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『🔧』 "Lord help me, I'm having dreams about having a domestic life with a gorgon again."

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fuckdammit I keep forgetting my muses' birthdays

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“i don’t even want to know how the glitter got there.” for Yeong-Hui!!

Assorted Dialogue Prompts // @chiryxushi

『 🌹 』 "Just hear me out, Toto- aye, hear me out!"

Despite the mess they're surrounded in - their body covered near head-to-toe in body glitter, with even more practically coating their bathtub like a thick coat of iridescent, sparkly paint, it seems Yeong-Hui can't do much more than just stand there, with a dumb grin on their face.

"Okay, so, like, basically, I just wanted to know if, like... there was such a thing as tooooooooooo much body glitter? And, like, normally, I'd just put on my body glitter exfoliator and call time there, but, like... you know how much I like to be extra, riiiiiiight? So, like... I got gifted this pack of glitter bath bombs from one of my girlies in the biz recently. There was, I dunno... six of 'em in there? Maybe eight? I din' count properly, but they all went in anyways, so I guess it don't matter. But, like... end result wise, y'know, like..."

Slowly do they deflate, drawing in a deep breath as they waved their hand over towards the glistening bathtub. Not a single thought had crossed their mind as to what fresh, sparkling hell might now be lurking in the pipes, or the septic tank of the building - all they had been left with is the aftermath of their own self-imposed glitterpocalypse.

"... to answer my own question, I guess there is such a thing as too much. But, hey, look how pretty, riiiiight?"

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『🔧』 "See... I wanna tell you— I wanna say that those two sentences can coexist, but-... to be honest, yeah. As soon as I see a fedora or, like-... a Punisher t-shirt, or something, my brain stops taking anything they say seriously." It's only after that, when she purses her lips in apprehension, that she thinks that the two of them might have a different idea of people who aren't worth their time.

Thankfully, Ruiari isn't counted among their number - for the time being. "... I'm guessing this is an anecdote. What were they wearing? And... what were you even debating about, 'cause... well- if not what makes good fashion, I mean, then what?"

❝  APPARENTLY  it's  considered  in  poor  taste  to  make  fun  of  your  opponent's  outfit  when  you're  debating  them  —  but  i  believe  unironically  dressing  like  a  garish  and  pretentious  asshole  says  a  lot  about  someone's  critical  thinking  skills.  ❞  he  runs  a  hand  through  his  hair  and  exhales  a  huff.  ❝  man,  i  hate  bureaucracy.  ❞

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𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐌𝐞: 𝐀 𝐌𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞

Get to know the person behind the blog through a series of varied questions!

1. Do you have any comfort movies or shows? If so, what are they?

2. What is a fragrance or texture that calms or brings you comfort?

3. What is a song that never fails to pump you up, inspire, energize, or make you happy?

4. Do you have a favorite flower? Is there a reason it is your favorite?

5. If you could sum yourself up in 4 characters, who would they be?

6. Do you believe in fate?

7. What is a sound that makes you happy?

8. Is there a texture you can't stand or dislike?

9. What is the first thing you think of or see in your mind at the sound of thunder and heavy rain?

10. Lots of pillows, or just one?

11. If you could recommend one game or one book, what would it be?

12. Are you a dreamer, a realist, or somewhere in between?

13. What have you learned about yourself this year?

14. What is / are your love language(s)? (note; this can apply to friendships as well)

15. Are you superstitious?

16. When you close your eyes, what color is the sky?

17. What is your favorite beverage?

18. Go out or stay in?

19. What are you most afraid of?

20. Do you have any talents or special hobbies / interests?

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I'm late to international nonbinary people's day but I wanted to put out a reminder that Yeong-Hui is a heavily femme-presenting nonbinary person and that nb people don't owe anyone androgyny

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‧₊˚ 🗣️ ✩ three hundred assorted dialogue prompts

¹⁾ “it’s too early for this.”

²⁾ “say that again, but take all the words bigger than two syllables out for me.”

³⁾ “you never came to bed last night.”

⁴⁾ “ibuprofen and a red bull is not breakfast.”

⁵⁾ “where the fuck have you been?!”

⁶⁾ “i can’t believe you told him.”

⁷⁾ “look, all i’m trying to tell you i- oh god, no, please don’t cry.”

⁸⁾ “taxi- taxi!”

⁹⁾ “i broke it off last night.”

¹⁰⁾ “no way that’s true.”

