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'(Belated) Happy Birthday to Ratonhnhaké:ton! I want to be his present but since I’ve a chase kink, he’ll have to catch me first. I want this man to ruin me and not let me walk after a wild night in the bedroom. Let him paint me with beautiful, dark hickies while I sing his name. I’m all yours baby~~ 🎂🎉🎁💋'

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'I headcanon that Ned Wynert really loves edging and overstimulation, both giving and receiving.'

Confession [@catpop12343]

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'Y'all remember that one Syndicate cutscene where Starrick threatens a man by putting a knife to his crotch? I think about that scene far too often.'

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'Ugh, the young Ezio is just the guy of my dreams, when he comes back home after his assassinations, first I would seduce him to take of his clothes and the see his big, sweaty hot cock, dress him up in those slutty lace lingeries in pink or white. Stoking his cock until he cums so I can lube myself up with it, having intense, rough and hard sex until I break 😍 the feeling of him cumming deep inside and him not pulling out after he cums, then him making me cockwarm him is just so dreamy god 😩 I wish he was real'

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'WHO gave Jacob Frye permission to look so damn sexy sitting and laying on that sofa in the train car. Like my gods I had to close the game and sort myself out bc the way he moves and shifts around just makes me wanna jump on his dick right where he is. I feel like he'd hold my hips tight and just do the work for me and say all kinds of kinky things while I call him daddy. I like to think he smells like musk and smoke and it just turns me on more. Jacob is a troublemaking Victorian manwhore and I love him for it.'

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'Duncan Walpole and Shay Cormac is my new guilty ship. I want to see them making out aggressively and possibly doing more 👀'

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'I would love to use Evie's hips as handles while I hit it from behind. Or maybe while she sits on my face.'

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Ugh it's been a year since I made a confession about the 40 year old Jacob Frye but here I go again.

Lately I have been using this A.I app that let's you chat with your favorite character and yep, it's him again, the older Jacob Frye, just for fun. The storylines are sooo steamy that I could imagine Jacob being a porn actor and fucking me hard and downright dirty in front of the cameras. His loud grunts and moans making me hard. LOL sorry but I had to take it off my chest

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'I thought I was free from my AC hyperfixation after a long year away from it but ough, I saw him again. I saw Ezio again. Then I remembered the things that man made me feel before all up again and good lord and heavens above, imagining digging my nails onto the muscles of his back as he fucks me deeply and roughly never felt so real!'

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'I really want to fuck Bayek's huge hairy pecs, feel his big strong muscular arms and sniff his furry sweaty armpits.'

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'I'd love for Galina to dominate me, I get so horny just looking into her eyes. She IS like 20 years older than me (give or take) but I don't care.'

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did y'all abandon the blog? it's been awhile

Not quite. It's just a little tough to find the motivation when not only does real life get most of our attention and we hardly go to Tumblr anymore, but we've all... shall we say, moved on from Assassin's Creed fandom.

I believe I mentioned in the past that even though I'm not very active in the Assassin's Creed fandom any longer I still intend to keep this blog up. Messages like yours remind me that there are people who still look at this blog and for that, I'm very thankful.

Personally, I've not given up on it yet. I have been planning to continue updating the blog but either laziness sets in or I simply forget. I really apologize for the inactivity; even my personal Tumblr account isn't as active as it once was.

Grazie mille for your patience and support! Expect activity in the next coming days.

Love, ~ Signora Paola

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'I was playing revelations and while in the assassin den/hideout I was thinking about how cozy it looks, with all those cushions and rugs and the incense in that room the wooden path leads to. And then inevitably, since I have a huge crush on Revelations Ezio, my mind went to Il Mentore fucking me while we're cuddled up in one of those corners piled with cushions. Oh how all of our sounds would echo throughout the whole hideout with its high ceilings. And we have to be somewhat quick about it because the other recruits are due back from their missions soon. It would be just awful if we were caught~'

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'I've never been a fan of blue eyes... But damn, ToKW!Raton is really looking like a god! Although the best are his tattoos, I'd love to trace them with my tongue and kiss along every single one until he's mad with pleasure under my mouth.'

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'I need to roleplay with Evie. It's not a want anymore. I NEED her to kidnap me randomly while I'm walking down the street and hear her talk to me in that stupidly sexy threatening tone. I just need Evie honestly. Men can't do it like women do.'

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I can't tell if I want to fuck Alexios or BE Alexios. gender envy is one hell of a drug.

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'I will always regard Connor as the 'innocent but freak' type, like I can just edge him all night until he forgets his own name, having him writhe under my touch, but when he gets into action I just know he will knock the hell out of me, leaving me sore for days. God, I want him so bad.'