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Adam: Come on! How often do I have to say I'm sorry!

Charlie: Once!

Adam: NO!

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Fun fact "Apple" is the nickname Adam gives Charlie in my fic (though it will still take a lot of chapters for us to get there)

Adamapple kid name is Apple

Lucifer: hey Adam do you know where my hat went

Adam: no I haven't seen it

Apple dress up like Lucifer: bow down to me filthy center

Adam: Oh look I found it.

Lucifer: Sweetie, give me back my hat

Apple: NO THERE RULER OF HELL NEEDS A CROWN!

Lucifer: Exactly, give it back now.

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Do you think Vox gives off this fizzy static feeling old tvs had, when you almost touched the screen?

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I hope Sir Pentious builds Lute a new arm! I don't know if he would ... since they are enemies, but I am still hoping for it!

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I have this headcanon that Adam absolutely hates making decisions. And it's usually Lute who suffers because of it.

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When you are as deep in Adam Angst Hell as I am, the lines

"Oh father, please don't make me chose

Either way it's more than I can bare to lose

Either way it's ripping out my heart [...]"

From Children of Eden, are incredibly painful!

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Can't believe Starkid wrote the line "You are kind and that's enough" specifically thinking of Lucifer singing it to Charlie.

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Left behind after changing into his Extermination Day garb, his robes should probably should be washed but she doesn't want it to stop smelling like him

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Am I elbow deep in a list of Christian saints to figure out who could be in Adam's band? Yes!

Also, I am pretty sure Simon (the apostle) is part of that band!

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Sometimes I look at the smut Lucifer/Lilith/Adam/Eve one shot in my drafts and I realize that I need to finish it, but then I get embarrassed, so I don't work on it.

I really need to get over that.

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Oh shit, this is so nice!!

Also, and excuse me for going off on a tangent here, it makes me think of a certain musical song I always associate with Adam.

In the German version of the three musketeers musical there is a song called "Engel aus Kristall" which translates to "Angel made of crystal". It's Athos singing about how much he regrets how he dealt with Milady and some of the lyrics could be 1:1 sung by Adam.

I can try to translate the lyrics after work in separate post to not get entirely off topic here 😅

stupid forever, stupid for good!

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Lucifer bridal carrying Adam. Y/N?

Lucifer bridal carrying Adam, coming up!

[I do know what Y/N stands for, but I am not sure what it means in this context 😅 or, are you just referring to me?]

Anyway! Here we go (I hope this is at least decent - I wrote this after the third day at a con with way too little sleep - truth be told, I don't know if you wanted me to write something in the first place, but I was inspired! Also... oops, it got a little sad)

Lucifer didn’t know what had compelled him to take another look at Adam’s body. Maybe it had been simple curiosity. Maybe he had wanted to see if in his final moments Adam had been the man he had been in live or the monster he had become in death. Maybe he had just wanted to take a little break from rebuilding the hotel, to try and collect his thoughts and taking a step away, to look at the corpse, had been a welcome excuse. Either way, he had made his way to Adam and decided to look at him for but a moment. Sooner or later, they would need to get rid of the body. At least that’s what Lucifer was thinking, as he knelt on one knee, to take a closer look. Adam’s face, covered in blood and bruises, seemed almost peaceful. His eyes were closed, his hands still resting on the ground next to him, where they had fallen to, when his lieutenant had turned his body around to try and reach him in his final moments.

His chest, punctured by multiple small stab wounds, rose, and sank slowly with labored, shallow, breaths. His-

Wait what?

Lucifer did a double take, but even that changed nothing. Adam’s chest was indeed rising and sinking. Even as golden blood seeped out of him, drop by drop, the first man stubbornly refused to die. Lucifer blinked in confusion. He had been sure that Adam had died, when Niffty had stabbed him. And even if not, surely the time, between receiving the injury and now, must have been enough to have him bleed out.

And still, despite everything, despite all logic, Adam was still clinging to life. Still holding on to, well, something. Even though Lucifer couldn’t tell what exactly that something was.

“You’re still here.” It wasn’t a question. Hell, Lucifer hadn’t meant to say those words at all, but he hadn’t been able to stop himself. That was why he was even more confused when Adam blinked his eyes open. They were unfocused, staring blindly towards the sky. Towards heaven that seemed unreachable, far away. And unreachable it was. Even if Adam wasn’t dead, he had lost his halo. Lucifer wasn’t sure if Adam could return to Heaven, even if he was able to fly. Adam blinked again, and his eyes didn’t turn to Lucifer, but he answered his words, still.