¹¹⁾ “i’m not letting you sleep on the couch in your own house.”

¹²⁾ “red’s definitely your colour.”

¹³⁾ “i don’t even want to know how the glitter got there.”

¹⁴⁾ “second time the electric’s been cut off so far.”

¹⁵⁾ “come on, the water’s fine!”

¹⁶⁾ “i’m so mad at you for this, but i’m angrier at myself for knowing i’ll forgive you for it.”

¹⁷⁾ “nice tan lines.”

¹⁸⁾ “christ, i don’t know how you drink that shit.”

¹⁹⁾ “that was the best meal i’ve eaten in years.”

²⁰⁾ “i got fired yesterday.”

²¹⁾ “are those handcuffs?!”

²²⁾ “hell of defense to put on for someone you say you don’t care about anymore.”

²³⁾ “i love you, i swear it, but not enough to watch another western.”

²⁴⁾ “just hold the ladder, and i’ll do the rest.”

²⁵⁾ “is there any chilli powder left in the cupboard, or is it all on my plate?!”

²⁶⁾ “i know what exes are, and i know you two aren’t them.”

²⁷⁾ “please, please just leave me alone.”

²⁸⁾ “neither of us are leaving this room until you tell me how you got that shiner.”

²⁹⁾ “fucking liar.”

³⁰⁾ “scooch over, i’m about to fall off.”

³¹⁾ “i nicked your shirt on my way out- i hope you don’t mind.”

³²⁾ “the cold will kill us before they can if we don’t find shelter.”

³³⁾ “just- please, can’t you see she’s in pain?!”

³⁴⁾ “a pint of coors and a passionfruit martini, plea- no, i told you, i’m not calling it that!”

³⁶⁾ “only you could crochet in a time like this.”

³⁷⁾ “they know i hate boats!”

³⁸⁾ “your mother called.”

³⁹⁾ “i can smell vodka and bubblegum toothpaste on your breath, and i’m totally sure which concerns me more.”

⁴⁰⁾ “it’s midnight, please turn off the jazz.”

⁴¹⁾ “i didn’t read that book, but i slept behind [name] in bed every night for a week while they did.”

⁴²⁾ “please, we need a doctor!”

⁴³⁾ “you’ve done shitty things to me before but you’ve never been cruel.”

⁴⁴⁾ “normally i can get behind your stress baking because of how much i benefit from it, but come on. it’s two in the night; what is a red velvet cake going to fix that some sleep won’t?”

⁴⁵⁾ “i found an earring under the passenger seat.”

⁴⁶⁾ “please, if the choice is between ice cream for breakfast or whiskey, choose the fucking ice cream.”

⁴⁷⁾ “you’re still bleeding- stop and let me look at it.”

⁴⁸⁾ “we’ve been broken up for a year now. you’ve got no right to look at me like that.”

⁴⁹⁾ “mama will be home soon, promise.”

⁵⁰⁾ “in the name of the father- “

⁵¹⁾ “i’m going to lose them either way. better they hate me and live, than love me and die.”

⁵²⁾ “you have a son?!”

⁵³⁾ “boss wants to see you.”

⁵��⁾ “i figured we were close, i just didn’t think it was “call me at two in the morning from a police station” kind of close.”

⁵⁵⁾ “are we just going to ignore that massive rock on your finger?”

⁵⁶⁾ “you of all people don’t get to question my parenting skills.”

⁵⁷⁾ “is that a fucking chicken?!”

⁵⁸⁾ “fuck- you’re hurting me!”

⁵⁹⁾ “mind the puddles.”

⁶⁰⁾ “you’re sick. you’re not going into work, end of story.”

⁶¹⁾ “what on earth are you wearing?!”

⁶²⁾ “she’s too old for you.”

⁶³⁾ “you play mario kart like it’s your first day on earth.”

⁶⁴⁾ “you’re gonna break an ankle walking in those heels.”

⁶⁵⁾ “if it was important, you would’ve remembered i don’t answer fucking calls!”

⁶⁶⁾ “late night?”

⁶⁷⁾ “i’m terrified.”

⁶⁸⁾ “i’ll call you when i land, yeah?”

⁶⁹⁾ “try and get some sleep, pet.”

⁷⁰⁾ “where is that blood coming from?!”

⁷¹⁾ “it is sheeps or sheepses?” 

⁷²⁾ “so you can fold a paper crane from a candy wrapper, but you don’t know your times tables.”

⁷³⁾ “clerk said they only have one room left.”

