getting a more human Cole used to new flavours and textures
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just for future rebloggers, while this post is very funny (and the points made are good), the original arcticle is in fact satire. i figured this out because i thought the name "Dickie Canine" was far too improbably hilarious for a journalist writing this arcticle to have, and i was right.
though by googling him, i did find an arcticle from the dickens society talking about real historical defences of scrooge which is also very interesting.
imagine simping for capitalism this badly
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So you think you know your heresies. I beg to differ.
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Ok now that the boops are gone and i can be grumpy again
"yeah the boops are fun but don't let them distract you from--" PLEASE let them distract you. Please take one goddamn day off from thinking about the world's problems. And if you can't figure out how to do that, for the love of god don't insist that everyone else be stuck in "I'm not allowed to be happy about anything ever" hell with you
If you insist that everyone be focusing on "the problems" at all times that is at best performative and at worst actively harmful to the cause you're trying to support. Taking real action uses up energy, often times a LOT of it. Insisting that no one ever takes a break means insisting that no one ever take time to rest and begin to gather more energy for another actual action. Being "on" all the time isn't your duty, it's an impossibility.
Take a fucking break. And remind everyone that they need to take breaks too.
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need to go to sleep now and im praying the boops are still here in the morning so i can get that last badge 🙏🙏🙏
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mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws
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"Ryder...there is intelligence in its eyes..."
felt inspired by the boops
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Friend. Dearest mutual. Lovely follower. Random passer-by. I know we haven't shared a fandom in 5 years. I know we never talk. I know we may only barely recognize each other's icons, if that. I just want you to know...
Boop
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