“Ironic, isn’t it?” He grumbled wetly. Lucifer was sure he could hear the blood in his chest. He couldn’t help but agree. It was ironic. Adam, who had come here to rain death upon them, was now, as it seemed, himself unable to die. Why exactly Lucifer couldn’t tell. But he was quite sure, that a certain powerful being, that had created them all, had his fingers in the mix. And if that was the case, then Lucifer could not let Adam lie out here on the pavement. That was certain. Or, at least, it was, what Lucifer told himself. Dammit all, he hadn’t wanted Adam to die in the first place. Sure, he had lost his temper, when Adam had the audacity to attack his daughter, but that would have been any father’s reaction. Still, Charlie had given him hope that maybe, just maybe, Heaven could be reasoned with. Hope, that maybe, what had been lost, could be regained.

He had loved Adam once, half an eternity ago. And a part of him loved Adam still. Hell, they, Lilith, Adam, even Eve, had been created to be loved. And something like that could not vanish entirely. His love for the man had withered away, year after year, but it had never fully stopped. And seeing Adam, lying there, more man than monster, had reawoken something in Lucifer that he had believed to have died a long time ago.

Lucifer sighed softly, before deciding what to do next. With arms, stronger than humanly possible for a man of his stature – he wasn’t a human after all – Lucifer swiftly cradled Adam to his chest. At least as much, as his height would allow it. He could feel the Angel grow rigid in his touch. But he wouldn’t let that deter him. One arm supporting Adam’s back, the other lifting him from beneath his knees, Lucifer tried not to jostle the injured man too much. It didn’t work perfectly, and Adam emitted a pained gasp, followed by a few coughs that brought new speckles of golden blood to his lips.

“What?” he started asking, before being interrupted by another coughing fit.

Lucifer shook his head, silently commanding Adam to safe his energy.  “You’ll be fine,” he said, instead of answering Adam’s question. The man didn’t seem to believe him. He shook his head, as good as he could.

“Are you fucking serious.” He hissed. Lucifer didn’t say anything. He just opened a portal to one of his chambers in the palace and started walking.

“Fucking stop that shit!” Adam hissed. “Put me down. Just let me lie here.”

Lucifer shook his head. “No,” he answered stubbornly. As he stepped through the portal. “There’s another way.”

Adam emitted an ugly sound. Something that might have been a laugh had it not sounded, so much, like he was biting back a sob.

“You’re a fucking liar,” Adam accused. “You never cared before!”

Lucifer said nothing. He knew that disagreeing would not make Adam see reason. His silence was answered by more labored words from the injured man in his arms. “Why now?” he hissed. “Why do you pretend to care now? Still haven’t got everything you wanted, is that it?”

A fist came to connect with Lucifer’s shoulder, but the punch was weak. All energy having seeped from Adam’s body with his blood.

“This is your fault!” Adam accused, and Lucifer hummed in agreement. Maybe it was his fault after all. Maybe nothing of this would have happened if he had stayed one of God's obedient little playthings. Or maybe another angel would have simply taken his place. Another hit connected with his shoulder.

“I hate you!” Adam’s words were full of poison, despite his weakened state. Lucifer sighed, as he carried him towards the room, he saw fit to house the man for the near future.

“I know,” he said, a sad smile playing around his lips. “Trust me. I know.”

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Hi! I have a small request! How would Adam react when Lucifer call him Mommy during sex?

Heyo!

I saw @things-arent-what-they-seem66 receive the same ask! And I can only give a similar answer 😂

I think at first he would be very taken aback. A little confused and, because he is Adam, throw a bit of a fuss, because he is a "manly man". But I think that the more he'd think about it, the more he would get into it, even if he wouldn't be able to admit that to himself or Lucifer.

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Just a little heads up, I am at a convention this weekend (Day One was yesterday) so, I can't answer your asks until I am at my friend's place - and, of course - the long ones will have to wait until I am back at my laptop!

But I a happy to see you in my ask box! So ask away.

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what is this Quintessence you speak of? Is it a fic on Ao3 that I wasn't aware of? If so can you send a link?

Heyo, excuse the late answer, I was already in bed.

When I say Quintessence I refer to my fic "The Quintessence of Dust" that is just a mouth full, so I usually shorten it down to just "Quintessence" 😂

I usually post a new link whenever I upload a new chapter but of course you can have one as well!

You can find it here

Let me know what you think!

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Crossing my fingers for Lucifer having sexy Adam dreams.

Of course! I don't know if this is about Quintessence, or just Lucifer in general. But Lucifer can and will have all the sexy Adam dreams! He deserves this. And in regards to Quintessence, Adam's new outfit leaves little to the imagination, so Lucifer knows what he can dream about!

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Do you pee egg yolk?

THE YOLK STAYS RIGHT WHERE IT IS!!!