⁷⁴⁾ “why did you get an apartment on the eighth fucking floor?”

⁷⁵⁾ “it’s snowing!”

⁷⁶⁾ “when the shooting starts, stay down and only look at me, okay?”

⁷⁷⁾ “how fucking dare you- i am married.”

⁷⁸⁾ “we should be safe here.”

⁷⁹⁾ “i’m at the store, what kind of monster did you want again? and don’t say ultra violet, i’m not bringing that filth into the house.”

⁸⁰⁾ “the cat misses you.”

⁸¹⁾ “i’ve been having nightmares again.”

⁸²⁾ “i can practically hear your stomach growling. come fill up a plate.”

⁸³⁾ “i’m proud of you, kid.”

⁸⁴⁾ “are you sure you’re not mad at me?”

⁸⁵⁾ “please don’t tell me you lost it.”

⁸⁶⁾ “wanna pick the movie?”

⁸⁷⁾ “bit late for boxing, no?”

⁸⁸⁾ “i don’t care if it’s harmless, kill it!!”

⁸⁹⁾ “if you so much as look in their direction again, it will be the last thing you ever do.”

⁹⁰⁾ “do you wanna go out sometime?”

⁹¹⁾ “is- is that [name]’s shirt?”

⁹²⁾ “c’mon, sit with me a minute.”

⁹³⁾ “good boy!”

⁹⁴⁾ “no, fuck- i can’t swim!”

⁹⁵⁾ “your friends are unbearable.”

⁹⁶⁾ “oh, kill me now.”

⁹⁷⁾ “can i bum a light?”

⁹⁸⁾ “just listen to me for once in your life!”

⁹⁹⁾ “someone call an ambulance!”

¹⁰⁰⁾ “i don’t think i’ve ever seen you in pink before.”

¹⁰¹⁾ “i told you i was done talking about it.”

¹⁰²⁾ “the lock’s broken- i think someone’s inside.”

¹⁰³⁾ “you kept it.”

¹⁰⁴⁾ “i have somewhere to be; make it quick.”

¹⁰⁵⁾ “you’re unbelievable.”

¹⁰⁶⁾ “they never meant anything to you, did they?”

¹⁰⁷⁾ “is the point of giving me such bad advice to force me into seeing an actual therapist?”

¹⁰⁸⁾ “your smile makes my day.” 

¹⁰⁹⁾ “how do you remember where all my jewellery goes?”

¹¹⁰⁾ “… but you’re definitely nothing more than coworkers. sure.”

¹¹¹⁾ “i’ve been waiting for this my whole life.”

¹¹²⁾ “can i help with your hair?”

¹¹³⁾ “i always forget how pretty the city looks at night.”

¹¹⁴⁾ “the dog, for all his failings, did not do that and i’m taking it personally on his part that you’re trying to claim he did.”

¹¹⁵⁾ “you have many strengths; all i’m saying is that parallel parking is not one of them.”

¹¹⁶⁾ “let me drive you home.”

¹¹⁷⁾ “thanks for bringing me in on this ritual of yours.”

¹¹⁸⁾ “what time do you have to be at court?”

¹¹⁹⁾ “do you, uh- do you maybe wanna get dinner, sometime? like, with me?”

¹²⁰⁾ “i’m- *achoo* a-allergic to one kind of- *achoo* of flowers in the whole world, and you- *cough* really m-manage to pick them out for me?”

¹²¹⁾ “table for three, please.”

¹²²⁾ “you’re getting so grey. i’m kind of liking it.”

¹²³⁾ “of course i noticed.”

¹²⁴⁾ “hey, quit forcing yourself to talk before you lose your voice altogether.”

¹²⁵⁾ “please, please wake up.”

¹²⁶⁾ “was anything you said true?”

¹²⁷⁾ “get in the fucking car!”

¹²⁸⁾ “where’d you get that?”

¹²⁹⁾ “you put me through so much, and still all i can think about is how i’d do it all again if you asked me to.”

¹³⁰⁾ “i’ll stay while you sleep. nothing’s gonna happen while i’m here, okay?”

¹³¹⁾ “you said you wanted to talk it out but all you’re doing is shouting at me!”

¹³²⁾ “we broke up a few days ago. i guess i was too embarrassed to tell you after you warned me about them.”

¹³³⁾ “family don’t pull this kind of shit on each other.”

¹³⁴⁾ “i phoned in sick. i’m yours for the day, if you’ll have me.”

