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update:

im on my laptop and everything seems to be working. slowly getting back to it

announcement:

for some reason, tumblr fails to upload the images i use for the confessions. it works one time out of ten and i have to sit at my desk for ten minutes for it to happen.

so, i'm closing the askbox for now, while i'm trying to devise a solution**. i don't want confessions to pile up if i can't go through them (not as quickly as usual at any rate). thank you for your understanding!

**tried to clear my cache and cookies and use a different browser but nothing worked so far.

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Confession: The only thing stopping me from breeding 90% of the men in this game is the fact that I don't have a cock. If I was born in the right body I would absolutely be getting every single one of those men boypreggers. Zenos, Urianger, Thancred, Gaius, G'raha Tia, Emet Selch, Erenville, Elidibus, Raubahn, Haurchefant, Aymeric, those two hot Viera men who definitely explored each other's bodies from the Dawntrail mining/botany quests, even random hot NPCs... I would get each and every one of them boypregnant. The cops knocked on my door while I was writing this and I almost ahit myself thinking the yaoi police were here for me

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Confession: i want g'raha tia to tell me i'm a good and handsome boy and that he loves me so much even if i cry in bed

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Confession: I'm sorry to all the artists who draw Erenville hunky. You do great work. But let's face it, that man is a lanky beanpole. His ass is so flat you could skip him across a lake and he's being SO brave about it.

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Confession: Nabriales could've got it before he died. Sorry not sorry.

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Confession: I have two solution 9 OCs and I am 100% certain they've had a threesome with Sphene.

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Confession: Shiva knew a fundamental truth; that fucking dragons is where it’s at. Proof that spiny dragon dick that can tear you a new hole is > elf dick. Proof that spiky drussy (dragon pussy) is better than repressed elfussy. This is what Aymeric worked so hard to end the war for.

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Confession: Forget about fixing Barbariccia. She doesn't need to be fixed. She could make me worse though. or just kill me. but I'm too gay not to take that risk.

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Confession: all ishgardian elezens are cut because they're catholic send tumble

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Confession: feeling incredibly rabid thinking about estinien full-body sounding vrtra

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announcement:

for some reason, tumblr fails to upload the images i use for the confessions. it works one time out of ten and i have to sit at my desk for ten minutes for it to happen.

so, i'm closing the askbox for now, while i'm trying to devise a solution**. i don't want confessions to pile up if i can't go through them (not as quickly as usual at any rate). thank you for your understanding!

**tried to clear my cache and cookies and use a different browser but nothing worked so far.

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Confession: I am a haurchefant fucker through and through but meeting hades and hythlo in elpis for the first time… let me fuck my old flames AND my totally alive ones!!!! I want to be left a total mess by two old men and the most loyal knight of all time!

twelve knows I have even more on the metaphorical waiting list, though XD

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Confession: I want Yotsuyu to tie me up and do whatever she wants to do to me. Could I handle it? Probably not but it'd be worth it.

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Confession: I think Zero takes to sex much like she does to spicy food, Light, and the Power of Friendship: with slightly terrifying intensity. She gets a magitek wand vibrator and makes herself cum like ten times in a row until she passes out. Then she wakes up and does it again.

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Confession: I need to make Leofard a trembling mess of a man. I want to take him and give him so many orgasms he can't even remember his own name. I want to reduce him to a begging, desperate puddle to the point where he'd swear off piracy and give me all his treasure just for me to stop, or maybe even keep going until his brain is fried completely.

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Confession: Who gives a shit about G'raha when X'rhun and Kemakka exist? Meow. I'll be their little sex kitten no questions asked

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Confession: almost certainly unrealistic & ooc, but i wanna vent & cry to Zenos while he holds me and pets my hair

it's been a rough day & i just wanna imagine nice things with my blorbo