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Successor

(Poster under the cut bcs I put my whole ass into it.)

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Red Dwarf really is a show of all time

what other show has a guy play himself, his son, his dad, fall in love with his own mother without knowing but then after knowing still persue her, have sex with his female self and give birth to twins because od that, also basically created a new race and became their god

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"rimmer!" followed almost immediately with a dismayed "it's you like you used to be." just. a full confession that he sees rimmer as an ally. a full confession that rimmers grown into a friend. by the person who thinks of him most fondly. they really do kill me.

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"Lister, is that a cigarette you’re smoking?"

"No, it's a chicken."

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Hmm, wonder where I've heard this before..

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big ups!

hello gamers

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did anyone else read infinity welcomes careful drivers? 'cause i saw this on tiktok and immediately thought of the nova 5's mission that was just to blow up a bunch of stars so the words "COKE ADDS LIFE" would be set in the night sky for five whole weeks

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lister says he lost his virginity at 12. it's made into a whole joke on rimmer as if losing it at 12 is normal. i do worry about lister sometimes cos that's just wrong on so many levels

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@temp0raryw0unds here are the photos!

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Red Dwarf 30 Day Challenge Day 15: Favourite Rimmer Outfit His S3-4 green uniform

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This may be an unpopular opinion, but I cannot for the life of me stand Ace. I find him to be so irritating I just wanna punch him and keep punching him. I’m fully on Rimmer's side when it comes to Ace because why is everyone else so charmed by him? He's snobbish. He’s a git (in a different way to Rimmer). I am aware that his character is a parody of something (top gun I believe but I could be wrong) but it’s not even funny. He's just straight up annoying. Am I alone in thinking this, or is it just me?

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He has the kind of face doors were made to slam into 🥰

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Arnold Rimmer is a great character to watch unfurl because on the surface he's just a right wing military nutter - but then you look deeper and realise that he doesn't sincerely subscribe to a lot of those beliefs and it's all childhood trauma.

Then u peek behind the mask a third time and realize all the other weird traits left is just because he's clearly autistic

Then u look one last time and realize despite all that - he is still an asshole. He's still very much a bastard lol

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I want to put Arnold Rimmer in a jar and shake it.

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Let ‘em see that fancy footwork!