¹³⁵⁾ “i’ll make the reservation, you just worry about turning up looking half as good as you do right now.”

¹³⁶⁾ “that’s still how you take your tea, isn’t it?”

¹³⁷⁾ “stop throwing those damn paper planes at me!”

¹³⁸⁾ “i’m so c-cold.”

¹³⁹⁾ “… i can hear meowing.”

¹⁴⁰⁾ “want some?”

¹⁴¹⁾ “fuck all of them, anyway.”

¹⁴²⁾ “i could look at your tattoos all day.”

¹⁴³⁾ “ever considered sending me flowers without a keycard for a hotel room tucked inside?”

¹⁴⁴⁾ “i made coffee.”

¹⁴⁵⁾ “c’mon, sit with me a minute.”

¹⁴⁶⁾ “fuck, they’re gonna flank us- get someone on the south wall, now!”

¹⁴⁷⁾ “christ, get up.”

¹⁴⁸⁾ “put some pants on.”

¹⁴⁹⁾ “it’s over!”

¹⁵⁰⁾ “not another broken bed frame.”

¹⁵¹⁾ “that thong really brings out your eyes.”

¹⁵²⁾ “you’ve already stolen from me; don’t twist the knife by lying about it, too.”

¹⁵³⁾ “... i thought you locked the back door.”

¹⁵⁴⁾ “they were saying awful things about you. every last one of them had it coming.”

¹⁵⁵⁾ “so you had a can of monster and a pack of sour patch kids for breakfast eight hours ago, and you really don’t understand why you have a headache?”

¹⁵⁶⁾ “i think someone’s in the house.”

¹⁵⁷⁾ “walk me home?”

¹⁵⁸⁾ “this song reminds me of you.”

¹⁵⁹⁾ “can you pick up some eggs on your way home?”

¹⁶⁰⁾ “i’ve got a flat tire.”

¹⁶¹⁾ “you broke his fucking nose!”

¹⁶²⁾ “do you remember the room number?”

¹⁶³⁾ “i can’t see anything.”

¹⁶⁴⁾ “lab results are back.”

¹⁶⁵⁾ “is it really so hard to pick up the damn phone when i call?”

¹⁶⁶⁾ “don’t you dare run.”

¹⁶⁷⁾ “bulleit, please. neat.”

¹⁶⁸⁾ “will you marry me?”

¹⁶⁹⁾ “how did you get tickets?!”

¹⁷⁰⁾ “your tie’s all crooked.”

¹⁷¹⁾ “license and insurance, please.”

¹⁷²⁾ “i’ll get a nurse in to do your sutures, and then we’ll send you on your way.”

¹⁷³⁾ “you’re a dead man.”

¹⁷⁴⁾ “you’re the worst thing to ever happen to me.”

¹⁷⁵⁾ “no, this is her secretary. i can take a message, if you’d like?”

¹⁷⁶⁾ “the money’s gone.”

¹⁷⁷⁾ “yeah, but it’ll cost you.”

¹⁷⁸⁾ “we need to find that phone.”

¹⁷⁹⁾ “can i crash here tonight?”

¹⁸⁰⁾ “i, um… i saw you. online.”

¹⁸¹⁾ “what do you mean husband?!”

¹⁸²⁾ “the fire’s growing- we need to keep moving.”

¹⁸³⁾ “your lipstick’s all over me!”

¹⁸⁴⁾ “four broken ribs… fuck.”

¹⁸⁵⁾ “what happened in shanghai?”

¹⁸⁶⁾ “you and these awful horror movies!”

¹⁸⁷⁾ “next door’s cat is back. do you remember where i put the kibble?”

¹⁸⁸⁾ “glitter and faux fur. classy.”

¹⁸⁹⁾ “since when were you blonde?!”

¹⁹⁰⁾ “do i even want to know?”

¹⁹¹⁾ “we were by a river. that’s all i remember.”

¹⁹²⁾ “please, let me call you a cab.”

¹⁹³⁾ “my hands are killing me, get these damn zipties off.”

¹⁹⁴⁾ “you don’t have to talk, if you don’t want to.”

¹⁹⁵⁾ “i read your last article. you’re not half bad at this shit.”

¹⁹⁶⁾ “is now a bad time to say i’m afraid of heights.”

¹⁹⁷⁾ “- quick, hide!”

¹⁹⁸⁾ “test came back negative.”

¹⁹⁹⁾ “say, ah.”

