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not now, im noticing the pattern

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I’m choosing to forget all of the off-screen (more accurately, off-blog) character development I underwent for the sake of additional drama and intolerable nonsense. Please hold.

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Message to all freaks: I’m back again.

Message to all freaks: I’m back.

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@vriska69 You’re supposed to like the shiny new Dirk.com post.

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dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world

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Don’t question mark me, you stupid motherfucker.

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😭

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The euphoria of seeing Vriska’s online, and the despair of seeing so’s Dotcom.

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Your man will namedrop you in posts when you’re offline and then get mad when you reblog those posts. 😒

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i. oh, no. i’ve been hanging out with cape!dirk too much. no...no, no, no. please. i’m so scared. i’ve changed.

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ummmmm.

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I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent

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C’maaahn. I’m a birthday boy.

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@mechasnarl No, I’m just lazy.