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anyways caleb’s find familiar ritual is just him drawing a square on the ground and going psspsspspss for 10 minutes

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What up y’all, I’ve been gone for a long ass time because I graduated, moved, got three jobs, etc etc

But I have a day off and I’m watching critical role and I’m on

*drum roll*

Episode 50!

I’m gonna be here for a while

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Me, a simple bard polymorphing and still wooing the women regardless

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Arsequeef’s “Everyone is super f’ing hot thread”

((All gifs and comments were made by Arsequeef, and Tumblr compressed them *massively*, especially Sam.  Please go to the source to see them in their full glory!))

Travis 🤘 Willingham [source]

Marisha “I have two moods” Ray [source]

Liam “If it doesn’t have a buckle I’m not wearing it” O'Brien [source]

Taliesin “I dressed everyone tonight so you’re welcome” Jaffe [source]

Laura “Goth Lolita” Bailey (ft. smitten Travis) [source]

Matt “Y'all were not ready for me in eyeliner” Mercer [source]

And finally, Sam “This isn’t even my final form” Riegel [source]

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Thought you all should know that 1. I graduated! And 2. I finished writing my thesis!

All that’s left is getting it signed and officially handed in so I can hold my degree in my hands

And then I have to catch up on all the missed streams. I am so behind it’s ridiculous.

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Hammer of Probability

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I promised to tell you when my thesis was done and I just wanted to say that it’s not completely finished but goddamn it’s close.

If anyone is in New Jersey and specifically near William Paterson university, you should come see my show and see why I’m three months behind on streams and suffering for it.

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Play a gunslinger, who critically misunderstands their role as a gunslinger and just throws guns.

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Taliesin, as the cat puppet: “[evil laugh]  Hello, children.  You all know who I am.  But for the sad mortals in the back, listen up: I am Bast’alar, the Ascended One, Destructor of the Gameverse, Shatterer of Realms.  [evil laugh]  And I’ve come bearing condolences to you all.  Your precious little cowboy wasn’t feeling well today.  Boohoo!  [evil laugh]  I guess it doesn’t matter how much you can bench if you can’t get out of bed!  Looks like my spell worked after all!  [evil laugh]  I guess the rift will just have to remain open, and the wheel will come to a screeching halt.  You moronic hillbillies have no idea whom you are messing with.  When my owners abandoned me years ago, I swore to never be domesticated again.  I am no longer a cat, a pet, Critter or a slave, but a god!  [evil laugh]  Are you prepared to see my true power unleashed?  Then come and join us next Tuesday on twitch.tv/criticalrole at 4pm Pacific, and I hope to see you there so you can watch it all burn.  Toodle-loo!  [evil laugh]”

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I think Travis says it best…

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doodled out this little exchange from the Crimson Diplomacy episode of CR for funsies between working on my TAZ animatic.

i’ve blown through another 8 episodes this week, and i’m entertained by the ribbing No Mercy Percy’s still getting for that particular cool one-liner, even as the plot gets ever-darker.

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playing dnd

me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people

player: are there milfs

me:

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The Mighty Nein’s Guide to Troubled Birds (ft. my mediocre MS Paint skills)

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One of my friends made info on having the duolingo owl as your warlock patron

It’s pretty great

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Foul Play - Art & Story by Michel Gerencir

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My players when they realize their backstory is being brought up in the campaign plot:

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Alright finished 49, onto 50 at some point today after i sleep and get some work done

If any of you are living in northern nj and wanna see my mfa thesis exhibit hit me up my show cards look fantastic and I’m gonna advertise the fuck out of my exhibit once i finish

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Designing a show card while listening to Caleb’s tearful admission to Nott about his real name and involvement is TOO MUCH