²⁰⁰⁾ “some friends they turned out to be.”

²⁰¹⁾  “you look oddly good in sequins.”

²⁰²⁾ “now there’s a headline: murder in mittens.”

²⁰³⁾ “we need to swab your hands for gunpowder residue.”

²⁰⁴⁾ “black, three sugars.” 

²⁰⁵⁾ “i need you to listen to me, okay? this cannot happen again. ever.”

²⁰⁶⁾ “we shouldn’t be here.”

²⁰⁷⁾ “if you’re going to be such a die-hard fan, could you please start picking better teams? for my sake?”

²⁰⁸⁾ “… did you make me a packed lunch?”

²⁰⁹⁾ “i got a little bit stabbed.”

²¹⁰⁾ “no, it’s too late; you’re not walking home alone.”

²¹¹⁾ “i don’t care if she’s ten, she cannot be led to believe that derek is an acceptable name for a cat!”

²¹²⁾ “they were just here.”

²¹³⁾ “oh captain, my captai- “

²¹⁴⁾ “come to my room in ten.”

²¹⁵⁾ “no part of this was in the training manual.”

²¹⁶⁾ “i think i’m gonna lie down for a bit.”

²¹⁷⁾ “i can’t come out tonight, i’ve got to re-pot my roses.”

²¹⁸⁾ “you kick like an ass in your sleep.” 

²¹⁹⁾ “i think we kissed.”

²²⁰⁾ “i never want to be a burden to you.”

²²¹⁾ “there’s someone in the trees.”

²²²⁾ “where’s that smoke coming from?”

²²³⁾ “my sheets smell like you.”

²²⁴⁾ “what did sarge say?”

²²⁵⁾ “the funeral’s at ten.”

²²⁶⁾ “she’s asystolic.” 

²²⁷⁾ “it’s too loud in here. i’m going to start biting people.”

²²⁸⁾ “give it back!”

²²⁹⁾ “don’t make me call the cops!”

²³⁰⁾ “we tried everything. i’m sorry.”

²³¹⁾ “another round?”

²³²⁾ “come on the carousel with me, and i’ll think about it.”

²³³⁾ “this is why we didn’t stay married.”

²³⁴⁾ “i like your hair.”

²³⁵⁾ “homicide are on the way.”

²³⁶⁾ “i just ran.”

²³⁷⁾ “want a drink?”

²³⁸⁾ “i’m scared of the things i feel for you.”

²³⁹⁾ “can you remember anything about last night?”

²⁴⁰⁾ “you left this at mine.”

²⁴¹⁾ “i made us a reservation.”

²⁴²⁾ “pass the goddamn ball!”

²⁴³⁾ “someone cut the brake lights.”

²⁴⁴⁾ “wanna come to vegas with me?”

²⁴⁵⁾ “… did you use my body wash?”

²⁴⁶⁾ “go shower, then we’ll talk.”

²⁴⁷⁾ “how dare you say something like that to me!”

²⁴⁸⁾ “there’s a letter for you.”

²⁴⁹⁾ “i need to see you. now.”

²⁵⁰⁾ “i’ll kick this fucking door open!”

²⁵¹⁾ “don’t look at me like that.”

²⁵²⁾ “i can’t do this anymore.”

²⁵³⁾ “got a light?”

²⁵⁴⁾ “i don’t care if we both get hypothermia, i’m not sharing a sleeping bag with you!”

²⁵⁵⁾ “do you hate me?”

²⁵⁶⁾ “please don’t leave.”

²⁵⁷⁾ “i’m sorry i missed dinner.”

²⁵⁸⁾ “i have a name, and it’s sure as hell not kid.”

²⁵⁹⁾ “you are a grown man, don’t pout.”

²⁶⁰⁾ “ah, look who’s awake.”

²��¹⁾ “if you’re after a ransom, i’m sorry to say you picked the wrong person.”

²⁶²⁾ “don’t you dare track all that sawdust in here! leave your boots at the door.”

²⁶³⁾ “if you’re not here to pay my tab, you can leave.”

²⁶⁴⁾ “you’re so warm.”

²⁶⁵⁾ “bit kinky for a monday morning, don’t you think?”

²⁶⁶⁾ “not again!”

²⁶⁷⁾ “i think i pulled something.”

²⁶⁸⁾ “kiss me.”

²⁶⁹⁾ “watcha reading?”

²⁷⁰⁾ “i ordered room service. possibly on your card.”

