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An independent roleplay blog for a Roxy-swapped Dirk Lalonde! | Mun and muse are 18+ | M!A: none, accepting | Flarpugee (mun, but not muse) | Icon art by @braincapcha!
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/* my short ass: 5′6″ is tall right? that’s tall?? right??
cold hard facts of reality: n o y o u a r e h o r r i b l y w r o n g
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#ooc text#i'm like 5'5 but that's really short in my family#i'm the second shortest person in my family#the shortest is my aunt at like 5'3#i mean to be fair i was technically adopted but like. still.#i'm Short™
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/* mun: forgets muse’s typing style because i’m just that damn tired
manages to make a coherently incoherent shitpost anyway.
whoops? */
#ooc text#it's midterms and i'm tired#got two more days of hell before winter break#and then all i'll have on my plate is work and the increasing pressure of holiday shopping and the day of the jolly red man slinks closer
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WHO is that BOY
how does eh RAP SO GOOD
i DON’T. KNOW.
How that PALE BOY RAPS SO GOOD.
#ic text#shitpost#I suddenly got pale kid raps fast stuck in my head#Even tho I haven't listened to it in like.#Eternity™
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Sometimes cats can’t be explained.
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Gotta love yourself
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so i was admiring my new christmas sweater when i suddenly remembered that text post about santa’s reindeer all being gals and
i’d like to thank my mom for inadvertently buying me a lesbian reindeer sweater
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so i was admiring my new christmas sweater when i suddenly remembered that text post about santa’s reindeer all being gals and
i’d like to thank my mom for inadvertently buying me a lesbian reindeer sweater
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Merry Shitscram Evry1.
Its not Shitscram yet but it will be in TEN WHOLE ASS DAYS
So b prepaired 4 the Scramble of Shits.
Its comin.
And itll get you.
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/* going to that white elephant was a mistake. all i got out of it was yet another throw blanket (though i do like blankets don’t get me wrong), even more exhaustion, and sensory overload that nearly made me snap at some people. what fun.
also my family and i are leavin either tomorrow or saturday for a wedding this weekend and i probs won’t be back till sunday so if y’all don’t see me tmrw that’s where i’ve gone! */
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I try to keep it classic yknow ;)
Also thanks! I lke my name too.
But oooh you have siblings? Whats tht like? Are they cool? Or annoying like all those Teen Movies out there
Idk who Hex is but wow what a grade A ASSHOE
Its goin ok, mostly just boring. Readin shitty fanfics to pass the time. Hbu?
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#ic reblog#bromosapiens#((it's cool i don't mind a lot of typing!!#((also this is gonna be my last post b4 bed so night!!#((won't be on till after school tmrw because tumblr is blocked on the school chromebooks >:(#((fuck senior year i shoulda taken early grad when i had the chance#(('early grad' even tho i'm gonna be graduating a year late this year anyway#((anyway ttyl!!
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Um,,,,
I.
I can explain.
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me: i need to shower and get ready for bed.
me: continues to use tumblr
boy i sure did miss running roleplay blogs!
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#ooc text#why did i ever go on hiatus#oh yeah#school#fuck school#also i'm like. logged into two separate roleplay blogs right now it's great#i missed thsi
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/* fuck i meant to take a shower 20 minutes ago */
#ooc text#damn tumblr for sucking me into the world of RP again#i usually go to bed at like 9:30#so i would be going to bed in 10 minuets#but i stayed up till 1o last night#so i can stay up till 10 tonight too#nobody really cares as long as i get up for school anyway#ugh fuck school#midterms are next week and i am Not Read#y#college application deadlines are soon and i am also Not Ready#i need to take the ACT and SAT and i am also Really Not Ready#i'm not ready for a lot of things#this turned into a ramble real quick sorry
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@bromosapiens
Yooo! Howdy pardner, Im Dirk.
Doirk Lalonde.
Nice 2 meet u.
You seem lik a Cool Dude™
#ic text#bromosapiens#((don't feel pressured to respond to this i just like making intro posts when i'm bored
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WE WERE MAENT TO LIVE FOR SO MUCH MORE
HAVE WE LOST OURSELVES
SOMEWHERE WE LIVE INSID
SOMEWHERW WE ILIVE INSIDE
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