense racism against latinos, repeated use of the f slur, and 1 use of the r slur.

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Are you AMAB or AFAB? (sorry if that's too personal)

dont ask people this

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love is real just unconventional

fuck yeah!!!!!! cheers bro ill drink 2 that

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please stop forcing me to look at fucking big mouth every time I open Netflix. this should be considered a crime