²⁷¹⁾ “this isn’t gonna work out.”

²⁷²⁾ “i saved you a seat.”

²⁷³⁾ “the dog got ahold of your scarf.”

²⁷⁴⁾ “i want to see my son.”

²⁷⁵⁾ “my friend’s an ass, i’m sorry.”

²⁷⁶⁾ “please, she could scare the balls off a brass monkey with a single look.”

²⁷⁷⁾ “you’re an almerciful pain the ass.”

²⁷⁸⁾ “give my compliments to the chef.”

²⁷⁹⁾ “wanna catch a movie at the weekend?”

²⁸⁰⁾ “you said i only had to stay for an hour- you got an hour and seven minutes! what more could you possibly want from me?!”

²⁸¹⁾ “i think i left my phone at the bar.”

²⁸²⁾ “... why is there a pool noodle in the hall?”

²⁸³⁾ “can you turn the lights off?”

²⁸⁴⁾ “was any of it real?”

²⁸⁵⁾ “do i want to know how you got that nickname.”

²⁸⁶⁾ “you’re like if an angel had a very severe ketamine problem.”

²⁸⁷⁾ “i think i fucked up my ankle last night.”

²⁸⁸⁾ “take the sunglasses off.”

²⁸⁹⁾ “i don’t know how i’m going to forgive you for this.”

²⁹⁰⁾ “i can’t believe i fell for this shit again.”

²⁹¹⁾ “morning, killer.”

²⁹²⁾ “who names a goldfish andrew?”

²⁹³⁾ “... i could’ve sworn you had too eyebrows last time we spoke.”

²⁹⁴⁾ “i’m scared shitless of dolls.”

²⁹⁵⁾ “how’d you get the shiner?”

²⁹⁶⁾ “here, let me help.”

²⁹⁷⁾ “look, my tomatoes are finally ripe!”

²⁹⁸⁾ “you can hold my hand, if it’d help.”

²⁹⁹⁾ “i brought you croissants. as like, um, an olive branch.”

³⁰⁰⁾ “do you trust me?”

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『 🌹 』 There had to have come a moment where Yeong-Hui realised how used to silence they were when someone was helping with their appearance, that so much of their time was occupied busying their mind, preventing it from drifting to a place where, after a while, it was like barely any time had passed before they were done. When the time came, then, that they didn't have to find something else to focus on, when they had something to talk about with the other person, that just felt so refreshing.

And, obviously, Yeong-Hui was never one to complain about or turn down the chance to chat with a beautiful lady. Even if a comment or two had let some self-confidence issues slip in their midst, that alone didn't stop them from admiring the radiance staring back at them - nor would it stop her from seeing how their smile widened as she spoke.

"Hey, you might flounder, babe, but you won't catch me lookin' at ya sidewaaays." ... was that too obscure of a joke? Maybe. Who cares? "But, even if you ain't that good, like you say... maybe that's where we balance each other out, riiiiiight? C'mon, I'll tooootally do your makeup once you're done with me, babe! On god, you gonna walk outta this room puttin' Helen of Troy to shame! You wannaaaaa?"

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Hinata’s pale cheeks bloom into a shade of pink and a warm sensation spreads through her ribcage, causing a sudden onset of drowsiness to overtake her. Drowsy with delight from the compliments  Yeong-hui was peppering her with and the steady attention of their eyes on her.  Sure, as a pop idol Hinata was used to having attention on her frequently, but not in a way that felt so. . Intimate. 

“It’s— It’s nothing really.” She replies bashfully, thick-lashed eyes choosing to focus on the task at hand as opposed to the heavy gaze of Yeong-Hui. “I’ve always worn my own hair long, too, so I have had a lot of practice tending to it. Though it’s— It has never held wave like yours does.” 

Being the center of the conversation was causing Hinata to grow too warm. No longer did she feel drowsy with delight, but instead hot and giddy. She forces her eyes to look into Yeong-Hui’s, who was still watching her with content. “We’re— We’re kind of opposites, you know? I do well to manage hair whereas it is difficult for you. But you at excel at makeup. And that’s where I sort of. . Flounder.” 

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Gives Theo some head pats.

Unprompted || @punkbites

『🍬』 "Hmph." The noise doesn't originate from any need for affection, nor the immediate satisfaction he gets from it... but, as he looks up at the taller man giving him these headpats... he can't help but feel a little undignified. He'd accepted he was shorter than the average man, sure... he just never thought it would be used against him like this.

