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Found this weird bug on my cat…

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Morning workout: 3 reps gallop down the hall then doing this

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i cannot believe cecil gershwin palmer has the ability to make music play very loudly wherever and whenever he wants by introducing “the weather”. like it isn’t just during the radio breaks he does it irl to distract a mob in a later episode. this is infinitely funny to me if only because it’s one of the most random and completely useless superpowers a man can have in a town full of angels, talking river rocks and other weird and powerful magic. maureen gets the ability to switch between dimensions and he gets to be a human radio

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wise advice

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are you edging yourself from laughing ? holding back your gigglegasm ? is that why you arent engaging in even a chuckle ? i would imagine you are a humor gooner that gets their heh's & hah's all Pent Up, based on the way you didnt express any acknowledgement of my hilarious joke, thats okay of course, i understand, total respect for perverts. hope you get to let a tremendous guffaw rip through your body soon

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day 2: I DROVE MY CAR INTO THE SEA????!??!???!!!

This was fun to make! The background was a lil boring so i decided to animate harry crashing out ^^

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so I learned embroidery recently

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re-upload of my fallout 2 edit, including a watermark since this video has been reposted without credit to me. its obnoxious but unfortunately this is what has to happen

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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

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ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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Btw, that idea that privilege makes you morally evil and suffering makes you morally good is just repackaged versions of the Christian concepts of the evils of luxury and the holiness of martyrdom. Hope this helps!

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“Vase” (1990), Brierley Hill ➤ Clear glass unzips reality