"Y'know, I'm only lettin' you do this 'cause I'd fuckin' impale my hand if I tried it with you. Plus, it'd just feel weird." Not that he thinks he'd oppose it. Even now, begrudgingly, he feels a strange calm overtaking him. He allows the other his fun - and tolerance slips into comfort as his eyes close, focus now bound merely to the sensation of...

...did he need this, all this time?

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just tryna “hmph” my way into some cuddles and headpats

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Panic Attack

Some people are... more helpful than others.

"Do as I do, okay? Breathe in, nice and slow -"

"You okay? You look a bit - oh no."

"You're okay, you're okay. I'm going to take your hand."

"Nice slow breaths for me."

"There's nothing wrong. You're okay. You're okay."

"I need you to tell me five things you can see."

"Do you know what cause this?"

"Tell me how to help."

"It's okay to cry. I won't tell anyone."

"Can you sip this water?"

"Don't be cruel. It's not your fault."

"Let me help you, okay?"

"Is it okay if I hug you? Would a hug help?"

"I don't know what to do, I don't know how to help you!"

"What's going on? Why are you making that noise?"

"What's wrong with you, why are you doing this!?"

"Are you having an asthma attack or something?"

"God, pull yourself together."

"Fucking seriously? Wow, you're useless."

"You need to get therapy or something."

"What's the cause of the act this time?"

"You're kidding me. That's pathetic."

"Are you - crying? Ew."

"Breathe? What useless advice is that."

"Don't - touch - me -"

"I don't want your help."

"Get me away from here."

"I can't - breathe -"

"I'm useless - worthless - there's no point - to me -"

"Go - away -"

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『🔧』 "... wiwiwi!"

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『🍬』 That tiny reaction, that little pause in everything he was doing the moment his fingers brushed against the underside of his neck, seemed to betray every tough-guy insistence Jacks put up before. He knew it - he was just daring him to take a little control, but perhaps Theo had once again had his experience, his willingness, underestimated.

"Thirteen?! Holy shit, dude... and you call me hardcore..." His mouth hangs agape in awe, his eye widening in a grin that radiated upon his whole face. There was a spark of what he envied of Jacks' childhood in the way he stared at him afterwards, even if he didn't know all the sordid details.

He had to wonder what kind of person he would have grown into, if he had that kind of defiant independence from the start, if he wasn't so worried about hurting the people he loved, deep down. But, there was no time for that now.

His fingers barely hesitated to drag the other man closer, breath quickening the less the space between them became. "Oh yeah?" he would easily parrot his mischievous, whispering tone. "You barely saw 'em, stud. But, if a closer look's what you want..."

Finally, he lets up, crawling onto Jacks' lap, now freed from his takeout box, and finally pulling him in for a rough, sloppy kiss, teeth scraping against his lip as he pulled away. His eye didn't dare to look away now, his grin only becoming more devilish. "... then come see what I'm servin', big boy."

When fingers reached out for his collar did Jacks stop eating for a moment. His eyes curiosily following those digits, head tilted with a teasing smirk on his lips. He still plopped a gyoza into his mouth before putting the box down.

"Mhm, about 13 I think. Took the bus three hours into the big city and it was honestly so worth it. My stepmom thought I was possessed and would lose her shit." A chuckle shook his entire core. The kind of lighthearted laugh that came from good memories, rather than bad ones.

The laughter faded with a little sigh as he felt the tug around his neck from the way his collar was pulled. And in that moment, it caused a little chill to go down his spine.

"Good thing you don't have to do that anymore, huh?" He leaned closer until his forehead was almost touching the other's, head tilted like he was about to go in for another smooch, but instead he just stayed like this.

"Cause I think they're fucking hot."

His words were a childish little whisper, like he was talking to someone during class. A playful smirk on his face and the patience to stay - like a dog with a treat on their nose, waiting for the right signal.

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🪶 — #SUMMER SETTING PROMPTS: ‘my muse’ is the blog receiving the ask

ⓧ SWIM: to go swimming with my muse

ⓧ SEASHELLS: to go hunting for seashells with my muse

ⓧ SPLASH: to playfully splash my muse

ⓧ CASTLE: to make a sandcastle with my muse

ⓧ SUNSCREEN: to help my muse put on sunscreen

ⓧ GRILL: to cook outside with my muse 

ⓧ EXPLORE: to go to a new store/town/location with my muse

ⓧ CRUISE: to go on a cruise vacation with my muse

ⓧ CONCERT: to go to an outdoor concert with my muse 

ⓧ STARS: to go stargazing with my muse

ⓧ DANCE: to go dancing with my muse 

ⓧ CAMP: to go camping with my muse

ⓧ FLOWER: to make flower crowns with my muse

ⓧ GARDEN: to garden with my muse

ⓧ NIGHT: to go on a night-time swim with my muse

ⓧ JUMP: go bungee jumping with my muse

ⓧ HORSE: go horseback riding with my muse

ⓧ BALLOON: ride in a hot air balloon with my muse 

ⓧ FIREWORKS: to watch fireworks with my muse

ⓧ MOVIE: to go to a drive-in movie theater with my muse

HAPPY SUMMER!  — 🪶

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What’s Your Muse like in a Discord Server?

🔡- What’s their Discord Name(s)?

📳- Do they run their own server or simply participate in other people’s servers?

🔢- How many servers are they in?

👁‍🗨- Could they moderate in any servers?

🔆- How often would they use Discord?

👯- How many people have they added as friends? How many have they had to block?

💢- Would they get involved in server drama? How often?

🖌- Would they contribute art or writing to their servers or are they there to meme?

🆗- Would they RP on Discord?

❌- Could they ever get kicked or banned from a server? What for?

〽️- Do they prefer small servers or bigger ones?

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"I had a friend before, and she was a lot like you I helped her fight through a war, but she had her demons too And then we grew apart Then her light went dark

And so I thought, Maybe, if I'd made a different call, Maybe, if I hadn't missed it all, Maybe, she'd be fine Maybe, we'd unwind

Maybe, if I help another soul, Maybe, if I helped you reach your goal, Life could be that bright, I could sleep at night."

"Alex, I don't know who your friend is, I don't know what she's like, but My time with you's been splendid, the best day of my life 'Cause I was down in a spiral but I didn't die, I've never felt strong before, You're my friend, I couldn't ask for more!

And so I think, Maybe, if life wasn't spent as planned Maybe, it's time that you lend a hand I don't think she'll mind If not her friend then mine."

"Maybe, to fall is to learn one way, Maybe, it's all gonna turn out great! I know we'll be fine, I know it's light you'll find."

"You're a good kid."

"... thanks."

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DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 SENTENCE STARTERS .

" have you eaten all of this pie ?! "

" if i knew you were gonna be late ... i wouldna shown up on time . "

" next time i'll aim for the vitals . "

" i will valiantly take this blow of humiliation !! "

" i'm not mad ! j ... just concerned ! "

" you didn't lose sleep over it , did you ? "

" what's the matter ? "

" had trouble going beddy - bye last night ? "

" you've been wondering the same thing , right ? "

" just two friends , chillin' out in the closet , like normal . "

" we gotta keep this under wraps . this is OUR thing , y'know ? "

" i've never had friends before ... so i've never waited so long to see them again , either ! "

" guess i'll TRY not to let you die of loneliness . "

" this better not be some kind of prank or something .

" hell are you going ? trying to have cake without me ? "

" you think i look cuter now ... ? "

" you're making me blush ! "

" hurry the hell up , ____ . "

" you're a real weenie , y'know that ? "

" screw it let's just go play space pinball in the computer lab "

" our last adventure was great . i couldn't stop thinking about having another ! "

" somebody help me ... somebody , please ... "

" get out of here before it's too late ! "

" i would have captured you too but i ran out of cages . "

" you wanna fight , loser ? "

" i have no time for such frivolities . and would kick your ass . "

" i see letters , i basically check out . "

" always been annoying how much your hair smells like apples . "

" are you like ... doing anything right now ? "

" i'm not going to help you !! "

" oh , my ... that was actually quite amusing . "

" spell a swear ! "

" what if i just ... don't do what you say ? "

" even if it's not real , you can still have fun ... right ? "

" i must admit , i feel pity for you . "

" i always saw some potential in you . "

" i suppose i knew you would never amount to much . "

" wh - what ?! that's not fair !!! "

" don't look sad . you're never alone . you've got me . "

" we're a team now , remember ? "

" you still have to be my willing minion . "

" we must form an uneasy truce ... "

" huh ? did you hear something ? "

" why can't i just ... refuse ? "

" we're just , ummm ... fr ... friends ? "

" we know each other better than anyone . "

" you do not do crazy things like ' have opinions ' "

" you do not have to answer . you would be wrong ! "

" i love tolerating you . "